View Full Version : Greece is really small!

28-01-2007, 22:31:07
Tired of scratching my balls yet another Sunday, I decided on impulse to take my little car and head down to Nauplion (here it is www.nafplio.gr) where a friend resides to have coffee. Nauplio is in the upper third of the Peloponese. So I basically went from Attica to the Peloponese and back and I made it in 2 hours!!! That's like nothing. It's about 222 kilometers off of Athens.
Riding my car is always an adventure because the wheel screams when I turn it, sometimes you can smell oil from the ventilation, the suspensions are dead and generally it is one high adrenaline adventure seeing as I like high speeds.
But all the drivers were going much faster than me and I was going 130 km/hour.

The roads were in some parts great, in others VERY great and in others very dangerous. I speciffically did not like the big highway part because my little car got lost and all the assholes were overtaking me going 160 km/hour.
But I particularly liked the "pear - tree road". That's the road you take when you make a mistake and don't take the highway part.
It's like a formula 2 road. Completely inside mountains with precipices all around, no light and full of wild turns. It was huge fun. I made a bet with myself on managing to follow the advancing car. It was so huge adrenaline rush. It was at night too, playing with the full lights of the car all the time so you could have some visibility.

It was huge fun! I'm happy I did it. My friend is ok.

28-01-2007, 22:32:53
I wonder why they call it pear tree road. There are no pear trees.

28-01-2007, 22:32:56
hmmm sounds just laaik my last car

28-01-2007, 23:01:28
I can get a big bad racing car but I'm saving it for a bit later. I don't want to get it and be in this neighborhood. When the job and location changes, and it is going to be very soon, I'm going to get one of those nice low rider full speed racing cars. I haven't yet decided on which one yet. Some folks like Jeeps and SUVs but I piss on them. I want a high speed slick machine. We'll see what I will be able to buy. But it has to be made for SPEEEEEEEED :woooooooooooooo

For now my italian style car will have to do. Can you imagine I passed on a blow job because I didn't want to soil it and I was too timid to ask the girl if she swalloed?
THAT's the respect I have for my car (UBBER ALLES).
(there were no tissues either, anyway, the weather was good though. her ass must have shined like a fool moon on the passing by drivers)
(I'm drinking a bit of retsina sooo heheheh)

28-01-2007, 23:10:03
Those were the times those where the times.
Of inadvenrtedly getting the chick to become blood and iron spikes in love with you. and then tearing out your heart with those iron needles.

Yes and now trapped betwwen an emotional vampite and a foul mouth girl that both love me. (retsina is really kicking in).

Anyway........ life is going on. it's that it has now acquired two razor sharp bladezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz cutting on up and cutting the other one down.

I am in a perculiar situation. two girls. man, that;s going to go one way or another for sure. Is it gonna be the sweetest emotional vampire or the boxxy truck driver girl?
both beautiful both like me, both asking me out.
Power charms
Weakness is what you love

off too bed

28-01-2007, 23:42:32
THAT's the respect I have for my car (UBBER ALLES).

28-01-2007, 23:56:40
Originally posted by paiktis
Greeks are really small!

You shouldn't tell them that.


29-01-2007, 00:08:10
130km/hr is slow...

Met friends at the SS Great Britain in Bristol this morning.

We were running late this morning cos I forgot to factor in the fact that we've just moved across Cardiff...;)

My slowest speed on the motorway was 135km/hr, and I even went over 160km/hr on the almost deserted M49...:cute:

We did it in 40 minutes and actually managed to get there 12 minutes early...:D

29-01-2007, 09:02:01
and now please officially stop pickin on me 'cos I like speeding!

29-01-2007, 09:04:13
anyway, consider this:

If you keep a cruising speed of 160km/h instead of 150km/h, you only spare 1 minute every 40km.

29-01-2007, 09:05:26
Originally posted by paiktis
the wheel screams when I turn it,


29-01-2007, 09:32:28
Originally posted by MoSe
anyway, consider this:

If you keep a cruising speed of 160km/h instead of 150km/h, you only spare 1 minute every 40km. are you italian?

zzzeeee first rule of italian driving

# whatze behinduh you izze not iemportant

29-01-2007, 09:37:43

what COMES from behind you it is

29-01-2007, 11:06:48
another solid gold thread from paiktis

29-01-2007, 11:09:27
- FACT!!!

the "too timid to ask the girl if she swalloed?" is absolutely GOLD

29-01-2007, 11:12:15
That is a hell of a lot of respect for his car.

29-01-2007, 11:21:30
I remember the thing that made me saddest when I had to scrap one of my old cars, was that it meant I had to say goodbye to the stains on the passenger seat...

29-01-2007, 11:35:49
Did any of your other passengers ever realise what those stains were...?

29-01-2007, 11:39:53
the only passenger I cared for at the time, was the one who I produced those stains with.

the car outlasted that relation, thus when I had to scrap it, it was one more souvenir going.....

29-01-2007, 11:46:28
thanks for sharing

29-01-2007, 11:50:03
well, I was brought further than I meant...

I just wanted to say, that what can seem annoying at one moment, could be something you miss later on...

(btw, not having tissues it's a lame excuse, what are socks there for???))

29-01-2007, 11:51:27
I thought those hip italian guys never wore socks because that socks

29-01-2007, 11:53:09
Originally posted by MoSe
well, I was brought further than I meant...

Hence the stains....

29-01-2007, 11:55:33

actually, let's just say that CSI would have found two DNAs in them

and please let's get back talking about blojos in Greece