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SuperCitizen
28-11-2006, 14:39:50
I'm sick and tired of it. What's the point anyway. The rule of thumb should be, get the job done, period.

The market driven world gives people a doctrine at very young age. Don't get me wrong, I'm not against the market, I'm pretty much a capitalist myself.

However, there are some issues, that are related to that and it reflects on people, parents, who then raise their children with few truths. Some put more pressure on it, some give you space but still tells you how it is in other subtle ways.

So, efficiency. I think some of it works against the quality of life, as in, I calculate all the time how many years and months I've lived, then think how old I am, and that I've wasted at least a year or two. Maybe even two years I've wasted. Those years, I coudl have studied more mathematics, read tons of books, because there's too many books to read.

I could have done something. I wasn't efficient 24/7 of all the days I've spent in this world. I could be 22 with a PhD in my sights, I could already have published a paper or two in journals, I could have fucked 3 more women. But I didn't. I wasted that time with nonsense, and not even like drinking and pissing myself later on in drunken stupor. More like figuring out what to do, thinking about stuff and day dreaming. What an idiot.

But the fact is, I'm not old, I haven't been inefficient. But.. that's the math of the insane.

Funko
28-11-2006, 14:41:28
you could only have fucked 3 women in 1 or 2 years?

SuperCitizen
28-11-2006, 14:46:03
I could have fucked 3 more women.

Funko
28-11-2006, 14:46:49
I assumed the more bit was a lie.

mr_G
28-11-2006, 15:04:35
:lol:

MOBIUS
28-11-2006, 16:21:02
Female reindeer?

Gary
28-11-2006, 16:25:17
Make efficiency your God and you lose all the vital slack needed to cope with changes, and probably make everyone's life a misery in the process. Efficiency should know it's place.

mr_G
28-11-2006, 16:29:43
^^ gonna kill you nice and slowly in times new roman

mr_G
28-11-2006, 16:34:31
and painful, maaiks orders

Funko
28-11-2006, 16:35:56
Efficiency is what allows you to be slack.

Venom
28-11-2006, 16:45:07
I'm so efficient I get to post here.

King_Ghidra
28-11-2006, 16:52:09
amen. a few hours graft each day and i can bring my affairs into good order and settle down for some surfing.

Tizzy
28-11-2006, 17:10:25
A few hours?!

Funko
28-11-2006, 17:18:02
Oh brilliant, a spambot.

Venom
28-11-2006, 17:23:29
I must know what account.

Lazarus and the Gimp
28-11-2006, 19:05:25
I've never been in a position where I've had time to surf at work.

Funko
29-11-2006, 10:09:23
You should be more efficient.

King_Ghidra
29-11-2006, 10:25:45
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I've never been in a position where I've had time to surf at work.

You've never had 5 minutes spare in a day in your career.

I'll take your word for it.

Chris
29-11-2006, 10:29:08
W ay to long, translation please.

MOBIUS
29-11-2006, 10:30:05
Depends what kind of surfing - imagining Laz doing Hawai'i-five-O on his desk...

MOBIUS
29-11-2006, 10:30:48
Originally posted by Chris
W ay to long, translation please.

"Darkstar, Darkstar, Darkstar... DARKSTAR!"

Chris
29-11-2006, 10:32:06
I figured it was boring.

Funko
29-11-2006, 10:39:52
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
You've never had 5 minutes spare in a day in your career.

I'll take your word for it.

He'd probably go out for a smoke. Cigarettes are evil, they cut out surfing time!

mr_G
29-11-2006, 10:44:15
Originally posted by MOBIUS
"Darkstar, Darkstar, Darkstar... DARKSTAR!" i miss those posts i never read :cry:

where is Dorkstar?

SuperCitizen
29-11-2006, 10:47:12
Chris, here's something sufficiently short; you're a homo.

mr_G
29-11-2006, 10:48:52
hey hey it's not nice to say that homo's are lesser men.

SuperCitizen
29-11-2006, 13:08:50
I didn't say he was a lesser man. In fact, when he is doing his favourite thing, which is sucking cock, he has more inside of him than most.

Chris
29-11-2006, 13:52:50
We all know you want me, but its not happening, so just have to keep pulling your pecker and hoping.

MOBIUS
29-11-2006, 13:54:35
I think he glues photocopies of Chuck Norris to the faces of homeless people that smell of wee and gets them to suck his cock in the streets of Helsinki...

Chris
29-11-2006, 13:59:59
Then he sucks their cocks, just so they will like him.

Drekkus
29-11-2006, 15:07:41
Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans

King_Ghidra
29-11-2006, 15:24:41
Life is what happens while you're sucking cock for attention.

