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Lazarus and the Gimp
15-09-2006, 18:39:42
I've figured out his role in life- as lunch. Let's casserole him.

Venom
15-09-2006, 18:41:51
Can't we just kill him? And then drag the corpse around behind my truck?

Lazarus and the Gimp
15-09-2006, 18:42:56
Waste of a good meal. I'd excuse it if you were going to use him as a trophy.

Japher
15-09-2006, 19:00:05
at least I'd be a good meal

Lazarus and the Gimp
15-09-2006, 19:09:23
It balances out the fact that you're a shit poster.

C.G.B. Spender
15-09-2006, 19:15:59
He must be an excellent meal!

Japher
15-09-2006, 19:19:08
jes jes

Japher
18-09-2006, 12:57:27
I'm still alive!

maroule
18-09-2006, 13:03:07
we're cutting on bad fat

Colon
18-09-2006, 13:06:39
Nuh-uh, I'm not going to allow his genes to enter my body.

maroule
18-09-2006, 13:10:57
not without a kiss first

mr_G
18-09-2006, 17:54:37
but but i laaik him

Cruddy
18-09-2006, 18:17:21
You'll like him EVEN MORE with BBQ sauce and a few onions.

Japher
18-09-2006, 20:14:26
yeah, I'm sure I have a "gamey" after taste

Colon
18-09-2006, 20:16:54
Hey, look at that! Talking food!

Oerdin
18-09-2006, 22:29:07
Ask him which type of apple should be stuffed in his mouth.

devilmunchkin
19-09-2006, 02:46:46
green

Funko
19-09-2006, 07:59:33
Good thing about eating Japher, no seeds.

mr_G
19-09-2006, 08:19:02
Good thing about eating Japher, nothing.

mr_G
19-09-2006, 08:19:26
the only good J is a dead J.

Japher
19-09-2006, 13:36:20
:(

Cruddy
19-09-2006, 18:22:23
Originally posted by mr_G
the only good J is a dead J.

ANTI-SEMITE ALERT - MOSSAD ARE ON THEIR WAY.

mr_G
20-09-2006, 07:34:52
oooops

mr_G
20-09-2006, 07:36:08
Originally posted by Japher
:( what?

Japher
20-09-2006, 12:36:50
I don't want to die and be eaten...

King_Ghidra
20-09-2006, 12:57:08
Then you're not going to enjoy it very much.

You should try and realign your beliefs with ours.

Japher
20-09-2006, 13:00:44
but that would require me wanting to eat myself

Funko
20-09-2006, 13:01:05
Don't be so diplomatic, when he's being a selfish bastard you should just tell him.