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Lazarus and the Gimp
19-12-2006, 13:11:20
#1

They're too tall. Except for MrG, who isn't- the fucking freak.

Lazarus and the Gimp
19-12-2006, 13:12:39
#2

They live and farm on land reclaimed from the sea. THEY'RE BOTTOM-FEEDERS! EAT HOT SCAT, DUTCHMAN!

Lazarus and the Gimp
19-12-2006, 13:17:55
#3

You wrap your cheeses up in red stuff made by hammering kittens flat.

Funko
19-12-2006, 13:35:56
#4

They drink beer out of tiny glasses

mr_G
19-12-2006, 13:40:31
#8 because we laaik to be wrong

Mr. Bas
19-12-2006, 13:41:27
proud to be fout

Drekkus
19-12-2006, 14:10:48
If I say I'm wrong, does that mean I'm right?

Venom
19-12-2006, 14:13:57
You're rightly wrong.

Lazarus and the Gimp
19-12-2006, 14:18:41
Originally posted by Drekkus
If I say I'm wrong, does that mean I'm right?


Yes. And it also means you have leprosy of the penis.

Drekkus
19-12-2006, 14:20:12
i sure hope my body doesn't fall off my penis. :(

paiktis
19-12-2006, 20:48:10
Originally posted by Drekkus
If I say I'm wrong, does that mean I'm right?

Only if you're wrong.

Chris
19-12-2006, 22:39:06
Only thing worse then a Dutchman is a Belgian.

Koshko
20-12-2006, 01:37:15
They managed to convince their women to pay for their own meals on dates.


Oh wait, that's not wrong. That's genius!

Greg W
20-12-2006, 04:32:36
#984 - they no longer stick their fingers in dykes!

Lazarus and the Gimp
20-12-2006, 08:27:37
#17a

You gave our fleets a dicking, invaded at the Medway and killed Lord Sandwich in the 17th century, and have spent every opportunity since surrendering and getting invaded like a particularly listless Thai whore.