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Lazarus and the Gimp
13-11-2006, 22:30:14
Croatian woman was left with a severely burned anus after a lightning strike which entered through her mouth left her body through her bottom.

The lightning reportedly struck Natasha Timarovic's building as she was cleaning her teeth – with her mouth to the tap, sending the current through her body.

And as she was wearing rubber-soled shoes, the lightning bolt was unable to earth through her feet – so it took the next easiest route, and came out of her rectum.

It then earthed itself via her moist shower curtain.

'It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all,' Timarovic said.

A medic told local news station 24 Sata: 'Instead of earthing through her feet, it appears the electricity shot out of her backside… if she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed.'

The medic described the incident as 'bizarre, but not impossible.


http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=20883&in_page_id=2

Oerdin
13-11-2006, 23:17:08
Dude... She fired a lightening bolt from her ass. :salute:

chagarra
14-11-2006, 00:06:58
Shocking story..

DaShi
14-11-2006, 00:42:10
Always where rubbers when making out in a thunder storm.

Koshko
14-11-2006, 05:15:09
Wait ... she was cleaning her teeth by putting her mouth directly to the tap?
Toothbrushes don't exist in Croatia?

Oerdin
14-11-2006, 05:54:01
More likely she just didn't have a glass handy and was drinking directly out of the tap. I've done the same from time to time.

MoSe
14-11-2006, 07:50:47
can you see now an image of Zeus in her lightning-charred bumhole?

Diss
14-11-2006, 08:33:59
Originally posted by Oerdin
More likely she just didn't have a glass handy and was drinking directly out of the tap. I've done the same from time to time.

do you have to perform fellatio on the tap to get water from it? I cup my hands under the water. I rinse my mouth out all the time this way.

MoSe
14-11-2006, 08:40:20
Originally posted by Diss
I cup my hands under the water.

that was probably implicit, I do the same
but you might consider that a waterflow is conductive too

....*energy drink*... hehe

MattHiggs
14-11-2006, 09:02:17
Hmm, could it not have been from a build up of static electricity from meat friction?

MoSe
14-11-2006, 09:05:52
you mean... she wasn't actually brushing her teeth???

http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=36514

King_Ghidra
14-11-2006, 11:32:31
Originally posted by Funko
I await the lightning bolt.

Apparently God's aim was off.

Chris
14-11-2006, 12:12:15
And now everybody on CG is rushing to get rubber shoes in the hopes lightning will shoot out of their asses.

MDA
14-11-2006, 12:18:27
damn straight

I drink out of the tap after brushing my teeth all the time that way... it may be time to reconsider

Drekkus
14-11-2006, 12:57:05
It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all,' Timarovic said. :lol: So Self Biased was fucking her in the ass at the time!

MoSe
14-11-2006, 13:01:33
:lol:

Venom
14-11-2006, 13:02:51
I saw a movie once that said William Wallace could shoot lighting out of his ass. Or was it balls of fire? I don't know. The important thing is that this women is obviously related to william wallace.

Drekkus
14-11-2006, 13:06:28
Maybe she was getting a foot massage by him.

self biased
14-11-2006, 17:31:28
:salute: