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maroule
23-01-2007, 10:20:57
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3-2561059,00.html

maroule
23-01-2007, 10:22:06
you have to feel for the lawyer: this is going to be a hard one to defend

King_Ghidra
23-01-2007, 10:30:11
If he's admitted it, can't they get him to plead guilty anyway?

Resource Consumer
23-01-2007, 10:47:13
and miss all the fun?

Venom
23-01-2007, 12:48:01
Sounds like the threw some sweet parties. Gunshots, sextoys, pigs...it's got it all.

Funko
23-01-2007, 12:59:57
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
If he's admitted it, can't they get him to plead guilty anyway?

He can still plead not guilty and argue that any confession he might have made was under duress or whatever.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
23-01-2007, 13:01:14
Also, he can admit the facts; that does not necessarily amount to "guilty as charged". Eg the old insanity defense.

fp
23-01-2007, 13:02:07
Police were said to have discovered the severed hands and feet, as well as the heads of two women, in buckets in the freezer. “The heads of the individuals had been cut in two, vertically,” Mr Prevett said. “With the skulls were left and right hands and the front parts of the left and right feet.”

People pay millions of pounds for the same thing, but with cows or sharks. What a difference a species makes. He probably should have tried it with pigs.

King_Ghidra
23-01-2007, 13:06:56
well this is typical of how society fails to recognise aspiring artists from outside of the fashionable establishments

maroule
23-01-2007, 13:14:22
If you eat an animal who ate humans, are you a second degree cannibal?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
23-01-2007, 13:23:31
Or an unlawful digestant.

Oerdin
23-01-2007, 17:32:51
"Canadian bacon, made with real prostitutes!"

Mommy, your bacon gave me a cold sore!

SuperCitizen
23-01-2007, 19:25:56
I sentence this man to a marathon flogging with cocks, sucking of the cock and sitting on the cock for lengths of time, as his anus should rip apart, he will go down as the man who faced bag of cocks and didn't make it.

maroule
23-01-2007, 19:59:50
wouldn't you rather punish him?

Koshko
23-01-2007, 22:44:31
They should have let him kill one more person. :(

Diss
23-01-2007, 22:54:40
no wonder I hate canadian bacon.

Seriously though, Canadian bacon tastes like crap.

Drekkus
24-01-2007, 13:04:21
I wonder if he would have happily admitted everything had he finished his goals.

SuperCitizen
24-01-2007, 21:10:12
Drekkus, I think so. Many of these people have the urge to confess, so that they can become infamous. What's the point, if no one knows of your deeds? Even if you want to outsmart everyone, well, they don't know about you outsmarting everyone unless you're caught. Many of these killers, they just let themselves to be caught, but on their terms, so they can still claim their intellectual superiority.

Lurker the Second
24-01-2007, 21:29:56
Bah, I think the guy just had an aversion to lying and was trying to avoid the "I'll call you sometime" awkwardness.

Drekkus
25-01-2007, 09:50:22
Those prostitutes were really dying to hear from him again then.

RedFred
26-01-2007, 01:23:45
I've been picked for some rotten jury duty. Thank heavens I never got called for this one...

maroule
26-01-2007, 08:22:13
I bet they'll serve BLT at the jury recess

SuperCitizen
26-01-2007, 08:41:53
What's BLT? Big Lactating Tits?

If so, I want to do some of that jury stuff.

maroule
26-01-2007, 08:54:17
http://www.bbc.co.uk/gloucestershire/students/2002/11/blt_270.jpg

SuperCitizen
26-01-2007, 11:08:52
Why are you showing me a picture of a bread? Where's the big lactating tits I ordered?

maroule
26-01-2007, 11:30:50
where you left them, with your mother

SuperCitizen
26-01-2007, 11:57:44
Ohh so evil. What if there was only man juice available? Where's that, in your dad's cock?

maroule
26-01-2007, 12:25:35
if you didn't take everything

SuperCitizen
26-01-2007, 16:03:51
No I couldn't get any, since your brother sucked it all out. I was pretty shocked by his act, so I asked why did he do that?

JM^3
26-01-2007, 17:22:32
Poor supercitizen, another lost...

JM

LoD
26-01-2007, 18:17:50
Heheh.