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Funko
06-12-2006, 17:23:35
Much respect!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6213644.stm:bouncmsk: :bouncmsk: :bouncmsk: :bouncmsk: :bouncmsk:

DaShi
06-12-2006, 17:37:09
Venom, have we found your soulmate?

MattHiggs
06-12-2006, 17:38:19
Venom's soulmate wouldn't have dared to coneal the smell with a mere safety match.

Chris
08-12-2006, 11:29:25
"It was determined that she was trying to conceal body odour"

Best story ever.

Gary
08-12-2006, 11:56:44
Seems to me that she was trying to set light to it, presumably in an effort to down the plane.
Off to Guantanamo with her. No charges needed.

Chris
08-12-2006, 12:03:38
This just in, terrorists eating abnormal amount of beans in hopes of lighting off fireballs on airliners!

Venom
08-12-2006, 13:14:23
Didn't you know, Chris? There are no terrorists. Only people that the airlines make really mad.

King_Ghidra
08-12-2006, 13:39:10
and ladies with mysterious complaints

Provost Harrison
08-12-2006, 17:57:05
The unidentified woman had an unspecified medical condition, Associated Press news agency said.

Whatever it is, I am afflicted with it too :D

Venom
08-12-2006, 18:12:08
This woman should be identified so we can all mock her for being both stupid and having incredibly nasty farts.

DaShi
08-12-2006, 18:37:38
Look Venom. We are not going to introduce you to her. She's got enough problems.

paiktis
11-12-2006, 13:48:37
Amazing thread title.

Funko
11-12-2006, 14:18:07
Thank you.