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Koshko
17-11-2006, 00:04:06
A very HelloKitty link ...

http://prisonplanet.com/articles/november2006/161106torturedid.htm


Read. Watch. Get disgusted. Weep for the USA's future.

SuperCitizen
17-11-2006, 02:13:03
Prison Planet... Alex Jones. no thanks.

That dude is crazier than OBL.

SuperCitizen
17-11-2006, 02:21:27
Tabatabainejad did not show ID to community service officers who were conducting a random check.

lol

I guess someone is getting sued. Since when did you have to show ID to rent-a-cops? :) What is a random check up by toy police anyway? Is that like a power they have?

HelloKitty
17-11-2006, 05:26:17
Campus police are not rent a cops. They are police who couldn't cut it in a regular precinct.

Like how Uni health center or military doctors are real doctors that sucked too much to get jobs that paid well.

HelloKitty
17-11-2006, 05:27:25
Oh and the story was picked up by the ass press before that site pubilshed anything.

Its still on the CNN US page today.

SuperCitizen
17-11-2006, 07:00:12
So? maybe you should get tazered.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
17-11-2006, 08:18:38
Originally posted by Koshko
A very HelloKitty link ...

http://prisonplanet.com/articles/november2006/161106torturedid.htm


Read. Watch. Get disgusted. Weep for the USA's future.

What's so unusual about that?

Diss
17-11-2006, 09:54:57
horrible.

In fact there was a recent supreme court decision regarding a case in my state (I'm proud :)).

Unfortunately it did not go the libertarian way. It basically said you could not refuse showing ID to the police.

but I love the inbiased website. They refer to the police as the Gestapo. :lol:

maroule
17-11-2006, 10:16:31
the guy squeals like a girl

c'mon, take your 50,000 volts in the nuts like a man, pussy

Funko
17-11-2006, 10:30:45
I guess this is why Blair wants to get ID cards in as soon as possible.

MattHiggs
17-11-2006, 11:41:46
Pretty disturbing.

SuperCitizen
17-11-2006, 11:51:50
I understand in certain situation if you carry your ID card with you, you must show it. However, this would be hardly the case? I mean random check ups, wtf is that????

The implications are unbelievable. You HAVE to carry an ID card with you, you are subjected to random checks which sounds like .. dystopia, and then if you don't cooperate, you will be tazered to oblivion?

I mean seriously. And then these actions are defended 'well he was shoutign and swearing, he should have showed his ID card'. No fucking. Show nothing. Screw random check ups. You have to stand up to something.

When you submit in situations when you should fight back, you are doing a bad service to everyone else. You have a responsibility to say fuck you sir, and if you put that tazer on me, I will rip off your nuts and bite your nipples off, because I'm a crazy mofo like that. Be warned. Fair is fair, you warned me, I warned you.

Funko
17-11-2006, 11:52:51
If you are in any state to bite their nipples off, their tazer is broken.

SuperCitizen
17-11-2006, 11:55:18
You bite when you get the chance. If it goes to court, say you were tazered so bad you couldn't think straight and you thought you had to fight for your life.

Fair is fair. Take the nipples off from anyone doing that shit. And you should swallow it too so they don't get to attach it back. It's like.. you have to search through my poo to get your nipple back sir, how do you like that sir, figure that ID thing was worth a nipple, you one nipple having freak you.. and I'm definitely walkign out of this charge, and if you try to do this again as a payback, I'll take your testicles out too, I don't care to live for another year anyway, so how do you want to play this?

maroule
17-11-2006, 13:28:33
thanks for sharing that bout of rightful anger with us today

Funko
17-11-2006, 13:32:43
He hates nipples and testicles.

C.G.B. Spender
17-11-2006, 13:44:48
Everyone not showing his ID-card should be clubbed to dead by midgets

SuperCitizen
17-11-2006, 13:49:25
True. If you get into a situation where you might be clubbed to death by midgets, rule number one, stay up standing. They can not hit bash your head, so in order to keep yourself alive, remember, don't go down or take a bow, these midgets will club you in the head. Use your height advantage.

