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Tizzy
28-09-2006, 09:11:43
Today we're going to find out who can post the best and funniest things.
No rules, just be as funny as you can.


Ready steady go!





(any resemblance to a post begging for something to read to keep me awake till 17:30 is entirely intentional)

Funko
28-09-2006, 09:15:49
This isn't really funny, just a bit wierd.

but the other day I had a dream that the way they made the draw for the Champions League was that someone from each club had to go and do a shit at the club they wanted to play against (I don't really understand how it worked). And everyone was saying, this is silly and disgusting, why don't we just draw balls out of a bowl like in any other football draw.

King_Ghidra
28-09-2006, 09:16:32
That is warped.

Funko
28-09-2006, 09:20:24
It really is.

How did they tell who's crap was whos and who got their first? "Oh, Jose it looks like you've got a catalan dump on your desk again!!"

maroule
28-09-2006, 09:28:44
your subconscient is probably just mixing the two great passions in your life, football and toilet humor

Nills Lagerbaak
28-09-2006, 09:47:52
Originally posted by Tizzy
Today we're going to find out who can post the best and funniest things.
No rules, just be as funny as you can.


Ready steady go!





(any resemblance to a post begging for something to read to keep me awake till 17:30 is entirely intentional)


Forum etiquette dictates that (s)he who suggests a new game provides the first example!

King_Ghidra
28-09-2006, 09:52:17
well said!

Tizzy
28-09-2006, 10:21:12
Cruel, cruel boys.
The forum will be dead and fossilised if we have to wait for me to be funny.

Nills Lagerbaak
28-09-2006, 10:27:02
Dead and siliconised!

Tizzy
28-09-2006, 10:28:38
Dead and consigned to the archives.

Nills Lagerbaak
28-09-2006, 10:33:32
Left forever and backed up via RAID.

Cheshire Cat
28-09-2006, 10:38:35
Originally posted by Tizzy
The forum will be dead and fossilised if we have to wait for me to be funny.

1. Dead and Plastinated (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plastination)
1. you could always be bunny

mr_G
28-09-2006, 10:48:05
a winner is me!!!!

Tizzy
28-09-2006, 10:55:51
Only if you are funny

Chris
28-09-2006, 10:57:55
Do looks count?

Tizzy
28-09-2006, 11:00:05
Not if you're blind

King_Ghidra
28-09-2006, 11:03:01
and love is very clearly blind

Venom
28-09-2006, 11:43:21
And drunk. Love is one drunk whore.

Funko
28-09-2006, 12:07:03
Love song titles just wouldn't be the same.

Blind Drunk Whore In An Elevator
You Give Blind Drunk Whores A Bad Name
A Groovy Kind of Blind Drunk Whore
Crazy Blind Drunk Whore
Blind Drunk Whore On the Rocks with No Ice

King_Ghidra
28-09-2006, 12:08:17
Originally posted by Funko
You Give Blind Drunk Whores A Bad Name

Now there's an insult

Funko
28-09-2006, 12:10:47
It's Venom's favourite chat-up line.

Venom
28-09-2006, 12:11:20
Crazy Blind Drunk Whores....my favorite kind.

Lurker
28-09-2006, 15:14:58
Jon Mi;elawtkwh would own this thread.

Tizzy
28-09-2006, 15:59:48
He should have posted in it then. Slacker.

zmama
28-09-2006, 16:26:09
http://www.tastingmenu.com/media/2004/20040320-trattoria4leoni/images/21-cheesecake%20with%20chocolate.jpg

Oerdin
28-09-2006, 18:25:08
Hmmm...

C.G.B. Spender
28-09-2006, 18:43:49
I can't think of something funny.

Maybe this: My company wants to get rid of 1/3 of the employees. The management has published very little information about who, when or how is going to be sacked. A very frustrating and ridiculous process.

Last week they started the "international integrity charter week", where we all will discuss issues like "freedom", "respect" and how it affects us ...

And soon they'll going to start a survey about the content of the employees ...

Oh, what a wondrous world!

C.G.B. Spender
28-09-2006, 18:48:28
Ah, I missed the funny part:

1. The company is running a project to get the ISO 14000 environmental management standards certification.

2. During the international integrity charta week we all got a little plastic card with some vague slogans, in other words: trash.

Japher
28-09-2006, 18:48:52
my parents come to visit today...

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
28-09-2006, 19:15:04
Damnit zmama, I have boring sandwiches and applesauce for lunch, and you go and parade that in front of me... :cry:

zmama
29-09-2006, 01:44:21
\O/ I win!!

Koshko
29-09-2006, 06:14:16
I'm pretty sure we all failed this thread.

Venom
29-09-2006, 11:48:01
Failing is all we're good at.

Funko
29-09-2006, 11:49:56
We are very good at it though.

Japher
29-09-2006, 12:49:55
last winner is FIRST loser!@

Provost Harrison
29-09-2006, 13:04:42
Originally posted by C.G.B. Spender
And soon they'll going to start a survey about the content of the employees ...

They're usually full of organs, blood and bones and things...

mr_G
30-09-2006, 16:48:15
now that's funny funnnnn nie

C.G.B. Spender
02-10-2006, 15:29:17
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
They're usually full of organs, blood and bones and things... No brains though

Funko
02-10-2006, 15:29:45
If they had brains they could be consultants or managers.