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Lazarus and the Gimp
29-11-2006, 17:39:29
I sooooo want to buy the recipient of my office Secret Santa pick a spacehopper.

Unfortunately she's 5'2 and about 18 stone (252 pounds). Is it likely to cause offence?

Or earthquakes?

MOBIUS
29-11-2006, 17:42:56
She'll never know it was you...:cute:

Oerdin
29-11-2006, 17:45:57
Buy her some diet pills.

Drekkus
29-11-2006, 17:53:07
what's a spacehopper?

Nav
29-11-2006, 17:55:35
a rocket that hops about space.

Venom
29-11-2006, 18:59:51
Buy her a very overweight gnome. Then hang a sign around it that says fat, ugly bitch.

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-11-2006, 19:10:27
That's not as funny.

Provost Harrison
29-11-2006, 21:33:33
I say do it! :D

Chris
29-11-2006, 21:52:05
Well, the best thing to do is buy her flowers and sign the note with the guy's name you most hate at work.

It works on so many levels.

Diss
29-11-2006, 22:02:44
more than kicking him in the balls?