View Full Version : The most relevent and important Counterglow link ever posted.

08-10-2006, 23:37:02

Greg W
09-10-2006, 00:19:27
I can't see why you'd want to give up though? :confused:

09-10-2006, 07:30:06
I need it, it's a cornerstone in my insomnia therapy

09-10-2006, 07:31:22
"I want to watch pornographic content on the Internet all the time although I don't masturbate. I know inside myself that this habit is not a positive one because it is taking the time that I could use to do something more ..."

like reading Penthouse

09-10-2006, 07:31:29
I thought the problem was that one's wrist hurt after a bit ?!?

09-10-2006, 07:34:15
Eyeballs, it is the eyeballs and not the wrists..


09-10-2006, 07:35:18
Try shooting at the wall

09-10-2006, 07:43:14
no, they start acheing at a point..


09-10-2006, 07:49:41
trying to stop men to masturbate with massive arguments like "you could use your time better" has to be the best definition of fighting a loosing battle since the French chivalery confidently charged at Azincourt

09-10-2006, 07:52:20
shit, took me a few good minutes thinking "look, Ming has come back posting on CG"

Resource Consumer
09-10-2006, 12:59:38
"Who Was This Amazing Course Designed For? "

Bunch of wankers, I guess.

09-10-2006, 13:09:40
simple, yet effective

"Video for wankers" indeed

10-10-2006, 05:57:58
masturbation is enjoying my life to the fullest. I have nothing else in my empty life. Without masturbation I might as well kill myself. If my hands were ever severed, I'd have no choice but to kill myself. But how can I kill myself with no hands? I could jump off a tall building, but how would I push the elevator button? The horror, the horror.

10-10-2006, 05:58:52
also I heard if you don't get erections often enough, your penis gets smaller. Why take the chance?

10-10-2006, 08:59:15
Do you have no rail track near where you live ? I hear the drivers are trained to expect a couple during the course of their careers.

10-10-2006, 09:26:37
I forgot about trains. Good things they are still around. But I'd have to walk far to get out of the city (the trains travel too slow within the city), since I can't drive. Or maybe take a cab.

But if I lose my hands in due to negligance on some rich person or company's part, I can sue for millions. then I could just hire a prostitute to jerk me off full time. Although if I'm going that route, I'd hire her to do more than that. Many things to contemplate. It's good to know I have options though.

Greg W
10-10-2006, 10:00:13
Press the button for the elevator with your nose. Problem solved! :beer:

10-10-2006, 11:15:07
Or press it with your neglected erect penis that is drivingin you to die.

10-10-2006, 12:04:20
looks like kitty's posting drunk again

10-10-2006, 12:07:15
I think she might be talking about her own penis.

10-10-2006, 13:04:50
in that case, i need a drink myself