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mr_G
30-11-2006, 08:37:42
today early in the morning.
astonishing trainride from Rotterdam to Nijmegen.......wizzzzz one huge cuppa coffeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehttp://webdisk.planet.nl/heijm509/publiek/album/_w/mr_G%20train%20coffee_jpg.jpg

DaShi
30-11-2006, 08:49:39
mr_g, you're smaller than I thought. Also, I never knew you're legs were on backwards.

Greg W
30-11-2006, 08:52:39
Damn those trains must be big.

mr_G
30-11-2006, 08:55:41
wait just 4 hours till you see my lunch

Funko
30-11-2006, 09:18:53
Mmmmm coffee.

MOBIUS
30-11-2006, 09:20:21
'Pure Genitals'?:hmm:

Tizzy
30-11-2006, 09:29:36
I want a cup of tea as big as that coffee.

Greg W
30-11-2006, 09:41:17
http://mooreschool.sc.edu/export/sites/default/galleries/IMBA/IMBA05_Contest_Loc/Wooters_Loc2.jpg

mr_G
30-11-2006, 09:56:49
he looks just laaik.........

mr_G
30-11-2006, 11:41:22
http://webdisk.planet.nl/heijm509/publiek/album/mr_G%20reading%20.jpg

mrG reading an article about Architecture
just before lunch

mr_G
30-11-2006, 11:42:25
http://webdisk.planet.nl/heijm509/publiek/album/_w/mr_G%20eating%20_jpg.jpg
mr_G eating his lunch
no vitamines nonononono!!

mr_G
30-11-2006, 11:43:34
http://webdisk.planet.nl/heijm509/publiek/album/_w/mr_G%20bigB%20_jpg.jpg
mr_G just after lunch
reading an article about someone famous in Brittland

Mr. Bas
30-11-2006, 11:43:49
Hmmm.... Frikadel speciaal!

Fistandantilus
30-11-2006, 11:44:06
Wow, mr_G is cool.

mr_G
30-11-2006, 12:05:25
I know everything there is about the winner of Brittland big brother.......damn she is not yellow.

Funko
30-11-2006, 12:07:36
The winner of britland big brother is a guy with Tourettes called Pete.

mr_G
30-11-2006, 12:12:13
ok ok ok the magazines at my lunchsjop were not up to date then,
I read about one hot tjik who was a kinda paris hilton lookalaaik

Fistandantilus
30-11-2006, 12:40:20
"lunchsjop". Takes note.

Funko
30-11-2006, 12:50:01
Ah ok, that was "celebrity" big brother winner Chantelle.

Her gimmick going into celebrity big brother was that she wasn't a celebrity and had to persuade the other celebs that she was one.

Then she won it.

Tizzy
30-11-2006, 12:51:13
And is now a celebrity.

Lurker the Second
30-11-2006, 15:19:52
From all this, it would seem mr.G is a celebrity. Such an exciting life!

mr_G
30-11-2006, 15:49:11
ok just went to the toilet....wait a minute

mr_G
30-11-2006, 15:56:47
http://webdisk.planet.nl/heijm509/publiek/album/mr_G%20toilet.jpg

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh big relief!!

Fistandantilus
30-11-2006, 16:08:52
That's fake, it's not a sink.

mr_G
30-11-2006, 16:34:39
owja stjoepit mr_G, well i'm at my free lance work now, so i act rather normal

Lurker the Second
30-11-2006, 16:53:23
mr_G is a misnomer. It should be Super_G.

mr_G
30-11-2006, 18:18:52
INDERDEED!!!

mr_G
30-11-2006, 18:26:00
now mr_G is on his way to his favorite italian restaurant..........pics are on the way

Oerdin
30-11-2006, 18:51:00
The lego guy has his legs on backwards in the first picture.

mr_G
30-11-2006, 20:57:44
oerdin the echoman

Fistandantilus
30-11-2006, 21:13:16
what did you eat, super_G?

Oerdin
30-11-2006, 21:57:31
It looks like it was a hot dog day. I had a hot dog for lunch too. :)

devilmunchkin
01-12-2006, 04:49:33
that was really entertaining and funny :)

mr_G
01-12-2006, 09:16:27
early in the morning
mr_G doing the Drekkus.........
big big big relief.
always difficult to take that first morning piss, isn't it guys?
http://webdisk.planet.nl/heijm509/publiek/album/mr_G%20doing%20the%20drekkus.jpg

mr_G
01-12-2006, 09:18:13
Originally posted by Fistandantilus
what did you eat, super_G? forgot to take pics at the restaurant.
my diner:
0,5l red wine hmmmmmmmm
6 esgargots the old fashion italian way
tagliatella with spinaches and gorgonzola

Fistandantilus
01-12-2006, 11:18:17
Awesome. And pissing the drekkus way is very rewarding.

