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Funko
16-11-2006, 14:46:23
http://www.counterglow.com/article.php?id=gow360

Funko
16-11-2006, 14:58:27
One question - can you chainsaw people in the face? That'd be cool

King_Ghidra
16-11-2006, 15:03:38
Great review :lol: :beer:

Guess i'll be buying this too.

Couple of typo's in there. Want me to list them?

maroule
16-11-2006, 15:04:33
:lol: at the review, very entertaining stuff

now, about the difference between its and it's (i.e. "into the game with itís camera angles")...

Venom
16-11-2006, 15:11:38
Grammar and spelling correction are two of the other signs of being a pompous asshole.

Venom
16-11-2006, 15:34:54
Anyway. It's a very fun game. And co-op is awesome. Not awesome enough where I'd want to play with Asher, but still pretty awesome.

King_Ghidra
16-11-2006, 15:42:31
"I, however, have no friends and Iím not good ay any job."

"to make the most important part of a shooter and actual part of the game"

"children laugh at you at your pink shirt when you go and get your mail"

"Let's just move on before this review finds it self labeled exhibit A"

"I hate this review and I know you do to."

"the storyline never quit gets fleshed out"

I ignored the grammar mistakes, i'm lazy, i know.

Funko
16-11-2006, 15:47:33
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
"children laugh at you at your pink shirt when you go and get your mail"


Did you mean it should be

"children laugh at you at your pink shirt when you go and get your male"?

Venom
16-11-2006, 15:50:48
Maybe I'll fix some of those things later. Not the male thing though. KG's gayness has no place in the review.

MattHiggs
16-11-2006, 16:34:23
Great review, it was a bit too 'Venom' at times. The link between giggling and wanking was too strained!

maroule
16-11-2006, 16:35:34
like his dick, from wanking too much

MattHiggs
16-11-2006, 16:36:47
Strained, stained and drained.

fp
16-11-2006, 18:40:12
This review started strong, but kind of lost energy later. Like Venom trying to chase after an ice cream van.

Chris
16-11-2006, 18:42:13
That is a good family oriented review.

But only if you are part of the manson family.

edit: It helps if you spell the guy's name right.

DaShi
16-11-2006, 19:04:27
Damned Free Masons!

JM^3
16-11-2006, 19:20:05
I expected more detail about chainsawing someones face.

JM

Resource Consumer
16-11-2006, 19:31:59
excellent - I suspect better than the game. Have to save up for those hookers now

Venom
16-11-2006, 19:39:49
Originally posted by fp
This review started strong, but kind of lost energy later. Like Venom trying to chase after an ice cream van.

I bet you stole that from one of my other reviews.

MDA
16-11-2006, 19:54:47
I loved this review.

You might even say I loved it like a fat kid loves ice cream.

Shining1
16-11-2006, 22:39:17
Damn good review. =)

zmama
16-11-2006, 23:30:56
:lol:

what a sweetie that Venom is :)

Fistandantilus
17-11-2006, 12:19:34
:lol: excellent review :beer:

Do you know of any chainsaw shaped controller I could buy? :D

Venom
17-11-2006, 12:55:28
Actually, I think for a Resident Evil game there was a special edition controller shaped like a chainsaw.

Venom
17-11-2006, 12:56:41
Yes. Resident Evil 4.

http://www.engadget.com/2004/11/13/the-resident-evil-4-chainsaw-controller-for-gamecube/

Funko
17-11-2006, 12:58:52
That's a bit of a con... I guess you could use the Wii controller like a chainsaw.

Venom
17-11-2006, 13:13:48
Yeah you can't acutally use it like a chainsaw.

I think I already made a joke somewhere, sometime about a Lumberjack game for the Wii really tapping in to the lesbian gaming market.

Funko
17-11-2006, 13:14:35
Does the wii controller have some kind of vibration feedback then?

Venom
17-11-2006, 14:49:56
If not there should be an aftermarket one.

Lurker the Second
17-11-2006, 15:31:29
Hehe, good review. I chuckled.

Still won't buy the game, though.

Beta1
26-11-2006, 00:01:47
:lol: