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Lazarus and the Gimp
11-12-2006, 17:37:52
...is a burly woman. She's also in her late 40's, and looks it.

However she's just had a new identification photo done for the website, and she's been Photoshopped to within an inch of her life. Going by her photo, she's lost a few stone, had her teeth brightened to the sort of glow associated with burning magnesium, and suddenly got 20 years younger.

So when I'm due to see her next week, should I say "Sorry! Is your daughter in?"?

11-12-2006, 17:41:15
nonono the proper question would be: "are you into bumsex, right now"?

11-12-2006, 17:43:17
Always good to ask the CEO "Who the hell are you?"

11-12-2006, 18:43:42
Do an exaggerated double take, then say WOW, the camera must have been drunk for your profile picture.

Lazarus and the Gimp
11-12-2006, 19:12:39
It's hilarious. She's now a laughingstock around the office. The photo looks nothing like her.

It's what she looks like IN HER OWN FEVERED DREAMS!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
11-12-2006, 19:47:32
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp

So when I'm due to see her next week, should I say "Sorry! Is your daughter in?"?

say "Damn, I was looking for your website bodydouble for wild bumsex".

11-12-2006, 20:46:35

11-12-2006, 21:31:22
Or you can always go with a Predator quote. "You are one ugly mother fucker."

11-12-2006, 21:43:46
I suggest wanking over the new picture of her and then seeing if she sues you.

12-12-2006, 10:31:01
Oerdin's suggestion gets my vote.

12-12-2006, 10:33:11
better tell us you already did that this meurning

12-12-2006, 12:23:20
Originally posted by MDA
link! I want to see this hot woman too!!

And to be honest, Beyonce isn't who she claims to be either:


12-12-2006, 13:14:13
Don't lie Laz, you dig her.

Go for it.