Drekkus
01-12-2006, 11:45:42
Indeed it is. Just like open air pissing.

MoSe
01-12-2006, 12:01:21
pissink would have been an awesome userid too

some of you gifted writers could produce something like "the adventures of Drekkus & Pissink"

Drekkus
01-12-2006, 12:51:46
The Pissink sounds like a great productname too! A wideangle sink, not like those poor mans small sinkies.

mr_G
01-12-2006, 13:09:58
laaik the one you bought for your new bathroom?

Drekkus
01-12-2006, 13:22:08
That's a wide angle sink, even more luxureous.

I meant a wide angle urinal first of course... :o

MOBIUS
01-12-2006, 13:43:12
My theory is that Drekkus doesn't have to get into trouble forgetting to put the toilet seat back down...:D

Tizzy
01-12-2006, 13:45:12
I would think he'd get into more trouble for pissing in the sink.

MOBIUS
01-12-2006, 13:47:03
Not if he's not caught in the act...

mr_G
01-12-2006, 13:47:41
nonono mrs Drekkus is not the ministry of war, she is rather relaxed

Tizzy
01-12-2006, 13:49:11
Anyway, do people really actually have arguments about what position the toilet seat is in?

MOBIUS
01-12-2006, 14:04:43
No. I'm too scared to even risk that eventuality...:nervous:

MoSe
01-12-2006, 14:19:10
when in a bout of tidiness I took on the habit of also putting the lid down after use, I got criticized because of the extra effort it takes to lift it up again everytime, so that I had to refrain...

:rolleyes:

mr_G
01-12-2006, 14:21:24
Originally posted by MOBIUS
No. I'm too scared to even risk that eventuality...:nervous: :lol:
somehow i dooo di doooo believe you

MOBIUS
01-12-2006, 14:26:58
Originally posted by MoSe
when in a bout of tidiness I took on the habit of also putting the lid down after use, I got criticized because of the extra effort it takes to lift it up again everytime, so that I had to refrain...

:rolleyes:

Ah but that is the lid and not the seat - only a necessity for those prone to extremely malodorous poos!:gasmaske:

Though why we have to make the extra seat positioning effort is beyond me.

Is it some sort of throwback to knightly chivalric codes or something?

Perhaps it dates back to the stone age where loo seats made out of solid rock would be too heavy for the female of the household to move easily and it became a 'man's job'?:hmm:

Tizzy
01-12-2006, 14:35:26
More likely that some silly women didn't check the positioning before sitting down and fell in. This was clearly the fault of the men who left the seat up and not the women's fault for not checking. So forevermore it's a "man's job" to ensure a pleasant experience for any females visiting the loo after him.

JM^3
01-12-2006, 14:43:13
Which means no peeing on the seat.

Mobius, if you have animals, or are prone to droping stuff, the seat lid is very useful.

JM

MOBIUS
01-12-2006, 15:03:54
Quite why I would be holding anything other than loo paper (which by its very nature is designed to be dropped into the loo!) in the immediate vicinity of said loo, is quite beyond me...

And I doubt my penis would fall into the loo unaided were I to let go of that!:cute:

Fistandantilus
01-12-2006, 15:04:08
Originally posted by MOBIUS
Not if he's not caught in the act...

Maybe she didn't caught him yet, but I bet she'll start to suspect something as soon as she sees that small fly Drekkus painted in the sink.

Drekkus
01-12-2006, 16:23:36
:lol:

Our sink is very clean actually, since I feel guilty about it and then clean it rather thoroughly.

Putting down the lid is a nice way to annoy the people who complain about the seat being up and having to go throuhg the trouble of putting it down though! :D

MOBIUS
01-12-2006, 16:38:46
Originally posted by Drekkus
:lol:
Our sink is very clean actually, since I feel guilty about it and then clean it rather thoroughly.

