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mr_G
19-09-2006, 14:29:17
curry joke

A man goes down the pub promising faithfully to his wife he' ll be back by 11. One drink leads to two then another and eventually he rolls in at 3am. He falls in the door blind drunk crawling and stumbling about. The last thing he remembers is finding the remains of a take-away curry in the kitchen. It's stone cold, the meat is in dried up lumps and the sauce is disgusting but he's so hungry he eats it anyway. Next morning he wakes up with a thumping head and a churning stomach, but that's nothing to the roasting he knows he'll get from his wife. The first thing he says to her is"sorry about last night Darling" . She replies "That's alright. I was really mad at you but I've forgiven you now that I've seen that you cleaned the cat tray out when you came in last night!

Funko
19-09-2006, 14:31:09
I think that I am right...

but just to be sure, does anyone find that joke funny?

mr_G
19-09-2006, 14:32:12
damn this one is bad

Venom
19-09-2006, 14:37:44
On a funny scale of 1 to 10, it's a 1.5. Could be punched up by someone who knows how to tell a joke.

Japher
19-09-2006, 14:38:50
that's the most I have ever seen mr. g write in one post

mr_G
19-09-2006, 14:39:49
control c control v

learned that last week

Lurker
19-09-2006, 15:01:47
I hate it when that happens.

mr_G
19-09-2006, 15:04:19
jesjes funko is right

Tizzy
19-09-2006, 15:04:49
Very often.

Apparently.

King_Ghidra
19-09-2006, 15:11:11
I thought this was one of those 'funny stories' that turns out to be a real story, but then i realised tizzy and funko do not have a cat*














*and are not married

Venom
19-09-2006, 15:14:55
It's not really a curry joke. It's a drunk as hell joke.

Funko
19-09-2006, 15:18:00
and it's not funny because no-one could ever confuse beautiful curry for cat litter.

Also: "but that's nothing to the roasting he knows he'll get from his wife"

Chris
19-09-2006, 15:33:16
Too long to read.

Japher
19-09-2006, 16:03:08
that's what she said