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HelloKitty
28-10-2006, 12:45:48
http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/index.html#rape

SuperCitizen
28-10-2006, 15:43:47
What is the dutch gift? some kind of a... dildo?

HelloKitty
28-10-2006, 20:01:28
Just google for meatotomy and click on the first text link for examples of the dutch gift.

Koshko
28-10-2006, 23:18:03
This seems more like the site that was made to completely trash Christianity by picking out all the worst passages ...

JM^3
28-10-2006, 23:35:19
oh, most definitely

look at newlyweds

JM

HelloKitty
29-10-2006, 03:00:08
Originally posted by Koshko
This seems more like the site that was made to completely trash Christianity by picking out all the worst passages ...

Go to the root directory.

I linked to the laws only. All biblical laws make christians loook bad.

Koshko
29-10-2006, 05:56:08
So you support murder then ...

HelloKitty
29-10-2006, 15:45:01
Yep, just like the christians.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/accidental_death/nm35_11.html

Koshko
29-10-2006, 19:55:24
I keep forgeting who I'm talking to ...

Deacon
29-10-2006, 23:07:21
Only accidental murders would be covered. You know, like if I accidentally killed somebody today whom I had been planning to kill next week. :)

Shining1
30-10-2006, 07:59:47
This link is totally worth clicking.

How old is that site?

MoSe
30-10-2006, 08:30:02
Originally posted by Koshko
This seems more like the site that was made to completely trash Christianity by picking out all the worst passages ...

what do you mean "worst"?

I don't think any believer would let pass the concept that there are "good" words of God and "bad" words of God....

:rolleyes:

maroule
30-10-2006, 08:58:49
this is an hilarious site...

some are just sweeeet: take camp defecation... see, there is nothing more urgent for God but to regulate shiting outside of military camps... you can just see the writer of that passage having been involved in a nasty foot in shit -or shit up the river from where we drink- incident while campaigning against the Samarithians... and boy that pissed him off so much he decided to convince the other writers to include int...

"c'mon Jehovah, drop it, we have more urgent matters to cover, like how evil is the anal penetration of a man"
"hell, shit no, Shimoun, it didn't happen to you, but to me, okay?! Just before combat, I had to eat my light soup of peas with little bits of shit into it! because these chariot driving suckers went all the way up the river to shit, instead of shoveling it!!! so fuck it, we're including it... you had the stoning of your whole family just to get rid of your mother in law, so I want this amendment"

oh, and I second MoSe, people who want to pick and chose in the Bible, or the Torah, or Coran, are just a funny bunch... who are going straight to hell...

maroule
30-10-2006, 09:30:05
actually, bestiality is even funnier

maroule
30-10-2006, 09:32:36
ah no, sorry, rape is even better

Immortal Wombat
30-10-2006, 09:34:33
Originally posted by Shining1
This link is totally worth clicking.

How old is that site? At least five years, and with a fairly impressive press history.

King_Ghidra
30-10-2006, 12:06:25
:lol: quality stuff. great expressions e.g. the face of the bear in the bestiality one, and the guy whose testicles are crushed :lol:

MDA
30-10-2006, 13:51:27
Originally posted by Shining1
This link is totally worth clicking.

How old is that site?

Roughly 2000 years, I'd guess. :p

King_Ghidra
30-10-2006, 15:29:08
i think you're confusing the new and old testaments

Oerdin
30-10-2006, 15:45:43
The fundies love the old testiment to justify their hatreds but then ignore 90% of it.

Immortal Wombat
30-10-2006, 15:45:57
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
i think you're confusing the new and old testaments
they didn't have internet in old testament times

maroule
30-10-2006, 15:57:49
Originally posted by Oerdin
The fundies love the old testiment to justify their hatreds but then ignore 90% of it.

what's a fundie?

Personally, after a few years in a jesuit school, I had problems finding even 10% of the old testament merely acceptable.

At least the new one is edible and doesn't suggest to kill innocents who pissed off God.

MoSe
30-10-2006, 16:06:33
Originally posted by maroule
what's a fundie?

haven't you ever played SMAC?
a Fundamentalist of course

Deacon
30-10-2006, 19:02:38
The Believers are my favorite warlike faction. Sprawl, attack, absorb, attack, absorb, etc. :)

Diss
31-10-2006, 00:34:21
interesting how the virgin is a brunette.

HelloKitty
31-10-2006, 11:54:21
?

MDA
31-10-2006, 12:14:48
Originally posted by Diss
interesting how the virgin is a brunette.

she's also got square hips and a head like a coffee can

edit: the Jehovah's Witnesses used to leave pamphlets and their little conversion through fear publications with my parents fairly often - the recurring theme in the children's bits was that the good children were dark haired and the ones portrayed as "bad" kids were blonde.

King_Ghidra
31-10-2006, 13:12:46
and long may blondes continue to be bad girls