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29-09-2006, 13:36:46
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/09/cruiseandholmes_468x914.jpg

Funko
29-09-2006, 13:37:47
"Oh, you're wearing your heels. Great"

King_Ghidra
29-09-2006, 13:38:47
:D

Funko
29-09-2006, 13:39:26
I thought that was going to be a challenge! :nervous:

King_Ghidra
29-09-2006, 13:40:04
i'll strike when you least expect it, and when you are least able to defend yourself

Venom
29-09-2006, 13:52:07
He used to not let Nicole Kidman wear heels because he was so self conscious about his height. Tom Cruise that is, not Mr G.

King_Ghidra
29-09-2006, 13:56:44
Nicole kidman was much taller than katie holmes though anyway. You'd think he'd pursue shorter women.

Venom
29-09-2006, 13:57:25
Shorter than him, and he'd be a midget fucker.

Funko
29-09-2006, 14:01:17
MrG is single.

Funko
29-09-2006, 14:01:57
Maybe he's just really far away.

Drekkus
29-09-2006, 14:11:44
She's floating away!!!

maroule
29-09-2006, 14:36:58
He is, above all, gay and afraid his middle america fan base find out

His secret is well guarded by scientology, let's hope for him they'll be more apt than with John Travolta

Venom
29-09-2006, 15:04:30
Oh you gossip hound!

Provost Harrison
29-09-2006, 15:10:24
So how tall is MrG exactly? I could well, actually, be shorter than he is ;)

fp
29-09-2006, 16:59:47
She has minging kneecaps.

Oerdin
29-09-2006, 23:51:12
What about Ming's knee caps?

mr_G
30-09-2006, 07:51:54
Originally posted by Venom
He used to not let Nicole Kidman wear heels because he was so self conscious about his height. Tom Cruise that is, not Mr G. :lol: