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Japher
20-09-2006, 14:38:57
I working on my resume since some the schools I am appling to want it.

What I need is some clever ways to bend the truth and make it look like I have skills without actually fibbing.

any ideas?

mr_G
20-09-2006, 14:48:12
do not mention the walking around your house nekkid yelling "it's my house, it's my house"

Tizzy
20-09-2006, 14:51:44
Instead of "banana stealing" say "successful acqusition of important resources"

Funko
20-09-2006, 14:52:43
:lol:

mr_G
20-09-2006, 14:56:21
tizzy is schjmart

Japher
20-09-2006, 15:20:27
that is going in the resume!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
20-09-2006, 16:39:19
"successful adaptation of sporting activities for professional and personal advancement" instead of "wanked to pics of female tennis players eating bananas"

Cruddy
20-09-2006, 21:17:22
"Ability to adapt to changing circumstances".

IE lie like fury when you get found out.

Chris
20-09-2006, 21:36:40
Photoshop yourself into pictures of famous scientists and fake letters of recomendation from them.

mr_G
21-09-2006, 04:33:31
http://webdisk.planet.nl/heijm509/publiek/album/_w/24239454_82e085edf5_jpg.jpg

Chris
21-09-2006, 16:57:05
See?

mr G is now sought after all over Europe, despite designing shoddy bridges and crappy buildings.

Aredhran
21-09-2006, 21:54:53
he said famous people, not stupid idiots

mr_G
21-09-2006, 22:12:15
huh?

Aredhran
22-09-2006, 12:24:12
talking about bush, chirac & co of course, not you O schmartje dutchman

Japher
22-09-2006, 12:37:51
he;s in league with the DeviL!!!!!!!!!!!11

mr_G
22-09-2006, 13:09:01
i rule!!

Chris
22-09-2006, 18:51:04
Will Japher be smart enough to emulate mr G's road to sucess?

Japher
22-09-2006, 19:08:55
probably not

Koshko
22-09-2006, 21:04:39
I need resume help too. What do you do when you have no accomplishments worth mentioning during your entire life?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
22-09-2006, 21:22:06
(100-0 protected) You become the management.

Provost Harrison
22-09-2006, 21:27:03
Mr G is a giant...kneeling down :eek:

Funko
23-09-2006, 09:51:12
or just bigheaded

Funko
25-09-2006, 07:59:28
:lol:

I was really funny this weekend when I was asleep. :hmm:

mr_G
25-09-2006, 08:02:53
jesjes

Japher
25-09-2006, 12:45:41
Originally posted by Koshko
I need resume help too. What do you do when you have no accomplishments worth mentioning during your entire life?

Lie.

Chris
26-09-2006, 06:07:39
Its not a lie if you really believe it.

Japher
26-09-2006, 12:47:51
do you believe that lie?

mr_G
26-09-2006, 12:49:43
i believe every lie even if it is true - FACT!!!

Tizzy
26-09-2006, 13:56:16
I believe everything I read on the interwebs.

Japher
26-09-2006, 14:23:38
I have a giant penis

mr_G
26-09-2006, 14:27:03
Japhers penis is soooooo huge he can barely walk

Japher
26-09-2006, 14:30:47
It's rather freakish

mr_G
26-09-2006, 14:31:31
no pics pleezzzzzz

Tizzy
26-09-2006, 14:38:06
Originally posted by Japher
It's rather freakish

THAT I believe.

Japher
26-09-2006, 14:42:44
sometimes it talks for me

Tizzy
26-09-2006, 14:51:30
I bet it makes some decisions for you too

mr_G
26-09-2006, 14:52:26
at least it can stand up for itself