View Full Version : The Girl from Ipanema

21-11-2006, 10:12:50
I had a chance to meet with the girl from ipanema. She was a real whore. Fake nails, blow still under her nose, really bad boob job. She was nothing but a shell, an empty shell.

I added more ice to the tub, she wasn't numb enough. I was on my way, operating her new boobs. Nine of them in fact. Of course I wouldn't waste any drugs on her, cold would do the job.

As I was making my first cut, something felt wrong. Maybe I went straight to the bone? I had to go over to the computer to see the instructions again. I wasn't going to screw this up. Nine spectalularly fucked up boobs would be my masterpiece.

21-11-2006, 10:17:57
so four rows of two tits, rat like, but where do you put the ninth?

21-11-2006, 10:34:10
No they go randomly.. it will be weird.

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26-11-2006, 19:30:27
I once eat in the restaurant where Tom Jobin allegedly wrote that song. The steak was quite good.