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SuperCitizen
21-11-2006, 09:39:28
Well, the current images of hell are mostly visions of our lovely bastard protestants some hundreds of years ago and onwards. They loved the idea of working in a factory in Hell.. very industrialized.

So, what if we got it wrong? what it Heaven is really a massive orgy.. except everyone is a man and loves prison rape style love making?

And Hell is just cool, you know, hanging out and doing what you want. No pain no suffering.. just surfing...

SuperCitizen
21-11-2006, 09:49:42
I got this pretty good idea for a short movie, so this is why this idea popped out..

The image was.. that you get sent to Heaven. It's all black and white, and there's just massive ass grabbing going on, like really nasty and disgusting.

Then you arrive to the front door, and only thing you can hear is bossanova and then the door opens, and it's Chief Inspector Dreyfus, wearing thongs and a bra. He smiles at you and says 'welcome' with heavy french accent and you step in, and you will be raped. The bossanova turns to jazz, Miles Davis type of.. kind of like the train is travelling type of sound and beat. Because you are in a train, man-train.

Everyone is having a jolly good time except you. So, that was just the first welcome. I'm thinking what happens next.. any ideas?

mr_G
21-11-2006, 09:53:33
I think it's an ordinary Paul Verhoeven film.

SuperCitizen
21-11-2006, 09:56:20
But the transitions happens.. when the object has been sodomized, the music changes and the next session begins little futher down the road.

Umm, I think the message is important.

maroule
21-11-2006, 10:15:23
so the french gays go to heaven to sodomise the poor brits?
there is a God after all

SuperCitizen
21-11-2006, 10:37:44
Something like that, yes. What, you think it's all frog legs they like to lick?

maroule
21-11-2006, 10:50:12
I wouldn't know. We don't lick our food here, we masticate it. It's probably down to having much better teeth than the brits.

Funko
21-11-2006, 10:52:45
Haha, he said masticate.

SuperCitizen
21-11-2006, 10:53:33
He probably meant anus.

Funko
21-11-2006, 10:54:02
"We don't lick our food here, we anus it." ??

That doesn't make any sense

Kitsuki
21-11-2006, 10:56:01
What is SuperCitizen smoking? He makes less sense than MrG, and that's no mean trick.

SuperCitizen
21-11-2006, 10:56:04
It makes perfect sense, they're the french...

Tizzy
21-11-2006, 10:56:31
mrG makes perfect sense

SuperCitizen
21-11-2006, 10:57:30
And so do I. If you doin't see this beautiful collection of thoughts... well this is your problem.

maroule
21-11-2006, 11:09:07
Originally posted by Funko
"We don't lick our food here, we anus it." ??

That doesn't make any sense

"We don't lick our anus here, we food it"
a bit better

mr_G
21-11-2006, 11:10:57
Originally posted by Tizzy
mrG makes perfect sense

JM^3
21-11-2006, 11:12:17
We don't anus our food here, we lick it

JM

JM^3
21-11-2006, 11:13:03
Originally posted by Tizzy
mrG makes perfect sense

JM

Drekkus
21-11-2006, 11:28:30
Heaven filled with gay cheese eating surrender monkeys?? Oh their God!!

maroule
21-11-2006, 11:36:46
that would be counter intuitive (at least from Fox point of view)

JM^3
21-11-2006, 11:38:56
A fair number of Catholic preists, on the other hand, will be thrilled.

JM

maroule
21-11-2006, 11:58:01
they like kids not adult gays

JM^3
21-11-2006, 12:00:56
Well, that is just because they are repressed.

JM

Koshko
22-11-2006, 01:07:38
Hell is basically supposed to be a place where there's an absence of God. Just picture a bunch of athiests hanging out in a really big park.

SuperCitizen
22-11-2006, 03:12:11
So.. Hell is a place where homos roam around, sodomizing everyone, but you actually do get AIDS like in the real world parks as well? Ok.

Greg W
22-11-2006, 09:37:42
What if there is no heaven and hell, and when we die there is... nothing at all?

Oerdin
22-11-2006, 22:35:21
Originally posted by Funko
"We don't lick our food here, we anus it." ??

That doesn't make any sense

Wasn't there a guy who died of alcohol posioning by trying to pore a whole bottle of vodka in his ass? Supposedly he was having throat problems and couldn't swallow but was an alcoholic who needed a drink so the wife just up ended the whole bottle into his bung hole using a funnel.

SuperCitizen
23-11-2006, 06:04:51
That's cool.