Drekkus
29-11-2006, 15:53:20
Who's attention?

mr_G
29-11-2006, 15:54:57
i know a little attention whore here at CG

Funko
29-11-2006, 15:56:17
ok who sucked his cock?

mr_G
29-11-2006, 16:02:43
well it's a sheila, strap on i guess

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-11-2006, 17:34:16
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
You've never had 5 minutes spare in a day in your career.

I'll take your word for it.

5 minutes occasionally? Sure. But I haven't taken a lunchbreak in 6 years.

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-11-2006, 17:35:21
Originally posted by Funko
He'd probably go out for a smoke. Cigarettes are evil, they cut out surfing time!

Actually I gave up smoking last year.

Fistandantilus
29-11-2006, 17:43:30
and started again 11 months ago

SuperCitizen
29-11-2006, 18:50:08
Chris, no, I don't do that. Not that I couldn't, just that it doesn't have the appeal to me that it has for you. I know you live for the cock of other men.

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-11-2006, 19:13:13
Does fear of predictability not feature in your culture?

Chris
29-11-2006, 20:10:17
He refues to face the truth, that the thought of a swelled member up his ass is his heart's desire.

One night with K_G would break him.

paiktis
29-11-2006, 20:11:33
efficiency is for fools.

SuperCitizen
29-11-2006, 20:38:06
Laz, I thought you were breaking up the habit... you said you quit smoking the pole last year?? Seems to me you are trying to do that again..

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-11-2006, 20:41:33
There was a certain dreary inevitability about that. Why not try throwing in a spot of variety?

It might mean a spot of thought is required. If that's tricky, try sobbing uncontrollably while rubbing your own faeces in your hair.

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-11-2006, 20:46:32
It's all gone quiet. He's trying to think of a snappy comeback.

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-11-2006, 20:48:49
Someone help him think of something funny. This is boring.

Chris
29-11-2006, 20:50:50
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Someone help him think of something funny. This is boring. Asking for wit here is the ultimate own goal.

SuperCitizen
30-11-2006, 07:15:46
Laz, I was away, you see, I can't just sit here all day long so I could not give you your cock sucking reply. Sorry, I'm sure you understand.

What was it again we were discussing?

Funko
30-11-2006, 09:22:03
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
5 minutes occasionally? Sure. But I haven't taken a lunchbreak in 6 years.

You should!

Skanky Burns
30-11-2006, 10:33:24
I like lunchbreaks.

Tizzy
30-11-2006, 10:38:15
I'd like the more if they lasted all afternoon.

Tizzy
30-11-2006, 10:38:38
And maybe the morning too.

MOBIUS
30-11-2006, 11:16:53
Maybe we should invert lunchbreaks with working hours?

I'd feel guilty if I didn't do any work all day...:cute:

Fistandantilus
30-11-2006, 11:45:36
I guess I can take care of my sense of guilt much better than you do then.

Venom
30-11-2006, 12:59:58
Originally posted by Tizzy
I'd like the more if they lasted all afternoon.

I say that about so many things. Well, mostly naps and wank sessions.

Tizzy
30-11-2006, 13:02:32
Ok, the list of things which should last all afternoon:

lunchbreaks
naps
wank sessions


There must be more....

MoSe
30-11-2006, 13:19:38
Venom can do that all at the same time

SuperCitizen
30-11-2006, 13:21:20
I don't feel comfortable with wank sessions. Lunch should be mandatory, naps should be OK if you have nothing else to do.. think about it, if you are in high stress environment or creative field, it's not like you perform any better if you are tired and do 10 hours, than if you are feeling good and doign 6 hours of work, in theory that is.

But wank sessions... first of all, it takes a whole lot of energy. Also, I don't feel comfortable with my co-worker coming back 'from his break' all sweaty and smelling like semen or vag juice. Some of them can't be arsed to wash their hands when doing number one or two, why should I trust them to wash their hands (and genitalia) after a wank?

Venom
30-11-2006, 13:43:32
Drinking sessions should last all afternoon and then some.

Tizzy
30-11-2006, 14:38:04
How could I forget drinking sessions.

Pity me.

MOBIUS
30-11-2006, 15:31:49
Originally posted by SuperCitizen
I don't feel comfortable with wank sessions. Lunch should be mandatory, naps should be OK if you have nothing else to do.. think about it, if you are in high stress environment or creative field, it's not like you perform any better if you are tired and do 10 hours, than if you are feeling good and doign 6 hours of work, in theory that is.

But wank sessions... first of all, it takes a whole lot of energy. Also, I don't feel comfortable with my co-worker coming back 'from his break' all sweaty and smelling like semen or vag juice. Some of them can't be arsed to wash their hands when doing number one or two, why should I trust them to wash their hands (and genitalia) after a wank?

