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Oerdin
28-09-2006, 21:51:11
Your momma is so fat she is fatter then Venom.

Caligastia
28-09-2006, 21:53:27
Your momma is so fat she shows up on radar.

Oerdin
28-09-2006, 21:58:49
Your momma is so fat her high school picture was an aeral photo.

JM^3
28-09-2006, 23:48:43
your momma was sure lucky when you conceived you because no way will they ever let her out of the Penn for raping your dad

JM

DaShi
29-09-2006, 00:34:42
Your momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

Koshko
29-09-2006, 06:16:01
Your momma so fat that weighs a lot.

OH BURN!

fp
29-09-2006, 06:37:51
Your momma's so fat that after I fucked her I rolled over and was still on top of the bitch.

mr_G
29-09-2006, 08:14:13
your momma jokes are sooooo 2005

Funko
29-09-2006, 08:50:30
These jokes aren't funny.

mr_G
29-09-2006, 09:04:00
- FACT!!!!

Drekkus
29-09-2006, 09:18:58
Originally posted by JM^3
your momma was sure lucky when you conceived you because no way will they ever let her out of the Penn for raping your dad

JM You conceived yourself? That's some cool trick.

Mr. Bas
29-09-2006, 09:20:29
It's what we physicists call self-interaction.

Provost Harrison
29-09-2006, 09:41:35
Isn't that masturbation?

Kitsuki
29-09-2006, 09:42:13
Your momma jokes. Well respected everywhere. Much like Oerdin's mum.

Venom
29-09-2006, 11:49:51
Yo momma's so stupid, I told her to 'Do the robot', now R2D2 has AIDS.

maroule
29-09-2006, 12:07:52
thanks god she didn't fuck Crouch

devilmunchkin
29-09-2006, 12:44:56
these suck

Japher
29-09-2006, 12:48:02
your momma so stupid she thinks these jokes are funny

your momma so stupid it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes

your momma so stupid that when she was headed to the airport she saw a sign that said "airport left" so she turned around and went home