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Lazarus and the Gimp
03-12-2006, 21:51:02
Scientists in Germany say they are developing a spray-on condom.

Jan Vinzenz Krause, from the Institute for Condom Consultancy, said it would be perfect for men of all sizes.

"We're trying to develop the perfect condom for men that's suited to every size of penis," he said. "We're very serious."

His team are developing a spray can into which the man inserts his penis. Then, at the push of a button, it is coated in a rubber condom.

"It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides," he said. "We call it the '360 degree procedure' - once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash."

He said the plan was to make the condom ready for use in about five seconds and claimed it would function more effectively as it would fit better and not slip off.

Mr Krause hopes the hi-tech condom, which will be available in different strengths and colours, will on the market by 2008.

(Ananova)


This sounds like the most brutal genital waxing imaginable. And picking it out from around your banjo string just doesn't bear thinking about.

Plus- how the hell do they get the teaty bit on the end sorted out? Without one of those, I'd be scared of backed-up ejaculatory pressure blowing semen through my tear-ducts.

MoSe
04-12-2006, 09:47:43
AND, suppose you were not as aroused yet as you thought you could be...

MDA
04-12-2006, 11:58:49
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
This sounds like the most brutal genital waxing imaginable. And picking it out from around your banjo string just doesn't bear thinking about.

Plus- how the hell do they get the teaty bit on the end sorted out? Without one of those, I'd be scared of backed-up ejaculatory pressure blowing semen through my tear-ducts.

Don't be silly, that's going to vent out your ass long before it gets to your tear ducts.

Drekkus
04-12-2006, 13:07:38
They would have to built a pretty large machine if it has to spray 360 degrees around my penis :cool:

Venom
04-12-2006, 13:10:25
All those mirrors and lenses for the microscope would take up a lot of space.

Drekkus
04-12-2006, 13:13:55
No, YOU have a small penis!

Venom
04-12-2006, 13:21:28
And you're ulgy!

Drekkus
04-12-2006, 13:22:18
You suck cock! And man juice!

MoSe
04-12-2006, 13:26:13
You have a big mouth!

Venom
04-12-2006, 13:42:48
Originally posted by Drekkus
You suck cock! And man juice!

I accuse you of annilingus!

Drekkus
04-12-2006, 14:13:26
And you whore for attention!

Venom
04-12-2006, 14:17:06
And you like to be kicked in the balls by tiny men wearing clogs. AKA Mr G.

Drekkus
04-12-2006, 14:19:35
If only my balls weren't that big, he could never reach them.

Tizzy
04-12-2006, 14:20:00
The standard of insults in this thread is unbelievable.

Venom
04-12-2006, 14:20:49
You big stupid head.

Tizzy
04-12-2006, 14:23:44
Aww, you're so sweet.

Venom
04-12-2006, 14:26:11
Like candy, baby. Like CANDY!

Drekkus
04-12-2006, 14:31:47
Originally posted by Tizzy
The standard of insults in this thread is unbelievable. It's way better then the efficiency thread though!

MDA
04-12-2006, 16:03:29
isn't 360 degrees going to bake it?

Drekkus
04-12-2006, 16:24:22
Maybe they should use clay in that case.

MOBIUS
04-12-2006, 16:30:03
You are nothing but a boy with a keyboard!

- FACT!

Drekkus
04-12-2006, 16:38:42
The Keyboard Boyyyy!!

Oh, yeah, well, I will meet you face to face and hit you with my keyboard over the head, while you only talk like this on the internet.

Venom
04-12-2006, 17:19:16
I have 2 keyboards.

Drekkus
04-12-2006, 17:25:45
What does that tell you

Tizzy
04-12-2006, 17:29:47
He can't type properly on one?

Venom
04-12-2006, 17:36:38
One of them has a bunch of sticky keys?

Lazarus and the Gimp
04-12-2006, 17:45:27
I can't help but wonder how easy it would be to keep one of these spray thingies in your wallet.

Venom
04-12-2006, 18:23:21
I keep a spray thingie in my pants all the time.

zmama
05-12-2006, 00:40:28
One of these??


http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0005YLIIY.01-A3CDPEGSIQM61V._SCMZZZZZZZ_V65982067_.jpg

Venom
05-12-2006, 02:49:00
2 of those.

Gary
05-12-2006, 09:16:23
Don't believe them ! You shove it in there and that's when the razor blades come out ! I know, it happened to a friend of a friend of my brother's wife's uncle.

Drekkus
05-12-2006, 09:35:58
Women should use it to spray some impregnable layer over their thingy against rape

Ginfizwithatwist
05-12-2006, 09:42:52
what like a spray on chastity device ?? :lol

Diss
05-12-2006, 10:00:15
I want a spray on woman.

MoSe
05-12-2006, 10:21:25
you want to spray on a woman?

MDA
05-12-2006, 12:03:53
Originally posted by Drekkus
Women should use it to spray some impregnable layer over their thingy against rape

Fix-a-flat maybe? Ick.