View Full Version : Whats the suitable punishment

02-10-2006, 17:00:45
for a kid who stuck the middle bit of a biro down a gas tap and then snapped it off so it wouldnt turn off.

I was gunning for crucifiction but apparently thats no longer allowed :(

02-10-2006, 17:04:45
Lock him in there with some cigarettes and a lighter. If he's half as dumb as he sounds nature will take its course quite quickly.

02-10-2006, 17:18:14
One meal of cold raw vegetables.

"Look, I'd love to cook you a meal but some clueless fuckwit took out the gas tap".

The Mad Monk
02-10-2006, 17:42:07
I should probably know this, but, what's a biro?

02-10-2006, 17:53:25
a ballpoint pen


02-10-2006, 17:58:28
whatever Venom suggests

The Mad Monk
02-10-2006, 18:16:17
I take it that it's a lab class?

Have him plug the nozzle with his finger until maintenance can come by and fix it.

With any luck, he'll get a gas embollism and stroke out, and you won't have to worry about him goofing around in lab anymore.

03-10-2006, 08:09:05
i agree with Japher.

03-10-2006, 08:13:16
Originally posted by Beta1
I was gunning for crucifiction

You were going to make him write stories about crosses?

03-10-2006, 08:13:48

03-10-2006, 10:00:00
:lol: KG has read that Scabby thread once to often.