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mr_G
08-01-2007, 11:16:39
tell me

mr_G
08-01-2007, 11:23:40
due to global warming in the future hard nipples must be a easier sign.

Funko
08-01-2007, 11:28:36
We won't be able to see you underwater!

Fergus & The Brazen Car
08-01-2007, 11:33:53
You're undergoing the first stages of areolar petrification and should have an immediate lithotomy.


Have you been anywhere close to some suspiciously serpentine-tressed women ?



Did you have a meeting with Medusa ?



We should be told.

mr_G
08-01-2007, 11:35:32
Originally posted by Funko
We won't be able to see you underwater! walking my bridge?

mr_G
08-01-2007, 11:38:09
Originally posted by Fergus & The Brazen Car
You're undergoing the first stages of areolar petrification and should have an immediate lithotomy.


Have you been anywhere close to some suspiciously serpentine-tressed women ?



Did you have a meeting with Medusa ?



We should be told.
jesjes
jesjes

Fergus & The Brazen Car
08-01-2007, 11:48:12
Are now stoney broke too ?


Are you stoned in love with anyone ?

Do you rock the boat ?

Do you like Pebbles in 'The Flintstones' ?

Have you sat on the rock of ages ?

Will you flick through the marble index ?

Answers on micaceous schist to

Delmore Quartz,

1, Rockville Avenue,
Boulder,
Colorado.

Drekkus
08-01-2007, 11:52:17
He's lost his marbles, that much is certain

MOBIUS
08-01-2007, 11:59:39
Maybe he's Cummingtonite?

Fergus & The Brazen Car
08-01-2007, 12:03:22
He read it all in holy scripture, the Book of Malachite.


It talcs the truth, through loess and gain, as it shale never be and never was, as Granite Moses is my witness.

MOBIUS
08-01-2007, 12:08:16
Very gneiss indeed! You sound like the sort of person who likes to get his head stuck in a bit of cleavage every chance he gets...

Fergus & The Brazen Car
08-01-2007, 12:15:13
I see this has taken a decidely glacial turn...

...well, you can arete that kind of saucy lingo right now.

Your favourite film is probably 'Cwm Play With Me' with Mary Millingstone.

I bet you drink Red Rock and listen to 'Pebbles' compilations and Rolling Stones tribute bands.

You need a kick up the butte, and mesa'll do it, no mistake.

:bash:

MoSe
08-01-2007, 12:21:30
that's it, I'll chalk off my membership and turn into a gypsy

Fergus & The Brazen Car
08-01-2007, 12:26:27
Originally posted by MoSe
that's it, I'll chalk off my membership and turn into a gypsy

There were three gypsies a come to my door
And downstairs ran this MoSe, O!
One sang high and another sang low
And the other sang bonny, bonny, Biscay, O!

Then MoSe pulled off his silk finished gown
And put on hose of leather, O!
The ragged, ragged, rags about our door
He's gone with the raggle taggle gypsies, O!

mr_G
08-01-2007, 12:29:29
Originally posted by MoSe
that's it, I'll chalk off my membership and turn into a gypsy :hmm:
guess that's a good thing.
January 8 2007, a gooooooooooood day

Fergus & The Brazen Car
08-01-2007, 12:35:03
A perfect day for bananafish.

mr_G
08-01-2007, 12:37:03
and hot dogs :bounce:

HOTDOGS MAN HOT DOGS

MoSe
08-01-2007, 12:38:47
had just yesterday fried banana and salmon, truly delicious

Fergus & The Brazen Car
08-01-2007, 12:40:43
Even dogs in the wild ?


Somewhere deep in the night
There's a child on his own
And his pulse isn't there
And the house is aglow
With the light from outside
Well the house is aglow.

There's a mattress downstairs
Full of brown peppered holes
And the horse hair is coarse
Not as coarse and as rough
As the rash thoughts that never heal sores.

Even dogs in the wild,
Even dogs in the wild,
Even dogs in the wild,
Even dogs in the wild,
Even dogs in the wild,
Even dogs in the wild.

Dogs in the wild in the wild
Dogs in the wild in the wild
Dogs in the wild.

Even dogs in the wild
Could do better than this
Even dogs in the wild
Will protect and will care for
Whatever means most to them.

JM^3
08-01-2007, 12:44:34
Well, I have started reading all of F&tBC posts and they are good, but if I am doing this much, shouldn't I be working?

JM

mr_G
08-01-2007, 12:46:22
jesjes

Venom
08-01-2007, 12:53:14
Worst thread title ever.

mr_G
08-01-2007, 12:55:57
thank you thank you
thank you very very very much.

and it's only january

Fergus & The Brazen Car
08-01-2007, 12:59:20
The Maladjusted Jester:

"For a jester's chief employment is to kill himself for your enjoyment... "

Chris
08-01-2007, 14:55:53
A CG poll without a Lurker sucks option is no poll at all.

King_Ghidra
08-01-2007, 16:11:57
They're everywhere, Lurker must not be sucking so much anymore.

Chris
09-01-2007, 06:02:14
A further sign of the fall of western civilization.

Fergus & The Brazen Car
09-01-2007, 10:51:30
" Is there a logic of history? Is there, beyond all the casual and incalculable elements of the separate elements of the separate events, something that we may call a metaphysical structure of historic humanity, something that is essentially independent of the outward forms - social, spiritual and political - which we see so clearly?

Are not these actualities indeed secondary or derived from that something?

Does world-history present to the seeing eye certain grand traits, again and again, with sufficient constancy to justify certain conclusions?

And if so, what are the limits to which reasoning from such premisses may be pushed? "

Oswald Spengler, ' The Decline of the West ' .


" We're doomed! " Private James Frazer