View Full Version : Chuck Norris is not Jesus - FACT!

25-10-2006, 11:09:10

he claims he doesn't take it seriously, but... :confused:

25-10-2006, 11:11:54
Again, I'm flattered and amazed by the way I've become a fascinating public figure for a whole new generation of young people around the world. But I am not the characters I play. And even the toughest characters I have played could never measure up to the real power in this universe.

25-10-2006, 11:12:42
Damn, I liked the fake Chuck better, that guy's a twat.

25-10-2006, 11:13:47
Vin Diesel is the man!!!!

25-10-2006, 11:29:19
So he really does exist ! Oh and yeah Funko, you're right.

25-10-2006, 23:21:29
The one about the handicapped parking spot is the funniest.

26-10-2006, 00:50:48
Jesus wants to be Chuck Norris.

26-10-2006, 07:19:47
"Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live." It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures. "

Actually he says God looks like Chuck Norris

26-10-2006, 09:02:58
I guess God must have been made in Chuck Norris' image ?

26-10-2006, 09:06:26
People who deny evolution have stunted brains!


26-10-2006, 09:25:39
shut up
God created the man in His image, and then rushed to create the women after the man (so the first woman probably looked like a butch), because wanking is evil

so he created women so that they could wear strap on and fuck their bf in the arse

see, God had all worked out pretty perfectly

26-10-2006, 09:57:50
I stand corrected.

26-10-2006, 11:21:04
Chuck Norris is god.