View Full Version : self-evident

24-01-2007, 11:03:02

Near Turin, a 69yo woman sneaked into her neighbor's flat, a 30yo romanian who had left the door open.
She took 800 she found there, then she saw a digital camera. She picked it up, and inadvertently shot, then, unaware, she let it down. She ran at the nearest bar, where she bought a "scratch & win" card [instant lottery, you scratch one or more paint-covered symbols] and won 100.
On coming back, the romanian noted the missing notes, and the misplaced camera.
He called the police [actually, Carabinieri], and together they realised that the last picture portrayed the old neighbor, recording day and time too.
Irrefutable evidence, allowing them to charge the woman for burglary.
She pleaded guilty, gave back the stolen sum, but insisted to keep the instant lottery win for herself.


24-01-2007, 11:05:57
who has 800 euros just lying around their flat? was he a drug dealer?

24-01-2007, 13:01:45

self biased
24-01-2007, 13:46:38
at one point i had about three grand in cash tucked in my sock drawer when i was waiting tables. it was two weeks worth of tips.

Lefty Scaevola
25-01-2007, 21:45:12
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
who has 800 euros just lying around their flat? I keep more than that in my Fortress of Doom.

26-01-2007, 08:27:25
Well, I just don't let the flat open.
I have two 500 notes in a small glass jar on top of my PC monitor at home, waiting for me to lose them at the casino next tuesday nite.

Last week there were 3500CHF too beside them, but they're already gone.

The stench of old socks I'm just too lazy to pick up would keep any lifeform away, anyway

26-01-2007, 12:57:19
The most important thing about this thread is that it confirms my suspicion that MoSe has a gambling problem.

26-01-2007, 14:41:57
I can't wait till he starts playing Russian roulette

26-01-2007, 14:43:41
pay me a trip to moscow, or better, urals