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Tizzy
18-09-2006, 13:55:03
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death.

They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when suddenly...

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet."

"Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee".

So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune and there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon...

every imaginable kind of cured pig meat you can imagine!!

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree".

"Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don' forget".

"Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell of bacon...ees no
meerage, ees a bacon tree".

And with that.....Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres,
with Pepe following more slowly at a distance, when suddenly a machine gun
opens up, and Luis is cut down in his tracks.

It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.. . . .

"Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo...what ees eet?"

"Pepe...ees not a bacon tree....







"Ees.....





Ees.....






Ees.....








Ees, a Ham Bush"

Kitsuki
18-09-2006, 14:09:50
HARR HARR HARR! :lol:

Venom
18-09-2006, 14:18:00
Yeah right. Like Mexicans can speak English that well.

JM^3
18-09-2006, 14:19:52
I want to tell a physics joke.. but all the goods I don't remember well enough (like I don't remember the build up, or the punchline, or etc.).

JM

Japher
18-09-2006, 14:28:21
:lol: Ham bush!

Mr. Bas
18-09-2006, 14:29:56
HARR HARR HARR.

Cruddy
18-09-2006, 14:32:26
:) Lekker dat.

Nills Lagerbaak
18-09-2006, 14:38:35
Hmm, of all the rediculous jokes.....

As if anyone in their right mind will run to the nearset bacon tree when dehydrated, to eat possibly the saltiest meat in the world. Bah!

Lurker
18-09-2006, 14:43:25
Mmmm, bacon.

Japher
18-09-2006, 14:43:50
pig fat rules

Colon
18-09-2006, 15:04:00
Why would two Mexicans speak English to each other?

Funko
18-09-2006, 15:10:18
Why would there be a tree covered with bacon in the desert?

Colon
18-09-2006, 15:12:53
Wasn't that a mirage?

Japher
18-09-2006, 15:13:03
I think the real question is:

Why would some shoot an english speaking Mexican running at a pig in the middle of the desert?

... well, nevermind, that one kind of makes sense.

Lurker
18-09-2006, 15:18:03
And if there was a bacon tree in the middle of the desert, why wouldn't there be a lemonade stand or something like that?

Tizzy
18-09-2006, 15:20:57
And a bakery.

Venom
18-09-2006, 15:23:50
How can there be raw bacon and cooked bacon on the same tree?

Also, bacon is salty, so they would be even more thirsty. A bacon tree in the desert is no help at all. Obviously it was a trap. A hambush, as the Mexicans say (when they speak English)

maroule
18-09-2006, 15:34:25
una jamon-buscada

Lurker
18-09-2006, 15:44:12
A bakery, mmmmm donuts.

Cruddy
18-09-2006, 18:18:32
Originally posted by Venom
How can there be raw bacon and cooked bacon on the same tree?



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