C.G.B. Spender
17-11-2006, 13:50:27
What if they're really huge, tall midgets with long clubs?

SuperCitizen
17-11-2006, 13:52:04
Man, wouldn't it be great to be a consultant of the most useless information ever?

What I'm going to teach you today, we'll go over about some scenarios that are you might encounter. In a case where you are taken into isolation after prison fight, remember, the first thing you want to do is relax. I know it's difficult, but what ever you do, do not masturbate. It will take your energy away and you want your energy levels up in the isolation.

Now there's tons of reasons why you want energy, to survive and yes, you might get into another fight right after you get out of the isolation because you are at the weakest when you get out so do not wank in the tank!

C.G.B. Spender
17-11-2006, 13:54:20
What if you are on parole?

Funko
17-11-2006, 13:58:37
Originally posted by SuperCitizen
Man, wouldn't it be great to be a consultant of the most useless information ever?


Is there any other kind of consultant?

SuperCitizen
17-11-2006, 13:59:07
Well it is very rare to get thrown in the tank if you're on parole. But you can buy sharp shark teeth from ebay, and then go to Guatemala and have a good deal on surgery where you insert these shark teeth into your anus, now the next time you're in prison, you volunteer to be raped. Train your butt muscles so that you can rip the penis off of the rapist and waive it around and claim victory by ass ownage. This will get you massive respect, and then you are set, because you already know what to do in isolation after that, or rather what not to do.

C.G.B. Spender
17-11-2006, 14:00:31
What if they have steel penises?

Tizzy
17-11-2006, 14:03:18
Penises which are always hard?

SuperCitizen
17-11-2006, 14:05:06
I was about to say something really nasty but then decided to act nice and .. not say it.

Funko
17-11-2006, 14:09:53
Originally posted by Tizzy
Penises which are always hard?

:hmm:

maroule
17-11-2006, 14:12:10
shark teeth in your arse aren't going to help on the hemorroid front

maroule
17-11-2006, 14:14:50
Originally posted by Tizzy
Penises which are always hard?

reign on your disbelief, you've been lied to

King_Ghidra
17-11-2006, 14:17:06
Perhaps funko is a viagra abuser

Funko
17-11-2006, 14:18:02
If only I knew where to get some, why doesn't some kind soul e-mail me with details of their online pharmacy?

C.G.B. Spender
17-11-2006, 14:19:40
I used your email account for registering at porn sites

King_Ghidra
17-11-2006, 14:19:49
my cousin used to work in a factory that made viagra, free samples galore. though from what i read in a guardian article where someone who didn't need it used it, it turned into a bit of a curse.

C.G.B. Spender
17-11-2006, 14:21:42
Sometimes it's hard

mr_G
17-11-2006, 14:26:58
so is mine

maroule
17-11-2006, 14:28:40
a friend of mine used it, said it worked extremely well, to the point of being painful. He was most impressed because just after jerking off, he got his erection back almost immediately.

What a drag. That's precisely when I love to fall asleep.

C.G.B. Spender
17-11-2006, 14:31:03
Too bad for your friend

Funko
17-11-2006, 14:33:04
Originally posted by maroule
a friend of mine used it,

Ah "a friend"

Originally posted by maroule
What a drag. That's precisely when I love to fall asleep.

Just after your friend's wanked off?

maroule
17-11-2006, 14:42:20
2 gay jokes in two minutes, keep up the good work lads

Tizzy
17-11-2006, 14:49:02
You should reword that to "keep it up lads"

Funko
17-11-2006, 14:53:07
Surprised he didn't post that. it's what he normally says.

C.G.B. Spender
17-11-2006, 14:57:14
He's letting us down

Tizzy
17-11-2006, 14:59:40
I've got some emails which could help you with that

maroule
17-11-2006, 16:53:44
it's a good thing I came to CG today, so that I could learn I like to take it in the arse

that's CG for you, broadening the circle of your friends

Funko
17-11-2006, 16:59:02
Self Biased's magic strikes again.

Diss
18-11-2006, 11:06:28
how did this thread turn gay?

