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MDA
25-10-2006, 11:09:10
http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52567

he claims he doesn't take it seriously, but... :confused:

mr_G
25-10-2006, 11:11:54
Again, I'm flattered and amazed by the way I've become a fascinating public figure for a whole new generation of young people around the world. But I am not the characters I play. And even the toughest characters I have played could never measure up to the real power in this universe.
:lol:

Funko
25-10-2006, 11:12:42
Damn, I liked the fake Chuck better, that guy's a twat.

mr_G
25-10-2006, 11:13:47
Vin Diesel is the man!!!!

Gary
25-10-2006, 11:29:19
So he really does exist ! Oh and yeah Funko, you're right.

Drekkus
25-10-2006, 23:21:29
The one about the handicapped parking spot is the funniest.

Chris
26-10-2006, 00:50:48
Jesus wants to be Chuck Norris.

maroule
26-10-2006, 07:19:47
"Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live." It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures. "

Actually he says God looks like Chuck Norris

Gary
26-10-2006, 09:02:58
I guess God must have been made in Chuck Norris' image ?

Kitsuki
26-10-2006, 09:06:26
People who deny evolution have stunted brains!

FACT!

maroule
26-10-2006, 09:25:39
shut up
God created the man in His image, and then rushed to create the women after the man (so the first woman probably looked like a butch), because wanking is evil

so he created women so that they could wear strap on and fuck their bf in the arse

see, God had all worked out pretty perfectly

Kitsuki
26-10-2006, 09:57:50
I stand corrected.

Chris
26-10-2006, 11:21:04
Chuck Norris is god.