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Funko
23-09-2006, 09:20:30
Fluffy wooden shoes are better for ding ding kicking - FACT!

Lazarus and the Gimp
23-09-2006, 11:44:56
That's why the Dutch never conquered the world. As soon as Dr Martens were invented, the entire Dutch culture became obsolete.

C.G.B. Spender
23-09-2006, 20:00:27
What about Birkenstocks?

JM^3
23-09-2006, 22:46:08
I love birkenstocks..

JM

Cruddy
23-09-2006, 23:17:34
Originally posted by Funko
Fluffy wooden shoes are better for ding ding kicking - FACT!

Alternatively, just cover your ding-ding in fluff for the same effect - FACT!

Lazarus and the Gimp
24-09-2006, 07:09:58
Dr Martens = truly classless cultural icons straddling every facet of human thought from effete intellectualism to brute thuggery.

Birkenstocks = shoes.

Scabrous Birdseed
24-09-2006, 08:19:48
In Umeň there's been a trend this summer for ghastly, garish non-wooden wooden shoes made of some sort of plastic rubber. A big-name hockey star/local celebrity bought the swedish licence for the product and it's selling disgusting amounts, we've got a "concept store" in town (the only one in the world) and people are falling for it big time.

Funko
24-09-2006, 09:48:42
Originally posted by Cruddy
Alternatively, just cover your ding-ding in fluff for the same effect - FACT! as if my pubic hair is fluffy

Lazarus and the Gimp
24-09-2006, 10:25:20
Originally posted by Scabrous Birdseed
In Umeň there's been a trend this summer for ghastly, garish non-wooden wooden shoes made of some sort of plastic rubber. A big-name hockey star/local celebrity bought the swedish licence for the product and it's selling disgusting amounts, we've got a "concept store" in town (the only one in the world) and people are falling for it big time.

Crocs. They're big here too.

Lazarus and the Gimp
24-09-2006, 10:26:58
Funko- don't even think about elaborating. Some things are not to be discussed even here.

Marid Audran
24-09-2006, 22:14:37
And most of all - do they have to be shoes?

PS:

Also, any half-decent Pink Floyd fan would agree that "across the stream with Dr. Martens" wouldn't have sounded as good :cute:

Tizzy
25-09-2006, 08:29:18
Originally posted by Marid Audran
And most of all - do they have to be shoes?



Apparently there is no requirement for them to be shoes or wooden.

Although I did neglect to test the kicking power.