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Lazarus and the Gimp
14-01-2007, 09:42:37
I've got the date through for my vasectomy.

My testicles retracted involuntarily at the news.

mr_G
14-01-2007, 10:53:04
sometimes it's good to be bad at English.
damn google for finding out what that V-word is.
I immediately got sympathy pain reading this nice website :
linky linky (http://www.my-vasectomy.com/01-me.htm)

succes Lazzz:beer:

*End Is Forever*
14-01-2007, 14:45:47
Thanks for sharing. :vom:

Colon
14-01-2007, 15:37:55
I admire Laz for having the balls to pursue this.

devilmunchkin
15-01-2007, 04:19:24
i think that is really cool of you, though kinda sad because you and the mrs make cute kiddies.

Funko
15-01-2007, 09:11:25
A week after Valentines day, could just manage a nice little accident in the build up.

MoSe
15-01-2007, 09:26:47
I'm NOT asking, as it's not my business....
but as you felt OK to share this, I can't help but wondering *by myself*, what brings one to such irreversible decision: wife's imposition, or....

Now, if only such measure would be adopted by the masses of the countries were pop is booming without the resources to support it, and not just by few sensible and responsible individuals in civilised countries...

mr_G
15-01-2007, 09:30:05
hmmmmmmm the land of Mussolini?

MoSe
15-01-2007, 09:33:48
Who, Alessandra?

no, I didn't count us as civilised.

But under that respect, apparently we managed the same to have (one of) the lowest birth rate in the world without the need of cutting anything

King_Ghidra
15-01-2007, 10:04:21
in the land of no contraception?

then the only answer can be italian men are infertile and have small penises

mr_G
15-01-2007, 10:06:10
:lol:
damn K_G is sharp on Monday morning

Funko
15-01-2007, 10:08:26
like a vasectomy surgeon's scalpel

Drekkus
15-01-2007, 10:15:57
Having that done is probably a sensible thing to do. But I don't think I could go that far. Somewhere in my mind there is always a fear of losing my child(ren), and I just want to keep the option open for more, if so desired.

MoSe
15-01-2007, 10:19:06
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
small penises

how's that related to fertility?
maybe because of the longer road to swim up to the egg?

Fergus & The Brazen Car
15-01-2007, 10:23:07
Vaz Deferens- ex junior minister sucking up to Daily Mail lobby re:computer games he hasn't even seen or played.

Mr Hoon said the game's distributors had yet to put it to the BBFC to consider an appropriate rating.

The precise contents, "disturbing though they sound", and the degree to which it might be considered harmful to children were "not yet known", he added.



http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4380020.stm


Vasectomy:

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

mr_G
15-01-2007, 10:33:58
Originally posted by Drekkus
I just want to keep the option open :lol:
nice said Drekkus, you are a poet

Lazarus and the Gimp
15-01-2007, 17:12:58
Originally posted by MoSe
I'm NOT asking, as it's not my business....
but as you felt OK to share this, I can't help but wondering *by myself*, what brings one to such irreversible decision: wife's imposition, or....


Largely the sight of a midwife squeezing on a bag of whole blood in an attempt to stop Mrs Gimp going into shock through blood loss. Both pregnancies were rough rides, and I've no intention of putting either of us through it again.

Fistandantilus
15-01-2007, 17:17:10
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
in the land of no contraception?

then the only answer can be italian men are infertile and have small penises

Meh. The land of no premarital sex you mean. And the number of weddings is going down you know.

Funko
15-01-2007, 17:19:25
So Italy is like Apolyton.

Fistandantilus
15-01-2007, 17:20:37
What? :confused:
I'm experiencing a Drekkus moment right now.

Funko
15-01-2007, 17:23:54
Full of guys who've never had sex.

Fistandantilus
15-01-2007, 17:29:17
Ah, yes definitely. Not a land full of cute, brilliant, modest playboys like Holland :(

mr_G
15-01-2007, 20:02:39
:bounce:

Koshko
15-01-2007, 22:30:03
You should have done it on Feb 14th. I mean what better Valentine's Day gift than the gift of a glorified neutering.

mr_G
16-01-2007, 08:34:27
Originally posted by Funko
A week after Valentines day, could just manage a nice little accident in the build up. then he can use the cotton balls for himself, brilliant

MoSe
16-01-2007, 09:00:42
They'll just interrupt a small duct, you know, they won't take out his balls.
He won't need cotton prosthetics...
;)