Oh the irony, imagine how less clean it would be if you didn't piss in the sink...:D

Putting down the lid is a nice way to annoy the people who complain about the seat being up and having to go throuhg the trouble of putting it down though! :D

Wow, good plan! Definitely a keeper for your advice hall of fame!:beer:

MOBIUS
05-12-2006, 10:31:44
Done anything AWESOME in your life today, mr_G?:)

mr_G
05-12-2006, 10:34:39
ow jesjes let me update this AWESOME thread

mr_G
05-12-2006, 11:42:05
http://webdisk.planet.nl/heijm509/publiek/album/bed%20and%20breakfast.jpg
last Thursday @ my little cheap hotel
some beer
some wine
just before sleeping, at my room they actually have got the nightwatch from Rembrandt hanging at the wall, now that's AWESOME!!!

mr_G
05-12-2006, 11:43:20
http://webdisk.planet.nl/heijm509/publiek/album/mr_G%20at%20work_002.jpg
last friday @ work
mr_G is just finishing the model (scale 1:1000) of a huge building

mr_G
05-12-2006, 11:45:11
http://webdisk.planet.nl/heijm509/publiek/album/mr_G%20decadent%20dinner.jpg
last Saturday we had a nice decadent dinner, drank some nice red wine
one from 1972, 1968 and 1958 woooohooooooooo

mr_G
05-12-2006, 11:46:31
http://webdisk.planet.nl/heijm509/publiek/album/mr_G%20kiekeboe.jpg
mr G looking through the kiekeboespleet (jesjes my design and totally phi)
just checking if claudia is doing her job in the kitchen

mr_G
05-12-2006, 11:48:00
http://webdisk.planet.nl/heijm509/publiek/album/mr_G%20wizz%20russian%20tjiks.jpg
look at those fine Russian tjiks

MoSe
05-12-2006, 11:50:32
decadent = ten notches?

mr_G
05-12-2006, 11:52:09
huh

MOBIUS
05-12-2006, 12:06:43
On the belt methinks...

MoSe
05-12-2006, 12:12:22
:lol: you make more notches (holes) in a belt to tighten it, not to enlarge it!

mr_G
05-12-2006, 12:15:07
experience?

MoSe
05-12-2006, 12:19:17
a decadent experience: ten notches up

MOBIUS
05-12-2006, 12:25:00
Originally posted by MoSe
:lol: you make more notches (holes) in a belt to tighten it, not to enlarge it!

Oops!:o

There goes my supposed decadent reputation!

Aredhran
06-12-2006, 00:00:21
Can we see a better picture of Claudia please.

mr_G
06-12-2006, 08:19:48
jesjes that's possible

Funko
06-12-2006, 09:18:57
I remember mr_G posted a really good one (not photoshopped at all)

mr_G
06-12-2006, 09:23:08
ok ok ok the mr_G R.I.P. pic?

mr_G
06-12-2006, 09:24:02
wizz that pic I maya lost my balls

Funko
06-12-2006, 09:27:37
jesjes, that one.

mr_G
06-12-2006, 09:31:09
ok second thoughts, aint gonna post a pic of clau sorry red but i laaik my balls where they are now

MOBIUS
06-12-2006, 09:38:16
How's she gonna find out...?:cute:

Drekkus
06-12-2006, 09:43:09
Clau looks nice

Funko
06-12-2006, 09:43:38
She does read sometimes.

Drekkus
06-12-2006, 09:54:35
like what?

Venom
06-12-2006, 13:04:02
The idea that Mr G brings a lego man with him wherever he goes is the funniest part of this supposedly awesome thread.

can't wait until he takes it (the lego man not his little man) out on one of his awesome dates.

Funko
06-12-2006, 13:05:20
The lego man being laughed at as he walks around Rotterdam with his cock hanging out

MoSe
06-12-2006, 13:13:51
is it actually Lego or rather Polystil or whatever

King_Ghidra
06-12-2006, 13:30:59
clearly being an architect gives a man access to women who are clearly beyond his usual reach (perhaps literally in this case)

mr_G
06-12-2006, 13:38:44
actually the women at the dinner last saturday thought it was a bit childish and stjoepit. i was flabbergasted when they told me

Fistandantilus
06-12-2006, 13:56:09
She was lying.

Venom
06-12-2006, 13:58:42
They all were. They were turned on.

Lurker the Second
06-12-2006, 14:59:43
Super_G might get some!

MOBIUS
06-12-2006, 16:18:38
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Super_G might get some!

And show mr_G how to do it...!:p

King_Ghidra
06-12-2006, 16:24:09
X-Fear! :shoot: