View Full Version : learning driving theory test in 48 hours

19-09-2006, 09:13:06
I always said these tests were a piece of piss, but now its time to put my money where my mouth is. can anyone think why I wouldnt be able to cram all the info in 48 hours? my driving experience consists of not getting run over while cycling on the roads for ten years

my gf should have the learning materials round here somewhere

19-09-2006, 09:17:35
48 hours :lol:

just relax for another 40 hours man.

19-09-2006, 09:19:47
And then sleep for 8. You need to be rested for these things.

19-09-2006, 09:22:03

19-09-2006, 09:22:25
Let's do a mock test.

Q1. You break down on the motorway.

Should you

A. walk up the motorway to use the emergency phone to call for assistance
B. walk into the road to wave down a car to help
C. stay in the car and get sucked off by Kathy Mitchell off Eastenders?

19-09-2006, 09:31:42
Gillian Taylforth (born 14 August 1955) is a British-born actor.
made me laugh

19-09-2006, 10:53:02
it's C isn't it.

19-09-2006, 10:59:41
Snotty was right, it is easy.

19-09-2006, 11:21:24
well did the 2 tests on the dvla site without having read a driving book for like a decade. I got 25/35 and 32/35. Funkos question was much more diffcult. Mostly got messed up on stopping distances and stuff I wouldnt know from cycling. I mean wtf do I know about trams? I might have seen one at blackpool once

19-09-2006, 11:23:34
Originally posted by Snotty
I mean wtf do I know about trams? Gaudi headed a tram and died - FACT!!!!

19-09-2006, 11:33:35
Q2 - You are in a rural area of the US at night. You are pulled over by the police. You should:

A- Ask the cop to show you both hands before complying with any requests, just to make sure one of them isn't a hook.

B- Assume its a trap set up by aliens who want to eat your intestines and implant a radio control device in the empty space! SHOOT THEM!!!

C- Give yourself a huge shot of insulin and go hog crazy shitting on yourself, flinging it, urinating on the cops, then passing out. In court your blood test will reveal SEVER hypoglycemia and you can say you were disorientated.

D- Run for it, sheriff cletis wants to rape you like a little pig.

19-09-2006, 12:10:14
sounds like you tried C already one time