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Oerdin
07-10-2006, 02:11:07
I spent $20 on a fancy bird feeder with solar powered lights which light up at night (I guess I thought it could be a bird feeder by day and light up a dark corner of my backyard at night) and $10 on "extra fancy bird seed" but I have not seen a single bird use it yet. It's been two months and not one fucking bird has bothered to eat out of my bird feeder.

I should have spent the $30 on a pelt gun to shoot the litle bastards.

Koshko
07-10-2006, 02:53:31
I imagine it takes much lube.

Greg W
07-10-2006, 02:56:50
Wouldn't it be ironic if it was the solar powered cells and the night light that was putting the birds off? :cute:

Chris
07-10-2006, 03:38:06
Ha-hah

http://spinn.svt.se/images/s3-simp-muntz.gif

notyoueither
07-10-2006, 06:56:17
Emissions conttrols are a few years too late?

MoSe
09-10-2006, 07:24:02
bird feeder?
are you sure it's not designed for a different kind of bird?
check if it has an ACME brand stamped somewhere
:D

shagnasty
09-10-2006, 08:11:03
How close is it to your housey/box/crate/shed type thing?

BigGameHunter
09-10-2006, 14:18:59
They're holding out for live grubs.

Venom
09-10-2006, 14:26:21
I just saw a hawk feeding on a bady blue bird outside of the office on top of a light in the parking lot. How do I know it was a baby bluebird? Because the other bluebirds were dive bombing the hawk while it was feasting on their young. That hawk didn't give a shit either. It just sat there munching away.

Moral of the story, live food works best.

BigGameHunter
09-10-2006, 14:32:08
I'm very glad to hear that. For two years now we've had little harmless sparrows nesting in a bird house that hangs from our eave out front.
Both years we have watched with natural joy as the parents industriously build their nest, lay their eggs and care lovingly for their hatchlings.
Then a nasty motherfucking Blue Jay attacks the birdhouse, pulls the chicks out one by one and flies off to a nearby tree and FUCKING EATS THEM!!!
In front of my kids! WTF is that?
I didn't realize that Jays are the Gypsy Jokers of the bird world. Nice to see that the worm has turned.

Venom
09-10-2006, 14:34:44
Nature isn't for children.

Oerdin
09-10-2006, 17:01:18
Originally posted by shagnasty
How close is it to your housey/box/crate/shed type thing?

About 3-3.5 feet. I hung it off of one of the eaves.

Greg W
10-10-2006, 00:56:52
That's some large eaves you got there. :eek:

Oerdin
10-10-2006, 04:08:25
Ok, maybe 2 to 2.5 feet. I was just guessing.

Diss
10-10-2006, 05:48:19
did you actually put the bird food in the feeder? :)

Perhaps birds in your neighborhood aren't snooty, just get the regular bird feed. Or just put bread out there I guess. What do I know about birds.

The Mad Monk
10-10-2006, 06:19:45
Originally posted by BigGameHunter
I'm very glad to hear that. For two years now we've had little harmless sparrows nesting in a bird house that hangs from our eave out front.
Both years we have watched with natural joy as the parents industriously build their nest, lay their eggs and care lovingly for their hatchlings.
Then a nasty motherfucking Blue Jay attacks the birdhouse, pulls the chicks out one by one and flies off to a nearby tree and FUCKING EATS THEM!!!
In front of my kids! WTF is that?
I didn't realize that Jays are the Gypsy Jokers of the bird world. Nice to see that the worm has turned.

Bluebirds and Blue Jays are two very different things.

King_Ghidra
10-10-2006, 08:09:23
blue whales are also different to both

Diss
10-10-2006, 09:27:36
and is it possible to fuck a bird? seems like you'd have to have a real tiny penis.

Greg W
10-10-2006, 09:46:44
Or grab a pelican or something. Brings a new meaning to "The Pelican Brief".

MOBIUS
10-10-2006, 09:49:31
Aren't Pelicans in your neck of the woods when one person pukes into the mouth of another - or is that the Kiwis?:)

MOBIUS
10-10-2006, 09:50:24
No thread about fucking birds would be complete without a pair of boobies!:bounce:

http://www.ecs.soton.ac.uk/~km/pics/kirk/boobies.jpg

Greg W
10-10-2006, 09:50:36
I've never heard of that term (Pelican) before. :vom: :o

And nothing like a good boobie fuck every now and then. :beer:

MOBIUS
10-10-2006, 09:51:14
Must be from Kiwiland then...

Greg W
10-10-2006, 09:56:08
Well, some interesting definitions (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pelican) come up on Urban Dictionary! :nervous:

Greg W
10-10-2006, 09:57:51
Oh, and nothing like a pair of tits in your hands.

http://orientalbirdimages.org/images/data/parus-nuchalis-jt.jpg

MOBIUS
10-10-2006, 10:00:59
Originally posted by Greg W
Well, some interesting definitions (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pelican) come up on Urban Dictionary! :nervous:

No. 8!:eek:

Greg W
10-10-2006, 10:02:17
Yes, I noticed. :eek:

Greg W
10-10-2006, 10:03:30
This is also a bit of a laugh (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=keith).

MOBIUS
10-10-2006, 10:04:56
Originally posted by Greg W
This is also a bit of a laugh (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=keith).

Well, we are all gay twats after all...:cute:

MDA
10-10-2006, 12:52:02
Originally posted by Venom
I just saw a hawk feeding on a bady blue bird outside of the office on top of a light in the parking lot. How do I know it was a baby bluebird? Because the other bluebirds were dive bombing the hawk while it was feasting on their young. That hawk didn't give a shit either. It just sat there munching away.

Moral of the story, live food works best.

probably barn swallows


hehe

MDA
10-10-2006, 12:52:35
whoa, Mobius just caused me to have an out-of-avatar experience

shagnasty
10-10-2006, 15:36:02
Originally posted by Oerdin
Ok, maybe 2 to 2.5 feet. I was just guessing.

I'm thinking that might be a bit to close. Are the little birdies able to see you from the feeder?

The Mad Monk
10-10-2006, 20:30:04
Originally posted by MDA
whoa, Mobius just caused me to have an out-of-avatar experience

Join the club. (http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=36155)

Cruddy
11-10-2006, 06:28:03
What's probably happened is that local pollution has killed off all the local wildlife.

If not... you are still months past nesting season. Usually happens Feb-May. The little bastards are too busy migrating right now to think of moving in to your box.

Next year they'll be grateful.

Your cat will be as well.

MDA
11-10-2006, 10:58:18
think he's got a feeder, not a house

Immoral Wombat
11-10-2006, 11:13:10
I'd love to - where do I sign up?

miester gandartak
15-10-2006, 14:26:39
The birdies are smartje.

Oerdin
15-10-2006, 14:30:28
I just saw two birds eatting out of my bird feeder. It seems they have finally accepted it.

Greg W
16-10-2006, 23:43:00
And did you shoot them? This is just an excuse to get target practice isn't it?

Sir Penguin
17-10-2006, 03:21:12
Originally posted by Oerdin
I just saw two birds eatting out of my bird feeder. It seems they have finally accepted it.
So you've got them eating out, but you're still not fucking them?

SP