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MDA
14-12-2006, 19:36:12
http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php

I know its him!

Vincent
14-12-2006, 20:56:45
Yoa are a very sick person, MDA.

The Mad Monk
15-12-2006, 08:49:07
Sick, yet hilarious!!!

MDA
15-12-2006, 11:46:18
the potted meat and the fermented soybean review both actually made me gag, while in the office

King_Ghidra
15-12-2006, 12:00:31
:lol: :vom: great website.

there is some truly horrifying stuff there.

MattHiggs
15-12-2006, 12:42:23
Just gone through the whole thing, fantastic! :lol:

Mr. Bas
15-12-2006, 13:15:59
Brilliant! Some of the stuff listed there looks disturbingly gross.

Venom
15-12-2006, 13:18:18
Not enough cursing to be me.

King_Ghidra
15-12-2006, 13:29:38
there are gratuitous pictures of breasts though, that must surely have pleased you.

and this quote was very venom-like:

Actually, the little pile inside looked kinda like baked beans. It also smelled kinda like baked beans. If they were baked in the filthy heat of Satan's asshole.

Venom
15-12-2006, 13:37:22
Yes, that does sound like me. I'll have to check with the copyright department on that one.

Drekkus
15-12-2006, 13:49:26
I read this during lunch. Some of this is really sickening.

Lurker the Second
15-12-2006, 15:32:26
In closing, the only silver lining to this dark dark cloud is I have figured out why so many dogs lick their own assholes. They are trying to kill the taste of Beggin' Strips. (By the way, it doesn't work.) :lol:

The Mad Monk
15-12-2006, 18:05:24
I was holding off on the quotes so I wouldn't spoil anything, but this had me convulsed with laughter for couple minutes...

The pile of moist cocoons looked so sad sitting there (like so many piles of moist cocoons will) that I decided to cheer them up. Make 'em feel fancy! One doily, some frilly toothpicks and a few dry heaves later, and I'd say mission accomplished!

:lol: