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Turkeys Direct
26-01-2007, 14:52:43
Take the opportunity to make sure you get your quality turkey for Christmas 2007. I will be taking orders online here (http://forums.civfanatics.com/forumdisplay.php?f=15) for free home delivery in the UK. Price 4.00 per kg.

Please specify size of bird (we can get close to +- 10% on size), address and desired delivery date.

Resource Consumer
26-01-2007, 15:50:42
I suppose you are voting for an early Christmas?

Provost Harrison
26-01-2007, 21:46:04
Turkeys Direct?

Well, could you direct me to Ankara?

Resource Consumer
27-01-2007, 17:23:57
:lol: well done Kemal

Scabrous Birdseed
27-01-2007, 18:28:23
DON'T Click that link. It'll infect your computer with the dangerous CFC worm.

Resource Consumer
29-01-2007, 10:10:03
Like greenhouse gases you mean?

29-01-2007, 10:18:57
Originally posted by Resource Consumer
:lol: well done Kemal

Kemal Ataturkeys Direct?:cute:

Scabrous Birdseed
29-01-2007, 10:19:21
Yeah, I expect that's where the name comes from.

29-01-2007, 10:32:27
This isn't a spambot?


Resource Consumer
29-01-2007, 10:35:55
it is a very early one I think

Scabrous Birdseed
29-01-2007, 10:40:46
wrong thread

29-01-2007, 10:43:00
I never order Turkey until at least March.

29-01-2007, 11:17:06
And then you order it to do what?

29-01-2007, 11:19:59
March into Poland singing "Deutschland Uber Alles", doing the, um, goose-step...:cute:

29-01-2007, 11:22:59
Originally posted by Tizzy
And then you order it to do what? Tap dance.

29-01-2007, 11:27:21
I expected so much more from that reply.

29-01-2007, 11:38:13
I think my plan is brilliant, they would never expect a turkey to do a goose-step - the element of surprise would be total!:shoot:

29-01-2007, 11:42:49
But a singing turkey is just crazy talk.

29-01-2007, 12:09:16
Maybe it could hum instead?

Resource Consumer
29-01-2007, 12:15:14
Like WWI - it will all be over by Christmas

29-01-2007, 14:15:00
Obviously a good reason to send Turkeys to war!

We could call it a Turkey Shoot!:)

29-01-2007, 14:29:24
Turkey Shooting? Duck!!

29-01-2007, 14:33:25
...or your Goose'll be cooked!

29-01-2007, 14:52:45
Originally posted by Scabrous Birdseed
DON'T Click that link. It'll infect your computer with the dangerous CFC worm.

I had a lot of difficulties finding the link in the first place.

29-01-2007, 14:58:26
Turkeys Direct...what happens when Uwe Boll makes a movie.

29-01-2007, 21:27:51
Originally posted by Tizzy
I expected so much more from that reply. Serves you right.