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Lurker the Second
12-01-2007, 15:31:57
Why the hell not? Apparently everyone who lives there has $50 or $60 million they don't know what to do with. I'm thinking money really does grow on trees there and I want some.

King_Ghidra
12-01-2007, 15:36:30
yeah but remember they can't get at it. it's like a modern day tantalus

Colon
12-01-2007, 15:44:29
But suppose you help those people to get at their money, in return for a small fee? You could make a killing of it.

mr_G
12-01-2007, 15:48:24
Nigeria is a tiny bitje corrupted

Gramercy Riffs
12-01-2007, 15:59:58
They have good Guinness!!

MoSe
12-01-2007, 16:00:44
I thought that was oil

Gramercy Riffs
12-01-2007, 16:07:56
Damn. That would explain the hangovers then....

Drekkus
12-01-2007, 16:11:40
Hello Party People!
This Is Captain Lurker Speaking
Welcome Aboard Venga Airways
After Take Off Will Pump Up The Soundsystem
Cause We're Going To Nigeria!

I Don't Wanna Be A Busdriver
All My Life
I'm Gonna Pack My Bags And Leave This Town
Grab A Flight
Fly Away On Venga Airways
Fly Me High
Nigeria Sky

I Look Up At The Sky
And I See The Clouds
I Looked Down At The Ground
And I See The Rainbow Down The Drain
Fly Away On Venga Airways
Fly Me High
Nigeria Sky

Whoah! We're Going To Nigeria
Whoah! Back To The Island
Whoah! We're Going To Nigeria
Whoah! We're Gonna Have A Party
Whoah! In The Mediterranean Sea

King_Ghidra
12-01-2007, 16:15:32
i don't think nigeria is in the mediterranean

Gramercy Riffs
12-01-2007, 16:15:42
I'm sure that last verse contains several geographical mistakes.

King_Ghidra
12-01-2007, 16:17:40
Good point. For God's sake Drekkus.

Drekkus
12-01-2007, 16:24:20
Hey, changing Ibizo to Nigeria in a song lyric is one thing, but changing geographical data to match is just too much work.

Fistandantilus
12-01-2007, 16:27:05
Lazyiness beats accuracy again.

Colon
12-01-2007, 16:29:26
It's Ibiza, not Ibizo.

Drekkus
12-01-2007, 16:49:35
No way!

Gramercy Riffs
12-01-2007, 16:50:57
Nigerio

Drekkus
12-01-2007, 16:52:42
Cheerio from Nigerio!!!

Gramercy Riffs
12-01-2007, 16:55:10
Nigerio de janeiro

mr_G
13-01-2007, 09:52:50
:lol: funny thread

Koshko
14-01-2007, 00:02:04
http://kcm.co.kr/bethany/c_maps/nigeria-1.gif

Beta1
14-01-2007, 16:07:18
wow I knew most of africa was desert but who would have thought that nigeria is as green as the average golf course.

Colon
14-01-2007, 16:13:53
Ethiopio. Tanzanio. Algerio. Tunesio. Mauretanio.

Funko
15-01-2007, 09:08:49
Libyo.

Funko
15-01-2007, 09:09:22
Ghano, Equatorial Guineo, Morroca, Toga!

MoSe
15-01-2007, 09:17:42
Comoro?
It's Grand Comore, Moroni!

Funko
15-01-2007, 09:25:12
Burundu

Drekkus
15-01-2007, 09:50:20
Ethiopio!!!

MoSe
15-01-2007, 09:57:00
Originally posted by Colon
Ethiopio. Tanzanio. Algerio. Tunesio. Mauretanio.

King_Ghidra
15-01-2007, 09:59:18
Scorchio!

http://www.toytowngermany.com/munich/scorchio.jpg

Drekkus
15-01-2007, 10:06:44
Scorchio sounds like a mexican superhero