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Kitsuki
19-12-2006, 14:30:55
My girlfriend's mum has just given me a massive, triple-tiered cake baked fresh by herself over the last week. :eek:

I'm going to eat till I :vom:

maroule
19-12-2006, 14:41:51
"baked fresh by herself over the last week"

that is really a contradiction in terms... but coming from a country where you macerate xmas pudding for months, I suppose a week is sparkling fresh

MOBIUS
19-12-2006, 14:44:03
Originally posted by Kitsuki
My girlfriend's mum has just given me a massive, triple-tiered cake baked fresh by herself over the last week. :eek:

I'm going to eat till I :vom:

You sure she's not dropping hints - triple-tiered sounds suspiciously wedding cake shaped...

Venom
19-12-2006, 14:46:07
Good eye Mobius. Good eye.

The family's putting pressure on you now.

MOBIUS
19-12-2006, 14:51:52
And by eating it you will be entering into an oral contract...:nervous:

Quick - say you're allergic to marzipan or something!

Funko
19-12-2006, 14:57:42
I assumed he meant 3 layers of cake not 3 tiers. If it's 3 tiers...

:lol:

Nav
19-12-2006, 15:02:24
...and white, maybe you were drugged any you're already married.

MOBIUS
19-12-2006, 15:17:12
Anyway, save the marzipan for me!:bounce:

Kitsuki
19-12-2006, 15:48:32
She apparently bakes 20 odd cakes at Christmas like this one, but mine is apparently the biggest. :D

I feel sick already and I've barely scratched it!

Venom
19-12-2006, 16:23:24
Ok, new theory. She's poisoned you.

maroule
19-12-2006, 16:28:02
I warned you

Kitsuki
19-12-2006, 16:29:36
Or it could be that I have already eaten 3 and a half very generous slices! *Burp*

maroule
19-12-2006, 16:34:50
so you've barely scratched it with a shovel

MDA
19-12-2006, 16:47:53
You'll be too fat to escape when they come to drag you to the church!