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Cruddy
02-10-2006, 06:37:41
High temps, constantly streaming nose and ears, no cough but constant sneezing.

WTF? My doc is baffled, anti-bs have no effect and if I keep sneezing like this I'm going to collapse both lungs.

Nice knowing you.

Oerdin
02-10-2006, 06:50:30
May I have your watch when you are dead?

MattHiggs
02-10-2006, 07:37:36
I've just caught bloody measels!

mr_G
02-10-2006, 09:06:22
one flu over the cuckoo's nest?

HelloKitty
02-10-2006, 14:42:15
Originally posted by Cruddy
High temps, constantly streaming nose and ears, no cough but constant sneezing.

WTF? My doc is baffled, anti-bs have no effect and if I keep sneezing like this I'm going to collapse both lungs.

Nice knowing you.

Your doc is baffled by the fact that antibiotics do nothing against a virus?

Maybe you should go in to a real doctor rather than a guy with a van outside the Steak and Shake.

Cruddy
02-10-2006, 16:07:37
Don't be ridiculous - he's baffled because I haven't died yet.

Oerdin, the watch is yours. It's a fake anyway.

Oerdin
02-10-2006, 18:49:19
SCORE!

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
02-10-2006, 21:10:58
Originally posted by MattHiggs
I've just caught bloody measels!

Sounds messy

King_Ghidra
03-10-2006, 08:05:10
my gf has been immobilised by a heavy cold. i'm doing my best to stay the fuck away from her and anything she has touched, snotted on or looked at

Fistandantilus
03-10-2006, 08:43:50
And you're failing miserably, aren't you?

King_Ghidra
03-10-2006, 10:02:50
I still have Vitamin C to defend me

mr_G
03-10-2006, 10:08:38
eat some urinal cubes, bet you don't get the flu then

King_Ghidra
03-10-2006, 11:58:33
and my urine will be lovely and clean