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Cruddy
04-10-2006, 19:06:07
Why does every single salad, burger, kebab, EVERYTHING with cold vegetables...

... have lettuce in it? What is the point of lettuce? It has no flavour, little texture, and appears to serve the same function as polystyrene - it's there to fill in the gaps.

Japher
04-10-2006, 19:07:51
it's crunchy!

Cruddy
04-10-2006, 19:10:20
It is NOT crunchy.

Bones are crunchy. Gravel is cruncy. Broken glass is crunchy.

Lettuce' in comparison is an impotent penis.

Oerdin
04-10-2006, 19:16:51
The lettuce is bulky and dirt cheap. Thus it gets added in.