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Spec
05-10-2006, 00:18:36
Where's the SUPERCITIZEN!?

Just waiting to see you invade the place.

Spec.

SuperCitizen
05-10-2006, 01:20:33
I'm right here. You all have been warned.

notyoueither
05-10-2006, 01:49:25
Pekka sucks nuts in the sauna!

Oerdin
05-10-2006, 01:51:52
This thread gets five qwigglies.

notyoueither
05-10-2006, 01:53:11
What are qwigglies?

Oerdin
05-10-2006, 02:00:39
They are the new and improved version of those other things which start with q.

Cruddy
05-10-2006, 05:36:15
Quims?

Hi Pekka. Long time no talk.

JM^3
05-10-2006, 05:55:12
Qweegles

JM

Koshko
05-10-2006, 06:06:01
Queer

SuperCitizen
05-10-2006, 10:11:14
Give me some time. I'm busy now so I will implement my strategy soon.

mr_G
05-10-2006, 10:12:18
hello mistertje
who are you?

do you play racketball wizza racket?

Funko
05-10-2006, 10:35:14
I thought we were a Finn free zone. :(

Mr. Bas
05-10-2006, 10:37:20
We managed to get rid of Stefu it seems, so getting rid of Pekka should be doable as well.

Colon
05-10-2006, 10:42:02
First the Fins go, then the Dutch.

Funko
05-10-2006, 10:48:16
Spec and Pekka didn't last long did they.

mr_G
05-10-2006, 10:48:29
ik fin vannie

Venom
05-10-2006, 11:47:50
We've been warned...:lol:

MOBIUS
05-10-2006, 11:57:54
Originally posted by SuperCitizen
Give me some time. I'm busy now so I will implement my strategy soon.

He's desperately trawling Google Images:bouncmsk:

Lurker
05-10-2006, 16:13:46
Nothing wrong with that as long as the filter is set properly, i.e. off.

SuperCitizen
05-10-2006, 18:02:12
Oh is that what you think I'll do to demonstrate how you have mistreated my identity in here?

Posting pictures of homos? That's not even the beginning of the horror you will endure until I'm finished.

Venom
05-10-2006, 18:03:26
He's right. We've seen pictures of Asher already.

Japher
05-10-2006, 18:10:55
please no!

Lurker
05-10-2006, 18:20:30
The pics of Asher by himself weren't so bad, but the ones with Venom give nightmares.

Oerdin
05-10-2006, 19:54:28
The picture was entitled "Pinky and the ball of love".

self biased
06-10-2006, 00:24:03
god. now we have fifteen fucking mindless threads a day to look foreward to. and i'm aware of the statement i just made. i don't know if it's any self-lampooning on pekka's behalf, but there's a reason i avoid his threads like the fucking plague at that other site. god help us all.

Chris
06-10-2006, 00:54:27
Somehow I fear no Pekkahead.

We have anti-Fin protection in the form of Laz.

And our normal infiffernece will also help.

Greg W
06-10-2006, 05:59:26
Originally posted by Chris
And our normal infiffernece will also help.:lol:

Funko
06-10-2006, 08:16:54
Originally posted by self biased
god. now we have fifteen fucking mindless threads a day to look foreward to.

:beer: :beer:

MOBIUS
06-10-2006, 08:53:38
Originally posted by SuperCitizen
Oh is that what you think I'll do to demonstrate how you have mistreated my identity in here?

Posting pictures of homos? That's not even the beginning of the horror you will endure until I'm finished.

Well don't try Goats - it's been done before...:sleep:

Mr. Bas
06-10-2006, 09:58:36
Surely his threads can't be more mindless than the usual load of crap that is posted here?

SuperCitizen
06-10-2006, 11:20:12
self biased, the problem with the 15 threads is not that they would be quite useless, the problem is that people such as yourself would go on about and lick the truckdriver's sweaty and unwashed balls as for a token for a bag of nachos they have you instead of a ride, because they wanted full action, not some ball licking. But that's what you do, ball licking, for a bag of nachos. Then you say, NOooo.. I'm not a slut. I didn't take it in the ass. Well.. for us normal people, there's not much difference. I mean with that you'd have at least gotten the ride where you needed to go, but you wanted nachos that bad? THe only thing this proves it that self biased loves the cock.

