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Lazarus and the Gimp
10-11-2006, 20:59:21
A Romanian teenager had to have emergency surgery after swallowing a toothbrush while she practised performing oral sex.
Andreea Vlad, 16, from Falticeni in eastern Romania, initially told doctors she had slipped and swallowed the seven inch toothbrush.
But when medical staff carried out examinations they realised she had no scratches or cuts on her throat backing up her claim she had fallen.
When questioned further she admitted she and some friends had been watching a pornographic movie and that she had swallowed the brush afterwards while practicing the technique for oral sex and imitating the women in the film.
A spokesman for the county hospital in Suceava where she was treated said: 'This girl is very lucky. She did not suffer any internal damage because of the toothbrush, but things could have been much worse for her.'


10-11-2006, 21:15:22
No gag reflex eh? She must be well experienced.

10-11-2006, 21:26:03
Further evidence that porn is dangerous.

10-11-2006, 21:43:30
By extension it makes you go blind. True story!

10-11-2006, 22:49:45
Where were these 16 year old sluts when I was 16?

11-11-2006, 07:54:06
Are you a toothbrush? =)

Immortal Wombat
11-11-2006, 08:00:40
Originally posted by Oerdin
Where were these 16 year old sluts when I was 16?
Not yet conceived, old man :p

11-11-2006, 10:23:13

11-11-2006, 15:30:36
The were conceived... Just like 9 months old. :/

Resource Consumer
11-11-2006, 18:14:42
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp

Clearly also a shortage of 7" Romanian men to practice on as they were busy doing Albanian prostitutes outside building sites in Italy :D

12-11-2006, 22:07:20
Frankly in today's World, I'd be surprised if she hasn't sucked a bunch of cocks already. I mean she is 16 now.

13-11-2006, 13:29:10
Andreea Vlad, 16, from Falticeni in eastern Romania

Why was the headline not 'Vlad the Inhaler'?

I feel let-down.

13-11-2006, 13:53:03

13-11-2006, 14:39:45

:lol: at even the village name... in French, "suce" means "suck"

14-11-2006, 12:24:03
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
Why was the headline not 'Vlad the Inhaler'?

I feel let-down.