Lets get back to discussing nipples and testicles.

devilmunchkin
22-11-2006, 06:07:25
there is a big roar about it in Davis even though it didn't happen here. Yep, all the hippie protesters want to make their mark.

Oerdin
22-11-2006, 06:34:41
That guy is a complete shit bag. My only regrets are that he wasn't tasered more and that I have to read this crap on multiple forums.

Oerdin
22-11-2006, 06:44:28
Originally posted by SuperCitizen
Tabatabainejad did not show ID to community service officers who were conducting a random check.

lol

I guess someone is getting sued. Since when did you have to show ID to rent-a-cops? :) What is a random check up by toy police anyway? Is that like a power they have?

They're not rent a cops they're University of California Police Department (UCPD) which are a law enforcement body directly authorized by the government of the State of California. This guy was an arrogant prick. When the workers asked him for an ID to prove he belonged in a student only facility he told them to go to hell and that he didn't need to provide an ID to them dispite university policy requiring otherwise.

The workers then told him he'd either have to show ID or leave and the shit bag again was verbally abusive to the workers. The workers then did the last thing they could do and called police. For 20 minutes the shit bag sat there acting tough then the cops arrived. He then got up and slowly started walking towards the door when the cops tried to stop him to talk to him. The shit bag then got violent and started cursing, pushing, and shoving the officers so the officers responded to try to restrain him and he continued attempting to fight the officers so they tasered him.

All of this, from start to finish, is the fault of this dumb ass. If he had not been breaking the rules and been verbally abusive to the staff dispite repeated attempts to be nice to him then this wouldn't have happened. Just like if he hadn't attacked the officers and resisted his detainment then this wouldn't have happened. The shit bag was responsible for everything and deserved everything he got. I hope he doesn't get a dime and continues to be made fun of for the rest of his life.

HelloKitty
22-11-2006, 07:37:16
Nah, he will win and those cops will most likely be out of a job, probably as part of an out of court settlement. If it goes to court the cops/city/college are all liable and will lose. Criminal charges? Probably nothing major on either side, but most likely the cops will get a dishonorable discharge as part of the deal.

He was a total dick and deserved to be taken in, but they definitly used excessive force, and every witness, including the cops (the PD spokesman) said he wasn't pushing or shoving the cops, he just went limp when they grabbed his arm and kept screaming. Thats when they pulled out the tazers.

It doesn't take much effort to cuff a limp screaming retard and carry him out to the car. In fact, except for the profanities, he did exactly what state and federal police have instructed "protesters" to do.


The video had 4 retards in it.

1 Retard screaming and freaking out over being asked for an ID.

3 retards not smart enough to realize that what they were doing was not the brightest idea in front of a large number of witnesses, many with camera phones trained on them, against a physically passive idiot. Then being moronic enough to keep doing it for 5 minutes. One they could have gotten away with.

HelloKitty
22-11-2006, 20:24:05
Yeah, that cop is in trouble.

When you have a documented history of violence and for some reason was only suspended rather than being fired a video will be the end of him. UCLA even trid to get him dismissed in the past.

Choking an unarmed student with his nightstick.

Shooting an unarmed homeless man in a fight (at least this time there was a fight).

Slamming an unarmed student into the wall and arresting him for falling asleep in a study hall, then threatening to "Rodney King" him.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/11/19/10734/370

Oerdin
22-11-2006, 22:32:22
I'm left leaning but even I know Daily Kos is a bit wackey. They're very much like Rush Limbaugh in that they distort things to make it look the way they want and the omit facts they don't like. I think I'll keep watching the case in the mainstream media.

HelloKitty
22-11-2006, 22:41:27
A bit? They are like newsmax.

I just saw it because it was on fark.

Oerdin
22-11-2006, 22:42:24
It's called understatement. If you missed it at first then you should have picked it up when I said it was like Rush Limbaugh.

HelloKitty
22-11-2006, 22:47:48
Yeah but limbaugh is a fraud. He is a crazy whacky morning zoo shock jock who came up with a new shock jock concept in the 80s. Just like Savage is fake.