Funko
06-10-2006, 11:30:14
Mmmmm nachos

Colon
06-10-2006, 11:34:25
What do nachos look like? I'm wondering if I've ever eaten it.

King_Ghidra
06-10-2006, 11:38:46
should we take that post to mean you can't operate google image search

Colon
06-10-2006, 11:39:55
My religion forbids me to google at this hour of the day.

SuperCitizen
06-10-2006, 11:49:47
No, this means that I'm still busy. I know when I launch my defense against these attacks, I will have to stand by and defend the secondary waves. So I'm not just posting my defense and then leave, I have to stay .. so that would most likely happen.. in few days or so.

It's OK though, as long as we remember that self biased loves truckdriver's balls.

mr_G
06-10-2006, 11:50:08
Originally posted by SuperCitizen
self biased, the problem with the 15 threads is not that they would be quite useless, the problem is that people such as yourself would go on about and lick the truckdriver's sweaty and unwashed balls as for a token for a bag of nachos they have you instead of a ride, because they wanted full action, not some ball licking. But that's what you do, ball licking, for a bag of nachos. Then you say, NOooo.. I'm not a slut. I didn't take it in the ass. Well.. for us normal people, there's not much difference. I mean with that you'd have at least gotten the ride where you needed to go, but you wanted nachos that bad? THe only thing this proves it that self biased loves the cock.
doooooooooooooooo
di
doooooooooooooooo

King_Ghidra
06-10-2006, 11:54:43
ah right so superictizen is a spambot

how...passe

Cruddy
06-10-2006, 14:38:20
Be nice to SC or I'll start posting Tom of Finland pictures.

Even us spambots have feelings you know.

Funko
06-10-2006, 14:40:25
Why should spambots get less abuse than anyone else? I demand equality for all posters, say no to affirmitive action for spambots!

Oerdin
06-10-2006, 14:46:47
Originally posted by Colon
What do nachos look like? I'm wondering if I've ever eaten it.

NACHO!

http://www.filmweb.no/bilder/multimedia/archive/00098/Nacho_Libre_98955c.jpg

Funko
06-10-2006, 14:47:18
They look like a red x.

Oerdin
06-10-2006, 14:48:46
Look again.

Funko
06-10-2006, 14:49:13
You editing bastard! :p

Funko
06-10-2006, 14:49:34
It will be interesting to see if Colon's ever eaten him.

Cruddy
06-10-2006, 14:53:17
http://www.tomoffinlandfoundation.org/foundation/EAG/09/027-001.jpg

You asked for it, you got it.

Venom
06-10-2006, 15:03:38
Where did you get my picture?

Funko
06-10-2006, 15:04:27
That's you? Could you be any less heterosexual?

maroule
06-10-2006, 15:07:03
he's got bigger tits than my wife

Venom
06-10-2006, 15:07:31
Originally posted by Funko
That's you? Could you be any less heterosexual?

I could be you.

Funko
06-10-2006, 15:07:49
Answer the question.

Venom
06-10-2006, 15:09:30
When talking completely not heterosexual, you are the answer.

Funko
06-10-2006, 15:10:43
That post is going to totally confuse Drekkus. :lol:

Lazarus and the Gimp
06-10-2006, 16:34:54
Originally posted by Chris

We have anti-Fin protection in the form of Laz.




And that worked sooooooo well on Poly, didn't it?

Drekkus
06-10-2006, 19:31:43
Originally posted by Funko
That post is going to totally confuse Drekkus. :lol: yes

Chris
06-10-2006, 20:25:43
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
And that worked sooooooo well on Poly, didn't it? It worked for me, since I don't go to poly.

self biased
08-10-2006, 03:29:13
tasty triangular snack food aside, i cannot be held responsible for an individual's perception if they can't tell the difference between something said for the sake of entertainment and that i had said so. there's also the fact that i'm married now. i think that should be some kind of testament to my time with the project.

