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Skanky Burns
07-10-2006, 13:09:10
It was a long and arduous birth, but to cut a long story short Elyce was born yesterday, 14 hours after labour started, with the help of suction. I've told her next time she is born, to face the right way. She is 54 cm long and 4.42 kg (9 pound 7 or 9 pound 12). Both mum and bubs are healthy, although bubs is likely to have a headache still.





Greg W
07-10-2006, 13:38:12
Congrats, mate. :beer:

07-10-2006, 13:46:47
fantastic news.

Skanky Burns
07-10-2006, 13:47:38
Thankyou :)

And no, she doesn't quite have more hair than me. Yet.

07-10-2006, 13:48:50
Excellent, congratulations!

07-10-2006, 13:50:03
she's gorgeous, soo fantastic well done to you both and big huggles to your GF

:heart: :beer: :bounce:

07-10-2006, 15:53:04
Aww, so cute!! And you picked a lovely name for her too, I hope you don't have too many sleepless nights with her, all the best :) :beer:

07-10-2006, 16:03:35

Savour wetting the babies head - you won't be drinking much after that!

When Ben was born they had to use the fontuse(sp?) too - he wasn't happy for a few hours after!

07-10-2006, 16:11:17
Oooo cute

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
07-10-2006, 17:29:38
Why is Nicholas Cage holding the baby?

07-10-2006, 18:37:26

07-10-2006, 20:48:47
Cool, man.

08-10-2006, 08:35:13

Awesome! Congratulations mate!

Very cute baby. She must get that from her mother. ;)

08-10-2006, 11:08:32
Congrats. Best of luck with the sleep loss :)

09-10-2006, 02:47:02
congratulations!! she looks adorable! abeit, in the third picture she does not appear pleased to have a camera shoved in her face.

09-10-2006, 08:31:54

09-10-2006, 08:43:05

09-10-2006, 08:53:30

Congrats old bean. Ignore the sleepless night comments. It don't always work out like that, aint that right baby shag? :D

09-10-2006, 13:18:58
grats dude! :beer:

09-10-2006, 13:25:23
Congratulations and long life and happiness to your beloved daughter!

09-10-2006, 13:30:03
Congrats. I have a picture of my son being held by a friend that is amazingly similar to the second one you posted. I'll see if I can dig it up.

09-10-2006, 13:39:32
That's because all babies look EXACTLY THE SAME

09-10-2006, 13:46:19
I have the cutes picture of my son, almost 6 months old now. Luckily for you I don't know how to put them on the internets.

09-10-2006, 13:53:45
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
That's because all babies look EXACTLY THE SAME

Except for mine, which is cuter than all the rest.

09-10-2006, 14:00:11
Once they get older and start smarting off they aren't so cute.
For instance, my youngest has a head that resembles a pumpkin on a toothpick. When he falls on his back it takes him extra long to get up. FACT!
And both of their ears kind of stick out in the back.

09-10-2006, 14:07:19
See? The one on the right is the "normal" one. The one on the left, unfortunately, is more susceptible to the earth's gravitational pull. He's always being pulled over by his giant melon.

09-10-2006, 14:15:43
The one on the right is wearing his anti gravity hat, with tinfoil inside.

09-10-2006, 14:20:01
Yes...the smug expression is a by product of the alien comedy show he is picking up.

09-10-2006, 14:24:26
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
That's because all babies look EXACTLY THE SAME

Forget the looks. Nothing beats when the parents all talk about how smart their kid is. Look at little Johnny, he can press a button on the remote control and change the fucking channel and fuck up my DVR recording. Fuck you Johnny.

Johnny ain't smart, he's stupid. A monkey can press buttons on a remote control and a dog can be trained a lot faster than a kid can be taught.

09-10-2006, 14:33:37
Yeah, but a child can articulate it's agony a lot more entertainingly when you put Tabasco on his tongue for calling you a "poop" or saying "I poop you".

09-10-2006, 14:38:21
So you are punishing him for using ineffective inoffensive swear words?

Don't say poop say shit you little bastard!

09-10-2006, 14:47:25
Originally posted by BigGameHunter
Yeah, but a child can articulate it's agony a lot more entertainingly when you put Tabasco on his tongue for calling you a "poop" or saying "I poop you". :lol: :lol: :lol:

you did NOT do that.

09-10-2006, 14:51:10
Hell no!

But the wife did, and as she's stuck with the little monsters most of the time I keep my mouth shut and back slowly into the garage when we go to DefCon 5 around here.

09-10-2006, 14:54:11
Defcon 5 is the lowest alert level. Defcon 1 is the highest. Meaning a state of nuclear war exists.

10-10-2006, 02:41:21
I don't know what a childless, sperm filled Wargames nerd like you does, but in married with children land, one goes to the bunker at the FIRST sign of danger.

10-10-2006, 02:55:10
So that would still be DEFCON 4. DEFCON 5 is peace time.

10-10-2006, 03:39:13
Ok...whatever. I'm just going to admit I was confused. God knows I'm not about to get in a prevarication contest with the Prince of Lies himself.

10-10-2006, 04:04:10
Damn right you're not. You minivan driving sissy.

10-10-2006, 12:59:21
is that Rachel's hat on BGH's boy?

My niece has a giant melon - she actually had to have baby physical therapy to learn to hold it up straight... and wear a little helmet to reshape her head so it didn't look lopsided.

Her dad had the same head - no therapy, no helmet - and he looks fine, but today's kid gets PT and a "special" helmet. They treat babies like little babies nowadays.

10-10-2006, 13:05:35

Belated Congrats, Skanky!

10-10-2006, 13:23:51
:nervous: forgot the important part