Well obviously you have a wank first, followed by a nap from your exertion and then wake up hungry for lunch...:beer:

Oh and beer is mandatory during lunch, lasting the rest of the afternoon/evening...

Venom
30-11-2006, 15:41:49
Originally posted by Tizzy
How could I forget drinking sessions.

Pity me.

consider yourself pitied.

Lazarus and the Gimp
30-11-2006, 19:39:56
Originally posted by SuperCitizen
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SuperCitizen
30-11-2006, 21:18:22
laz, are you having spasm after eating so much man juice?

Lazarus and the Gimp
30-11-2006, 22:42:08
In some strange alternate universe, there's a chance that I'm offended by that. But not in this one.

SuperCitizen
01-12-2006, 14:32:53
And in some strange universe, my gives a shit would be working.

Lazarus and the Gimp
01-12-2006, 18:09:54
That's interesting. Given your philosophical bent (if you'll pardon the pun, in the present context), what do you feel about not caring about the fact that the person you're spending time and energy on slinging homophobic suggestions to isn't offended by it?

Isn't just an admission that you're untroubled by your own futility? In a thread about efficiency, that's rather charming (in much the same way that a retarded child finger-painting is charming).

You may add another suggestion of homosexuality now if you can't think of anything else.

Caligastia
01-12-2006, 18:16:36
Inefficient insults eh?

JM^3
01-12-2006, 19:19:42
I actually thought that pekka was going through some process of coming out on these boards?

JM

SuperCitizen
01-12-2006, 21:24:09
laz, and you seriously think I was trying to insult you or anyone else?

Bitch please.

Caligastia
01-12-2006, 21:41:12
Why would you consider it an insult Laz? What, are you some kind of homophobe?:lol:

Venom
01-12-2006, 21:46:32
Pekka should be Michael Richards' publicist.

SuperCitizen
02-12-2006, 08:45:39
When you do an image search on Richards, you find also the picture of Mel Gibson on the very first page :)

Lazarus and the Gimp
02-12-2006, 15:21:20
Originally posted by Caligastia
Why would you consider it an insult Laz? What, are you some kind of homophobe?:lol:

Oh look. Did Cal not read, or not understand?

Lazarus and the Gimp
02-12-2006, 15:22:33
Originally posted by SuperCitizen
laz, and you seriously think I was trying to insult you or anyone else?

Bitch please.

On the whole I think it came second to the general attention-seeking.

SuperCitizen
02-12-2006, 19:49:42
So your contribution is exactly what?

Lazarus and the Gimp
03-12-2006, 19:07:13
Pointing out that your attention-seeking is getting tedious, and that your comebacks are predictable, on the whole.

Lazarus and the Gimp
03-12-2006, 19:08:04
There you go- a solid gold feed line.

paiktis
03-12-2006, 19:16:44
that was efficient indeed.
but after having spent a long time with pekka i don't think that's him or his english has skyrocketed to anozer level

SuperCitizen
03-12-2006, 19:46:48
Well, I did start a thread about efficiency, and you come fuck it up. I'm an attention whore, but it seems to me so are you.

Predictable comebacks? What do you expect? I call it as I see it, and you're a cocksucker, so I call you one.

paiktis
03-12-2006, 19:58:54
pekka is that you?
where does your mother live?

SuperCitizen
03-12-2006, 20:39:03
wtf?

Lazarus and the Gimp
03-12-2006, 21:55:20
Originally posted by SuperCitizen
Well, I did start a thread about efficiency, and you come fuck it up.

Interrupted the "You suck cocks!" exchanges, did I? Tragic.

Be bwave. Be a big, bwave soldier.

SuperCitizen
03-12-2006, 22:34:49
So as you continue your condescending behavior, you expect flowers and praises? You're nothing but a punk. I might say stupid stuff, come out as repeatetive, saying things you don't 'find funny'.

But I don't talk to people in the way you do, because unlike you, I do understand when people are being ironic (most of the times) or saying stupid jokes. You on the other hand can't tell the difference, and this you blame other people. IT's not because YOU are a punk, it's because OTHER people are sooooo stupid.

You're prolly a really sad person. All you here is try to talk me down some way. Most of the times I'm just playing, but your serious attempts of being a dick just seems to be like a good usage of your time to you. Well, that makes you a punk, loser and prolly a very unlikeable person in the real life.

Perhaps this is why you come to the internet to talk to people like this. Beucase people in real life find you to be a complete tosser. You probably got your ass kicked when you were a teenager, and now you project anyone who you are opposed to as bullies, and instead of crying like a little bitch you are, you put on your 'be strong'-mode, in which you find everyone else stupid, yourself a master. Then you probably play some computer games and feel good about conquering the world. In a game.

You probably have lots of vengeance in you, you just don't know where you should take it.