Cruddy
08-10-2006, 03:58:02
Originally posted by Venom
Where did you get my picture?

It was easy. I just googled "retarded fuckwit with no life" and up it popped.

Chris
08-10-2006, 04:32:15
Your picture or his?

Lazarus and the Gimp
08-10-2006, 08:05:05
His penis.

Tizzy
09-10-2006, 08:38:38
I've been wanting to post pictures of manhole covers since this thread was started but I'm too scared to Google at work just in case....

Chris
09-10-2006, 08:52:51
Wuss

shagnasty
09-10-2006, 09:01:04
woohoo. sexysexy.

Venom
09-10-2006, 11:49:38
Originally posted by Cruddy
It was easy. I just googled "retarded fuckwit with no life" and up it popped.

Awww, you were searching for friends.

Chris
10-10-2006, 00:50:54
Or life mates.

SuperCitizen
10-10-2006, 18:15:59
I will begin soon. I had a good free weekend off. Did some drinking and even some kissing. No penetrative sex though.

You will get your manholes soon. And in the meanwhile, get your act together!

mr_G
10-10-2006, 18:27:21
tralalalalalalalalala is a great song

Venom
10-10-2006, 18:40:56
Ok. So tralalalalala is what we open our act with. No Unholy covers in any part of the show. Next, after tralalalalalala we have some dwarf tossing. Whoever throws Mr G the farthest gets to kick him in the nuts with a steel toed boot. Everyone else just uses their bare foot. Then, we bring the German stand up comedian, and to finish the show off maroule reads all of Darkstar's greatest posts while being backed up by the school of the deaf's orchestra playing the 1812 Overture.

mr_G
10-10-2006, 18:51:15
hey Venom.
do not fotget the dr. Vernon's brilliantly brilliant advices
do not forget
nonono
do not

Venom
10-10-2006, 20:25:19
Dr Vernon will be in the audience attending to any patrons that attempt to die of shock from the awesomeness.

SuperCitizen
10-10-2006, 20:47:34
OK I'll start with the lite version.

Here be example of manholes, excuse me, chearleeder practice..

http://www.markallencam.com/ustorturehumanpyramid.jpg

and here's something more graphic. Tomorrow, I'll be back to bring my true attack.

edited: took away the new goatse of bottle in someones ass. I figure I'd first check the family values and policy of this screwed up forum. I shall continue soon.

mr_G
10-10-2006, 21:29:10
wooohoooooooo he said screwed up forum
wooohoooooooo he said true attack

SuperCitizen
10-10-2006, 23:26:42
I only speak the truth. I can not tell a lie, because it becomes the truth. And this is a FACT.

Venom
11-10-2006, 01:12:03
That's a terrible pyramid. No effort. No spirit. What's the team going to think?

Cruddy
11-10-2006, 06:23:48
But to build really good pyramids, you need a captive race of Jews and several plagues.

Greg W
12-10-2006, 09:56:39
Originally posted by Tizzy
I've been wanting to post pictures of manhole covers since this thread was started but I'm too scared to Google at work just in case.... Manhole covers make baby jesus cry.
http://elastico.net/archives/babyjesus%20buttplug.GIF

Chris
12-10-2006, 12:48:30
Originally posted by Venom
Ok. So tralalalalala is what we open our act with. No Unholy covers in any part of the show. Next, after tralalalalalala we have some dwarf tossing. Whoever throws Mr G the farthest gets to kick him in the nuts with a steel toed boot. Everyone else just uses their bare foot. Then, we bring the German stand up comedian, and to finish the show off maroule reads all of Darkstar's greatest posts while being backed up by the school of the deaf's orchestra playing the 1812 Overture. I'd actually want to see that.

SuperCitizen
12-10-2006, 13:02:58
You want to see manholes and that's why you are in this thread.

