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mr_G
27-09-2006, 12:25:18
even for me.

is it because your dicks are tiny?

mr_G
27-09-2006, 12:26:09
ow and i did not see any urinal cubes too.
another prove famous phil did his round at friday

King_Ghidra
27-09-2006, 12:47:04
because we can see straight and piss straight, even when drunk, because we are awesome

Nav
27-09-2006, 12:52:11
Urinal cubes are banned within 20 miles of Reading.

King_Ghidra
27-09-2006, 12:53:49
lies, my office is only 10 miles away

or maybe we're breaking the law

Japher
27-09-2006, 12:55:53
Hmmm... the bars around here don't have urinals, just a wall of water and a drain under it... no aim necessary

mr_G
27-09-2006, 12:58:25
because you are all bad aimers

Funko
27-09-2006, 13:00:05
Do you have many "friendly fire" incidents in bar urinals?

mr_G
27-09-2006, 13:01:22
only if they have got gonorea

King_Ghidra
27-09-2006, 13:02:07
ouch

Japher
27-09-2006, 13:02:44
yeah... that's taking it too far

mr_G
27-09-2006, 13:25:53
sorry

Venom
27-09-2006, 13:34:19
Nah, that's not too far. Go further.

mr_G
27-09-2006, 15:50:36
so small dicks it is.

Oerdin
27-09-2006, 16:08:08
Originally posted by mr_G
even for me.

is it because your dicks are tiny?

I think we have our anwser.

Japher
27-09-2006, 16:10:36
not expecting tourists?

maroule
27-09-2006, 16:20:22
they piss at the bar, in aluminium containers, and call it 'half a pint of bitter'

Koshko
27-09-2006, 20:49:53
They should just piss in a trouth.

King_Ghidra
28-09-2006, 08:05:21
a what?! :lol:

Funko
28-09-2006, 08:06:20
Half trout, half mouth.

King_Ghidra
28-09-2006, 08:15:08
Half trumpet, half youth

Nills Lagerbaak
28-09-2006, 09:39:01
Half Tramp, half vermouth.

Koshko
29-09-2006, 06:21:08
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
a what?! :lol:

A Trough:

http://static.flickr.com/31/64898288_8abb3d4698_m.jpg

Yes I mispelled it before.

King_Ghidra
29-09-2006, 08:01:43
and thank you for explaining it captain obvious

Oerdin
29-09-2006, 16:37:10
PHed!

Koshko
30-09-2006, 04:22:57
Well do you Brits have the pisstubs?

Diss
30-09-2006, 08:35:37
what constitutes a small urinal?

ahh, I remember this one whore house I was in the carribean. They had no urinals. You just pissed in a trench in the floor.

Diss
30-09-2006, 08:37:15
what I always wondered is why americans (not all places, but some places) have such large urinals? Some of them are like 5 feet tall! What the hell?

I guess they expect a wide range of heights of people. Big foot or something.

I'm talking about the ones that go all the way down to the floor.

ahh, I found a picture of one.

http://www.woofd2.com/photogallery/Blue%20Urinal.jpg

http://schadenfreude.cogitox.com/images/bear%20urinal.jpg

Diss
30-09-2006, 08:45:59
I must be bored, I'm looking up pictures of urinals on the internet. It's when you know you truelly have no life.

Urinal in amsterdam airport. it's been a while since I've been in that airport (1998), but I don't remember these. Maybe it was a different airport.

http://www.urinal.net/schiphol/P9160015.med.jpg

and a urinal for women:

http://wso.williams.edu/orgs/choir/becky/Random%20Funny%20Stuff/Women's%20urinal%20(Estonia).JPG

this was supposedly in the women's room. I don't know wtf this is.

http://www.laymusic.org/pictures/urinal.jpg

I can't imagine anything more I'd like to be doing on a friday night, but posting pictures of urinals

Diss
30-09-2006, 08:48:41
I just found the coolest thing!

http://www.sahaj.com/images/urinal.jpg