I'm not insulted, because you are simply a punk. You are nothing but a boy with a keyboard. The difference between you and me is, that I carry myself the same way in real life as I do on the internet, excluding most of the stupid jokes. That is, I respect other posters, and if someone is not in the mood for my stupid jokes, I leave them be. Why would I be an asshole on the internet and a good guy outside? It's the same person, so you are an asshole outside as well.

The real difference is, you're prolly a big pussy outside and act like a tough keyboard warrior here. That is to say, I, NOW, would call you a cocksucker in the real life as well, and you would probably take everything back, because you are a big pussy with a tendency to write cheques with your mouth your body can't cash.

Sir Penguin
03-12-2006, 23:50:28
This is classic.

SP

Chris
04-12-2006, 00:56:07
Does anybody read those huge posts by the guy who wants K_G to assrape him?

Funko
04-12-2006, 10:00:07
Your posts aren't normally that long.

MOBIUS
04-12-2006, 10:10:02
Originally posted by SuperCitizen
So as you continue your condescending behavior, you expect flowers and praises? You're nothing but a punk. I might say stupid stuff, come out as repeatetive, saying things you don't 'find funny'.

But I don't talk to people in the way you do, because unlike you, I do understand when people are being ironic (most of the times) or saying stupid jokes. You on the other hand can't tell the difference, and this you blame other people. IT's not because YOU are a punk, it's because OTHER people are sooooo stupid.

You're prolly a really sad person. All you here is try to talk me down some way. Most of the times I'm just playing, but your serious attempts of being a dick just seems to be like a good usage of your time to you. Well, that makes you a punk, loser and prolly a very unlikeable person in the real life.

Perhaps this is why you come to the internet to talk to people like this. Beucase people in real life find you to be a complete tosser. You probably got your ass kicked when you were a teenager, and now you project anyone who you are opposed to as bullies, and instead of crying like a little bitch you are, you put on your 'be strong'-mode, in which you find everyone else stupid, yourself a master. Then you probably play some computer games and feel good about conquering the world. In a game.

You probably have lots of vengeance in you, you just don't know where you should take it.

I'm not insulted, because you are simply a punk. You are nothing but a boy with a keyboard. The difference between you and me is, that I carry myself the same way in real life as I do on the internet, excluding most of the stupid jokes. That is, I respect other posters, and if someone is not in the mood for my stupid jokes, I leave them be. Why would I be an asshole on the internet and a good guy outside? It's the same person, so you are an asshole outside as well.

The real difference is, you're prolly a big pussy outside and act like a tough keyboard warrior here. That is to say, I, NOW, would call you a cocksucker in the real life as well, and you would probably take everything back, because you are a big pussy with a tendency to write cheques with your mouth your body can't cash.

:lol:

Laz, I think you've broken him...

Efficiently.:cute:

Mr. Bas
04-12-2006, 10:17:09
:lol:

MattHiggs
04-12-2006, 10:28:27
:lol:

maroule
04-12-2006, 11:18:00
:D

on a related subject, I wonder why the act of licking genitalias has become such a dreaded insult.

Would it work with "you're just a pussy licker"?
or would that be a compliment?


I was having a discussion (about 10 years ago) with a brazilian co-worker, flamboyant gay, and he kept talking about blow jobs (giving and receiving). I was fairly disgusted, with my slight homophobic angle then, and went to another co-worker, a cute french girl, telling her, totally outraged "I can't fucking believe it, he sucks cocks!!"... to which she replied, with a very cold stare... "so do I"...

I felt pretty stupid.

MoSe
04-12-2006, 11:30:32
you should have rebutted: "cool, what about anal busting?"

Funko
04-12-2006, 11:33:27
she said, "sure, should I bring my own strap-on?"

SuperCitizen
04-12-2006, 13:25:31
Well let me apologize to Laz, maybe I was being too judgemental. After all, I don't know him personally.

But you still suck cocks. FACT!

Caligastia
04-12-2006, 14:37:27
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Oh look. Did Cal not read, or not understand?

Me not read.

Fistandantilus
04-12-2006, 15:38:31
Originally posted by Chris
Does anybody read those huge posts by the guy who wants K_G to assrape him?

I know I did. The "You are nothing but a boy with a keyboard" made me giggle actually, it felt so out of place :lol:

Lazarus and the Gimp
04-12-2006, 17:42:19
The difference between you and me is, that I carry myself the same way in real life as I do on the internet,


Oh Christ. I'm so, so sorry.

Can we make a small donation to the charities that care for you?

JM^3
04-12-2006, 18:23:48
:lol:

I hadn't read that before.

JM

SuperCitizen
04-12-2006, 18:40:50
I wouldn't feel comfortable taking money from you because I know it comes from you sucking all those cocks.

MoSe
05-12-2006, 08:52:43
what if he volunteers?