What is the policy of this place? Is goatse acceptable? I'm not going to post it, but maybe something of the same level, yes.

Chris
12-10-2006, 13:11:16
You seem to think any of us care what you do or say.

You will find we couldn't care less if your heart explodes and you die right now.

In fact, I'd like to see that too, good entertainment for 30 seconds or so.

MOBIUS
12-10-2006, 13:45:21
Yeah, make sure you YouTube it as your last dying action...:bounce:

JM^3
12-10-2006, 15:29:30
Pekka, what is your fascination with manholes?

I mean, first sausage parties in saunas, then not being able to get it up when an incredibly hot girl came on to you, then telling Che he could have your ass, now your incredible interest in manholes.. is there something you would like to tell us? A place you would like to leave?

JM

SuperCitizen
12-10-2006, 15:46:55
CHris, if you didn't care, you wouldn't post here. BUt you do.

I bet you wouldn't care if I died, however I just don't care if you live or not. Makes no difference to me. I wouldn't even care if the assholeslashers would rip your anus after you die and make straps for swings for kids to play in and hang on to. This would be the biggest service to mankind you'd ever do. That is how useless you are.

To the point of me thinking 'F**K why am I even bothering so... I stop.

SuperCitizen
12-10-2006, 15:48:23
JM, spec asked for manholes so I'm here to give you those manholes. I'm just not sure if I'm able to post goatse-level manholes or not.

JM^3
12-10-2006, 16:08:57
Well, you registered:

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JM

Venom
12-10-2006, 16:10:21
Pekkahead is more like it.

SuperCitizen
12-10-2006, 16:59:21
Well I see that many of you have already broken the rules attacking me.

Well, maybe if you weren't so busy sucking each other schlongs, you would ... do something else instead.

Venom
12-10-2006, 17:20:21
Broken the rules? Is the Management trying to do something for once under the veil of an AE? Well played Nav, but you can't fool me.

JM^3
12-10-2006, 17:50:06
Originally posted by SuperCitizen
Well I see that many of you have already broken the rules attacking me.

Well, maybe if you weren't so busy sucking each other schlongs, you would ... do something else instead.

The only one I have ever seen really cause admining in this one " anything that will get Counterglow Forums kicked off the server "

JM

Chris
12-10-2006, 18:13:05
Originally posted by SuperCitizen
CHris, if you didn't care, you wouldn't post here. BUt you do.

I bet you wouldn't care if I died, however I just don't care if you live or not. Makes no difference to me. I wouldn't even care if the assholeslashers would rip your anus after you die and make straps for swings for kids to play in and hang on to. This would be the biggest service to mankind you'd ever do. That is how useless you are.

To the point of me thinking 'F**K why am I even bothering so... I stop. Like many of the poly morons that drift in here you think a few cuss words will 'shock' us.

Sorry boyo, none of us are shocked by anything you say or do, and no, we really don't care.

But you can do us a favor and record that heart explosion of yours, nothing like seeing worthless people drop dead.

Or not, as if it matters.

Colon
12-10-2006, 18:47:46
Cussing in fact is mandatory. Bitch.

Chris
12-10-2006, 19:01:18
Nobody take Belgians seriously.

Venom
12-10-2006, 19:01:37
Or as the great Venom once said, "Bitches."

Chris
12-10-2006, 19:02:47
That avatar defintely lessens your edge.

Colon
12-10-2006, 19:11:03
Originally posted by Chris
Nobody take Belgians seriously.

That's what we want. It makes us more dangerous.

Chris
12-10-2006, 19:18:38
Only to Austin Powers.

Venom
12-10-2006, 19:48:55
Originally posted by Chris
That avatar defintely lessens your edge.

Pimpin' ain't easy.

Chris
12-10-2006, 19:50:59
It appears to be to the kid in the avatar.

Venom
12-10-2006, 19:54:18
Oh no. It's fun, but it's not easy. Like wanking with giant rubber gloves covered in ky jelly.

Chris
12-10-2006, 19:56:07
I wouldn't let on that I knew what that was like if I were you.

SuperCitizen
12-10-2006, 20:16:48
I said only one cuss word and bleeped it out myself. So quite obviously you are a person suffering from severe retardation.

Then again, your homosexual avatar suggest that you are the pitcher you sound like.

You say you don't care, yet you post in this thread more than anyone else, possibly excluding me. What does that tell you? Not only are you a pitcher, you're also a lying little homo.

What? Are you trying to play tough? That goes well, it is the internet, come on, you can feel like a real man for once in your nerdy life. Please, let your testosterone fly wildly.

Caligastia
12-10-2006, 20:18:54
Cbeast :shoot:

Venom
12-10-2006, 21:11:01
Don't call him gay, he's got a Bas Ruten avatar! He's a real tough guy and any Bas Ruten avatar will come to life and kill you. For real.

Drekkus
12-10-2006, 21:23:44
Mr Bas Ruten?

SuperCitizen
12-10-2006, 21:37:11
It's Rutten, not Ruten. And yes, Bas would KILL Norris any single day.

Winning is not a sometime thing; it's an all the time thing for me. You don't win once in a while; you don't do things right once in a while; you do them right all the time. Winning is a habit. Unfortunately for you, so is losing.

I'm not trying to talk tough. I don't have to, it's retarded. However, I do say that Chris is doing little bang bang on another man's anus. Prolly not a man but a boy.

Cruddy
12-10-2006, 23:16:19
To those unfamiliar with Bas Rutten and his Dutch fighting mentality;-

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=101561901291171635

EDIT: Bangabang. Dangadangboom. Stab-him-in-the-liver...

SuperCitizen
13-10-2006, 00:32:45
haha that's a good one... Too bad he left the Pride commentating job.. he and Stephen Quadros were the best commentating team in the history of sports, at least fighting.

SuperCitizen
13-10-2006, 00:40:59
And something that fits the whole manhole theme...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5016996822071193228&q=bas+rutten

fp
13-10-2006, 06:07:35
Who are you?

Chris
13-10-2006, 06:25:27
Originally posted by SuperCitizen
I said only one cuss word and bleeped it out myself. So quite obviously you are a person suffering from severe retardation.

Then again, your homosexual avatar suggest that you are the pitcher you sound like.

You say you don't care, yet you post in this thread more than anyone else, possibly excluding me. What does that tell you? Not only are you a pitcher, you're also a lying little homo.

What? Are you trying to play tough? That goes well, it is the internet, come on, you can feel like a real man for once in your nerdy life. Please, let your testosterone fly wildly. HA HA HA, ooohh, he called me gay!

What are youy, 8 years old? :coolgrin:

Go back to poly sonny.:clueless:

Chris
13-10-2006, 06:28:50
Originally posted by SuperCitizen
It's Rutten, not Ruten. And yes, Bas would KILL Norris any single day.

Winning is not a sometime thing; it's an all the time thing for me. You don't win once in a while; you don't do things right once in a while; you do them right all the time. Winning is a habit. Unfortunately for you, so is losing.

I'm not trying to talk tough. I don't have to, it's retarded. However, I do say that Chris is doing little bang bang on another man's anus. Prolly not a man but a boy. You know you want it from me baby, come over here and bend over.

Drekkus
13-10-2006, 09:18:04
Originally posted by Cruddy
To those unfamiliar with Bas Rutten and his Dutch fighting mentality;-

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=101561901291171635

EDIT: Bangabang. Dangadangboom. Stab-him-in-the-liver... He's dutch??? Never heard of the guy.

mr_G
13-10-2006, 09:22:11
Is he ome willem's little nephew?

SuperCitizen
13-10-2006, 11:57:04
Drekkus, yeah he's dutch.. lives in LA now. He's one of the most famous Dutch people in the world. Tried some acting, but wasn't very succesful because well.. uh oh.

But he is a good fighter, commentator and all around personality in the fighting scene.