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Koshko
14-01-2007, 05:30:03
When you wipe your ass, how much blood is there on the toilet paper before you get really concerned?

Lazarus and the Gimp
14-01-2007, 09:39:06
If it's fresh red blood, you've got an arsegrape lurking. Get more fibre in your diet.

If it's dark and clotted, see a doctor.

SuperCitizen
14-01-2007, 12:30:02
This would be correct, yes.

MoSe
15-01-2007, 09:49:15
ask our resident expert, HK

HelloKitty
15-01-2007, 23:03:21
If it is just a few spots and you are raw from heavy wiping you are probably ok.

If there is no pain at all and blood, you want to get it looked at. It could be something like a tear inside the rectum or an internal roid.

If it is visable in your stool get it checked out.

If there is more blood than poop or it is mucus like, get to an emergency room.

Diss
16-01-2007, 00:12:09
The real question is why did I click a thread with this title?

Diss
16-01-2007, 00:12:40
and use a bidet

MOBIUS
16-01-2007, 00:42:21
Yeah, get better toilet paper and see if that fixes the problem...

Fergus & The Brazen Car
16-01-2007, 11:05:11
If the blood is blackish and grainy, you're dying.


If the blood is gushing through your fingers, you're dying.


If it's thick, clotted and blancmange like, you're dying.



Remember- don't self-fist when drunk, or driving.

maroule
16-01-2007, 11:14:39
if there's mucus, could be dysentery... *Higgins mode on* I had that once in Tanzania, pretty weird and unconfortable *Higgins mode off*

King_Ghidra
16-01-2007, 12:08:50
who's higgins?

Funko
16-01-2007, 12:09:22
From Magnum PI

mr_G
16-01-2007, 12:10:33
zeus and appolo's boss

Funko
16-01-2007, 12:14:20
Ferarri owner

Fergus & The Brazen Car
16-01-2007, 12:19:29
Originally posted by maroule
if there's mucus, could be dysentery...

I had gastro-enteritis. Eventually youdon't even pass mucus, fluids just seem to go right through by Faecal Express.

mr_G
16-01-2007, 12:27:48
Originally posted by Funko
Ferarri owner nono that's not true

Funko
16-01-2007, 12:34:34
edit: ok ok you are right, it wasn't his, it was Masters' ferrari and Higgins was just taking care of it...

mr_G
16-01-2007, 12:37:52
well that's a half fact, normally Thomas rode the ferrari, only when he needed something done from higgens he would give'm the ferraririderights (hmmmm nice word)

maroule
16-01-2007, 12:39:49
wasn't higgins, in the end, exposed as the real billionnaire nobody ever so? can't remember

MOBIUS
16-01-2007, 12:53:16
Wears shorts up to his nipples - which are probably hard as a result...