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King_Ghidra
21-11-2006, 14:30:19
Inspired by:

I'm an advisor of some sort. Sadly enough no one listens to my advice

I've created this thread to collect Drekkus' best ever advice.

A collegue just told me that if you fuck a sheep, you have to face it towards the water, because then it will try and move backwards away from the water, so it won't run away from you.

http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=594417&highlight=advice#post594417

My g/f doesn't ask my advice, since she knows I don't have a clue anyway.

http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=503785&highlight=advice#post503785

My advice: don't try it.

http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=451608&highlight=advice#post451608

The best things in life are free, like my advice.

http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=432760&highlight=advice#post432760

My advice is, don't eat yellow snow.

http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=330854&highlight=advice#post330854

just say no.


http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=304356&highlight=advice#post304356

Buy your friend a gun. He should combine his core competences and start threatening girls to get sex from them. He should use his weight to pin them down and his odor to drug them.

You have to think in opportunities, not threats.

http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=201153&highlight=advice#post201153

Drekkus: Always a good advice! Call now: 0800-imbecile.



http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=170838&highlight=advice#post170838

Consultants can't DO anything. They only give advice.


One day I hope to be one.

http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=155791&highlight=advice#post155791

Well, tell him to stay away from the Damrak, where all tourists walk up and down. Take a walk on the canalsides, have lunch at Singel 404, have dinner at Dwinger, see some art the Van Gogh museum, the Rijksmuseum and the Stedelijk. Partying is fun in Panama.

http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=115340&highlight=advice#post115340

Noisy, everything is just appearance. My advice to you: don't eat yellow snow.

http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=81119&highlight=advice#post81119

Funko
21-11-2006, 14:32:14
:lol: a great collection.

Fistandantilus
21-11-2006, 14:32:25
:lol: excellent stuff

Colon
21-11-2006, 14:37:19
*claps hands*

maroule
21-11-2006, 14:45:25
this is powerful stuff
it's rich enough to be made into a self help book

Mr. Bas
21-11-2006, 14:48:22
Thanks, Drekkus! :beer:

Tizzy
21-11-2006, 14:49:22
mrg - new forum rule:

Drekkus knows!

mr_G
21-11-2006, 14:56:32
brilliant K_G

that boy was pretty pretty funny before my taaim.

Unregistered
21-11-2006, 14:59:35
Yeah, he started being less funny about the time you showed up.

mr_G
21-11-2006, 15:00:57
now he's all seriously serious

Unregistered
21-11-2006, 15:02:37
Yeah, :( you ruined him.

Venom
21-11-2006, 15:06:27
Good ol' shit kiss, a veritible Pez dispenser of advice.

Drekkus
21-11-2006, 18:12:12
See, no one listened to all that great advice. I wonder if KG has managed to stay away from the bananas. :D

Oerdin
21-11-2006, 20:29:19
An instant classic.

Chris
21-11-2006, 21:07:46
It appears Drekkus is really Frank Zappa.

mr_G
22-11-2006, 10:57:52
^^ huh?

Funko
22-11-2006, 10:58:18
Can he take an hour on the tower of power?

mr_G
22-11-2006, 11:01:12
Drekkus, he's my hero he can take at least 6 hours.

If the tower of power is his couch.

JM^3
22-11-2006, 11:06:21
I thought tower of power was the John.

JM

Drekkus
22-11-2006, 11:16:52
The Tower of Power!!!! Bestest band ever!! I can take days and days of their music.

Chris
23-11-2006, 00:47:11
Drekkus is a mutha of invention.

Drekkus
23-11-2006, 15:51:30
All those threads are pretty funny actually. Especially the one where Lurker has deleted 750 work related emails. :lol: