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25-09-2006, 17:49:33
I figure since I have my resume all polished up I might as well apply for jobs I'm under qualified for to piss off HR people. However, since I'm doing that I need a cover letter. One that looks and sounds professional. Something that will get me an interview and perhapse a free lunch.

Here's what I got so far;

"Give me a job, because I rock!

Japher Da Man
Cincinnati, OH Baby, OH Baby

PS Give me some candy."

As you can tell, I really need help.

25-09-2006, 17:59:42
Post Scripts are tacky. Put your candy request in the main part of the letter.

25-09-2006, 18:30:31
Give me some candy and a job, because I rock!

25-09-2006, 18:41:59
give me some candy because I want some rock

25-09-2006, 20:07:40
Originally posted by Japher
Give me some candy and a job, because I rock! yup, excellent letter

26-09-2006, 04:48:41
Dear Employer:

See resume.
The End.