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Funko
05-01-2007, 15:54:11
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/6234445.stm

:lol: Brilliant.

Venom
05-01-2007, 16:04:19
Now he's got a toilet in a backpack. Do you know how useful that could be?

King_Ghidra
05-01-2007, 16:09:52
No, no i don't.

Immortal Wombat
05-01-2007, 19:43:04
"It was clearly a very professional job".

Art forgery?

Diss
05-01-2007, 20:12:28
is this a serious crime? someone stole a sink from one of our places of business. I don't even think we bothered to report it to police. just a business loss.

and checking for fingerprints? :lol:

Venom
06-01-2007, 04:01:54
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
No, no i don't.

It doesn't matter to you, you'd just piss a bed or something.

Greg W
06-01-2007, 04:06:19
Yeah, but (obviously) the toilet won't be connected to any plumbing. So what are you going to do, shit in your backpack?

Now, if there was some way to lock in a portable black hole at the bottom of the loo (to match the black hole you'd place at the top), then that'd be a good thing. :beer:

MoSe
08-01-2007, 07:32:05
Originally posted by Greg W
Yeah, but (obviously) the toilet won't be connected to any plumbing.

until he gets home and installs it in his bathroom

Funko
08-01-2007, 10:16:08
Just found out that this urinal is in a pub in Southampton that Protein's band has played at. So Protein could have pissed in that stolen pisser! Brilliant.

King_Ghidra
08-01-2007, 10:44:14
Originally posted by Venom
It doesn't matter to you, you'd just piss a bed or something.

that turned out to be an eerily prescient comment

Greg W
08-01-2007, 10:49:27
You pissed a bed? :eek:

King_Ghidra
08-01-2007, 12:17:32
not quite. pissed on the floor of the study/computer room.

missus not impressed. aside from the rug that had to be washed she pointed out that the case of my pc is off at the moment, could have been a disaster.

alcohol is bad mmkay?

MoSe
08-01-2007, 12:23:26
were you laughing, or just in continent?

Fergus & The Brazen Car
08-01-2007, 12:47:23
R, Mutt.

Venom
08-01-2007, 12:54:13
Fear my psychic powers.

Venom
08-01-2007, 12:55:30
Originally posted by Greg W
Yeah, but (obviously) the toilet won't be connected to any plumbing. So what are you going to do, shit in your backpack?


Duh, dumbass. It's a urinal. Not a shitter.

mr_G
08-01-2007, 12:58:25
an

Venom
08-01-2007, 13:07:47
ant

mr_G
08-01-2007, 13:10:43
the aardvark too......

Fergus & The Brazen Car
08-01-2007, 13:10:58
And of ....The Anthropophagi, and men whose heads
Do grow beneath their shoulders. This to hear
Would Desdemona seriously incline;
But still the house-affairs would draw her thence;
Which ever as she could with haste dispatch,
She’d come again, and with a greedy ear
Devour up my discourse

Diss
08-01-2007, 21:35:04
Originally posted by Venom
Duh, dumbass. It's a urinal. Not a shitter.

Who hasn't shit in a urinal? I have.

Greg W
09-01-2007, 05:23:05
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
not quite. pissed on the floor of the study/computer room.

missus not impressed. aside from the rug that had to be washed she pointed out that the case of my pc is off at the moment, could have been a disaster.

alcohol is bad mmkay? The joke was more that you pissed a bed. Not pissed in a bed.

And thus PHD...

Funko
09-01-2007, 08:52:43
pissing a bed means pissing in a bed though.

mr_G
09-01-2007, 09:29:20
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
not quite. pissed on the floor of the study/computer room.

missus not impressed. aside from the rug that had to be washed she pointed out that the case of my pc is off at the moment, could have been a disaster.

alcohol is bad mmkay? remembers me of a great story.

my brother was drunk sleeping next to his gf, he had to take a piss and took two wrong turns, not left left but right right wich made him walk to the other end of the bed in front of his gf feet.
For he's a gentlemen and always takes the lid up he nicely removes the sheets and start to piss on his gf feet.

Funko
09-01-2007, 09:33:05
:lol:

Greg W
09-01-2007, 09:36:17
Pissing abed means pissing while in bed.

And thus I have to double phd myself. Unless it's some weird Angerland spelling thing.

Fistandantilus
09-01-2007, 10:36:50
Originally posted by mr_G
remembers me of a great story.

my brother was drunk sleeping next to his gf, he had to take a piss and took two wrong turns, not left left but right right wich made him walk to the other end of the bed in front of his gf feet.
For he's a gentlemen and always takes the lid up he nicely removes the sheets and start to piss on his gf feet.

:lol: best story evah

MoSe
09-01-2007, 12:15:10
did she find it kinky?
some do

Fergus & The Brazen Car
09-01-2007, 12:34:38
Eurolagnia.

King_Ghidra
09-01-2007, 12:49:40
gezundheit

King_Ghidra
09-01-2007, 12:50:17
anyway piss-sex just sounds better

Fergus & The Brazen Car
12-01-2007, 10:42:28
Es - sex. Sex wearing velour tracksuits and gold jewellery.


Sus- sex. Sex with dodgy people.


Wes - sex. Sex with tax avoiding African-American film stars.



Middle - sex. Lucky Pierre sex.


Nor- Sex.


Abstinence makes the hard-ons grow stronger.