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Lurker the Second
12-01-2007, 15:33:56
Such an unfortunate reputation I've apparently gained:

Yo Sir

Don't tell me why your ramrod is so small, I will better help you to make it really Bigger!

Why bigger? Because over 71% of all women need a longer sausage to satisfy their desire!

Anyone know if that statistic is true?

Drekkus
12-01-2007, 15:36:32
Longer than what?

King_Ghidra
12-01-2007, 15:38:12
my girlfriend's sausage is long enough thanks

Venom
12-01-2007, 15:42:53
Perhaps the funniest e-mail I've ever read.

mr_G
12-01-2007, 15:51:04
and true

maroule
12-01-2007, 16:39:40
71% is pretty accurate, but I'm confused because he's saying "over 71%"

does that mean something like 71,3 or even 71,9%?
or rather, really over 71, like 85% for example?
I wish he was clearer.

Colon
12-01-2007, 16:47:28
Could have been a she. Hence the insight in women's needs.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
12-01-2007, 17:08:31
What kind of sausage? Breakfast sausage? Or dinner sausage? Maybe some kind of weird German sausage, you know, the really big kind that gives you gas.

Tizzy
12-01-2007, 17:14:57
Mmm, sausages.

Colon
12-01-2007, 17:16:22
Even better: barbecued sausages.

Koshko
14-01-2007, 00:04:22
It's more like 95%. Women say size doesn't matter ... up until you ask then what their ideal size is. Then they say a size that's a good 2 inches larger than the statistical average.

King_Ghidra
15-01-2007, 10:01:35
*points and laughs at Koshko*

mr_G
15-01-2007, 10:03:44
:lol: