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mr_G
10-10-2006, 08:09:46
went out of bed
made some coffee
smoked a cigarette
.................................................
then my morning turd was knocking at my backdoor.
So after 5-10 minutes reading the newspaper I looked back at my nice turd (so glad i got a dutch wc)
and i pooped a perfect 6

woooohooooooooo

mr_G
10-10-2006, 08:57:55
this must be a sign for the allmighty

MattHiggs
10-10-2006, 08:58:35
:lol:

Tizzy
10-10-2006, 09:00:47
You should have done 2 more.

Funko
10-10-2006, 09:06:24
:lol:

mr_G
10-10-2006, 09:09:45
Originally posted by Tizzy
You should have done 2 more. well at that moment i was not planning to poop a six you know.

MOBIUS
10-10-2006, 09:15:29
Maybe if you eat lots and lots, you could 'sculpt' a figure of 8?:)

mr_G
10-10-2006, 09:18:14
orr an ashtray

MoSe
10-10-2006, 09:22:29
arshitect

Diss
10-10-2006, 09:28:33
that's a lot of shit.

Greg W
10-10-2006, 09:59:29
Originally posted by MoSe
arshitect arsetist?

MoSe
10-10-2006, 10:08:59
sculpturd

MOBIUS
10-10-2006, 10:10:12
What a shit pun!:p

Greg W
10-10-2006, 10:13:03
Pretty crap, weren't they?

MOBIUS
10-10-2006, 10:15:59
I think this whole thread is going down the toilet, actually...

Greg W
10-10-2006, 10:24:59
And those posting in it have gone round the bend.

MOBIUS
10-10-2006, 10:27:04
Don't get too flushed with your success...:p

mr_G
10-10-2006, 10:29:01
I think my turd was telling me it was my mothers 66th birthday the other day.

Handy handy a schjmart turd isn't it......jesjes it isn't.

Greg W
10-10-2006, 10:29:06
Or bogged down in the tedium of punning...

MoSe
10-10-2006, 10:30:49
mr_G is a successpool loo designer - FACT!

mr_G
10-10-2006, 10:32:42
I wish

MOBIUS
10-10-2006, 10:33:49
Originally posted by mr_G
I think my turd was telling me it was my mothers 66th birthday the other day.

Handy handy a schjmart turd isn't it......jesjes it isn't.

You could use your poo to predict the future...

The toilet equivalent of tea leaves!

Greg W
10-10-2006, 10:34:50
Turd leaves (when you flush anyway).

MoSe
10-10-2006, 10:39:04
tea leaves infuse water, turd leaves in flush water

Cruddy
10-10-2006, 10:54:50
So.... if you had stood on your head, it would have been a 9?

What's so special about that?

Now, if you had crapped a perfect scale replica of the Rotterdam road map, I'd be impressed. Sceptical but impressed.

mr_G
10-10-2006, 10:56:13
Originally posted by MOBIUS
You could use your poo to predict the future...

The toilet equivalent of tea leaves! ok ok this is a great plan for a daily update.
wondering what my turd is gonna tell us tomorrow.

mr_G
10-10-2006, 10:57:09
and Cruddy, you sound laaik a jealous girl

Cruddy
10-10-2006, 11:00:26
Ha! Most mornings I do an 8. Who is jealous now,. eh?

mr_G
10-10-2006, 11:02:57
pics i need pics

Cruddy
10-10-2006, 11:16:24
What's the point? You'd just claim they were faked.

My real point is this - if you force the shit, or put too much control into it, it's bound to go wrong.

You have to be more Zen like about it - you weren't thinking of crapping a perfect 6, were you? You just did it.

There is no way I am going to waste my time snapping pictures of my crap just to please other people. Not unless huge sums of money are involved, in small (hard to trace) denominations.

mr_G
10-10-2006, 11:32:55
i'm always Zen laaik.

MoSe
10-10-2006, 14:51:55
Originally posted by Cruddy
There is no way I am going to waste my time snapping pictures of my crap just to please other people. Not unless huge sums of money are involved, in small (hard to trace) denominations.

CrapSnap ChipKnip®

Diss
11-10-2006, 06:44:44
I do wish I had taken a picture of the time I filled the entire toilet bowl (up to the water line) with shit. It was an amazing amount of shit to come out of my small body.

Or one time when I had constipation, and didn't shit for days. It finally decided to come out when I was at disneyland. The thing was really huge!! I knew there was no way in hell that thing was going down the toilet. I just flushed and got out of the bathroom as quickly as possible. But I was young. Now days I'd be proud of such a turd. But back then I was embarrassed to clog up the toilet.

mr_G
11-10-2006, 08:02:13
:lol: Disneyland




today's update:
went out of bed
one cup of coffee
one cigarette
result: an orange / red colroured pile of sjit.

Greg W
12-10-2006, 09:51:24
So your arse bleeds Oranjte and Redtje?

devilmunchkin
12-10-2006, 19:40:07
mr g..that is soooo gross

Oerdin
12-10-2006, 19:42:32
Damn Dutch toilets.

JM^3
12-10-2006, 21:14:39
yeah, I am also wondering if your ass is bleeding.. maybe you aught to get hat checked.

JM

Funko
13-10-2006, 08:24:58
Just ask Kitty for advice.

mr_G
13-10-2006, 08:29:37
Originally posted by Greg W
So your arse bleeds Oranjte and Redtje? nononono ate chili the day before, poop was coloured red and orange, no bleeding.

can't give you an update from the last two days because the toilet in my hotelroom is not a nice dutch design.
My poop went straight into the water and gave me a nice refreshing "plons" up my butt.

mr_G
13-10-2006, 08:30:10
Originally posted by devilmunchkin
mr g..that is soooo gross muffin you are just jealous