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Lazarus and the Gimp
09-11-2006, 21:08:07
In further Jesus news, evidence has come to our attention of the latest in a long line of miraculous apparitions of the image our Our Lord. After Jesus has been recently spotted appearing in spilled hot chocolate, dental x-rays and shrimp, a reader sends us evidence that He has appeared on the bottom of a dog.

The dog's name is Angus MacDougall, and he is a very cute three-year-old terrier mix. The image of Jesus can be clearly seen in the fur surrounding his anus.

The apparition of Jesus is shown on the website getbehindjesus.net. Admiring comments from witnesses to Angus's Jesus are quoted on the site, including 'Truly a holy event,' and 'It's hard to understand the meaning of this appearance, but one thing is for sure, that dog's bum looks incredibly like Jesus.'

The website relates the story of the holy image's discovery:

Angus' personal Jesus was first discovered on the morning of Sunday, July 2, 2006. The family was waking up when Angus began to perform his morning ritual. He stretched forward then leaned back sticking his rump high in the air. At that moment, the morning sunlight hit Angus' rear end and low and behold…

"It's Jesus!" Angus' father exclaimed.

Ever since that sanctified day, the image of Jesus has graced Angus' buttocks.

It is believed that Angus may belong to Jessica White, a photgrapher and artist based in Los Angeles."



http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=24217&in_page_id=2

JM^3
09-11-2006, 21:10:33
Umm, the dog's father ("Angus' father") can talk? I would think that there is something more miraculous going on there.


JM

Lazarus and the Gimp
09-11-2006, 21:12:17
All these weird news stories are down to the fact that I've started running a forum dedicated to bizarre news and conspiracy theories.

I thought I'd post the best ones here, because I'm sure you buggers could use them. Anyway, loyalty to the site, and all that.

Vincent
09-11-2006, 21:38:59
holy shit!

Venom
09-11-2006, 22:15:33
You damn well better show some respect to us. We've almost got a million posts of complete shit.

Drekkus
10-11-2006, 09:16:24
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
All these weird news stories are down to the fact that I've started running a forum dedicated to bizarre news and conspiracy theories.
You mean like Fark?

Lazarus and the Gimp
10-11-2006, 17:40:30
I've genuinely no idea.

King_Ghidra
14-11-2006, 12:54:49
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
All these weird news stories are down to the fact that I've started running a forum dedicated to bizarre news and conspiracy theories.

i might have missed some, but so far you've posted

a dog's bumhole jesus
a fellating teen choking
a lightning arsehole

i'm sensing a certain scato-sexual theme to your bizarre news

Drekkus
14-11-2006, 13:07:30
I'm afraid we might lose some posters to that new place then.

Mr. Bas
14-11-2006, 13:24:15
And there's the anal screwdriver, ofcourse.

Funko
14-11-2006, 13:31:42
Originally posted by Drekkus
I'm afraid we might lose some posters to that new place then.

I think it's here, he just hasn't told anyone!

King_Ghidra
14-11-2006, 13:51:28
now if lightning came out of a dog's bumhole that looked like jesus, i would have to seriously consider my faith

mr_Gsus
14-11-2006, 13:58:00
have faith my son

Drekkus
14-11-2006, 14:00:21
Lightning in the shape of Jesus would be cool!!

Lazarus and the Gimp
14-11-2006, 14:50:55
Originally posted by King_Ghidra

i'm sensing a certain scato-sexual theme to your bizarre news


Is anyone actually surprised about that?

King_Ghidra
14-11-2006, 15:06:09
i didn't say i was surprised, but i'm glad you've confirmed the observation

link to the forum?

Lazarus and the Gimp
14-11-2006, 15:15:27
I didn't come here to publicise it. The best stuff will carry on appearing here, so I'd only link it if some was really desperate to see the same articles with different people going "Dude! That's sick!".

maroule
14-11-2006, 15:50:07
keep them coming, you have our attention

Venom
14-11-2006, 15:58:29
He doesn't want to introduce us to his new friends! We're yesterday's news.

It's like that Seinfeld episode where he replaces George, Kramer, and Elaine. Except they're almost exactly the same.

I bet those twats over there are just like us.

mr_G
14-11-2006, 15:59:35
now that's not polite

MoSe
14-11-2006, 16:20:38
for whom?

Chris
14-11-2006, 16:37:24
Originally posted by Venom
He doesn't want to introduce us to his new friends! We're yesterday's news.

It's like that Seinfeld episode where he replaces George, Kramer, and Elaine. Except they're almost exactly the same.

I bet those twats over there are just like us. Bizarro CG?