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Lazarus and the Gimp
15-09-2006, 18:05:45
1- Gimp child #2 puked across my chest.

2- Found out I share a forum with a spree killer.

3- 3 hours sleep.

4- Crap day at work. One of my clients is on chemotherapy, and yet still dragged himself into the office just to shout at me.

Lazarus and the Gimp
15-09-2006, 18:06:15
So how was your day? You fuckers.

Venom
15-09-2006, 18:09:23
#2 has to be CG, right?

C.G.B. Spender
15-09-2006, 18:09:28
Worse

Japher
15-09-2006, 18:11:31
Sprees are yummy

C.G.B. Spender
15-09-2006, 18:13:17
Spreegurken?

C@H
15-09-2006, 18:14:36
even more worse. my boss is a spreegurke

C.G.B. Spender
15-09-2006, 18:15:20
So are you

mr_G
15-09-2006, 18:15:51
my boss is a retard

C@H
15-09-2006, 18:16:04
chef zpfchen

KrazyHorse
15-09-2006, 18:16:48
You post on vampirefreaks.com?

Japher
15-09-2006, 18:17:44
Laz = Tizzy?

C.G.B. Spender
15-09-2006, 18:17:57
We post on www.wehaveverytinydicks.com

Fistandantilus
15-09-2006, 18:21:16
Originally posted by mr_G
my boss is a retard

Punch him!

Lazarus and the Gimp
15-09-2006, 18:32:41
Originally posted by KrazyHorse
You post on vampirefreaks.com?

Yes.

C.G.B. Spender
15-09-2006, 18:36:12
Poly?

Lazarus and the Gimp
15-09-2006, 18:37:44
To my shame, yes.

KrazyHorse
15-09-2006, 18:38:19
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Yes.

Too bad they force you to register to read.

I imagine there's a shitstorm going on over there.

KrazyHorse
15-09-2006, 18:39:38
nvm. For some reason they're letting me read now.

Lazarus and the Gimp
15-09-2006, 18:41:23
Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Too bad they force you to register to read.

I imagine there's a shitstorm going on over there.

It's full of people pontificating beyond the bounds of sanity. Lots of "Let's remember he was a human being".

KrazyHorse
15-09-2006, 18:48:46
So far 3 vampirefreaks members have committed murder in Canada in the last 6 months.

What the fuck's going on, eh?

Lazarus and the Gimp
15-09-2006, 18:49:48
That's Canada for you.

Lazarus and the Gimp
15-09-2006, 18:51:04
The funny thing is that it's the supposedly liberal countries that produce the real freaks on VF. Most of the neo-nazis are Canadian or Dutch.

Venom
15-09-2006, 18:51:30
VampireFreaks makes you kill people.

KrazyHorse
15-09-2006, 18:54:15
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
The funny thing is that it's the supposedly liberal countries that produce the real freaks on VF. Most of the neo-nazis are Canadian or Dutch.

VF is responsible for 1.5% of Canada's murder rate.

:lol:

edit: more like 2.5%

Didn't see that the 12 year-old did in both parents and a brother too.

Japher
15-09-2006, 18:58:24
It must be Canada's gun control laws

Venom
15-09-2006, 19:16:05
Make no mistake, this is somehow all America's fault.

Lazarus and the Gimp
15-09-2006, 19:21:46
Funnily enough, VF is an American site.

Lazarus and the Gimp
15-09-2006, 19:41:31
Incidentally, there have been about 25,000 registrations on vampirefreaks in the past 24 hours.

KrazyHorse
15-09-2006, 20:06:39
I almost decided to register in order to rattle some cages, but then had to do work instead.

Japher
15-09-2006, 20:07:24
I almost registered, but then heard Laz posts there and decided not to.

Cruddy
15-09-2006, 21:18:55
I did register, then realised I had absolutely bugger all in common with the community there.

Oerdin
15-09-2006, 23:01:30
My day as great. I had the day off since I start a new job on monday and I mostly spent it drinking and playing HOI2: DD with that crazy Finn VJ.

Skanky Burns
15-09-2006, 23:50:44
I got fired yesterday.

Fortunately it was so I could go with another agent at a much higher rate of pay. And I am working for the same company too, just through a different agent. :)

Oerdin
16-09-2006, 00:17:07
That's cool. Still, sorry to hear you got shit canned.

BigGameHunter
16-09-2006, 00:49:32
OK...may be able to top it...3yo fell off zipwire at playground and broke his arm, 5 yo puked, I've been sick for 2 wks and all my work peers are utter wankers.

Oerdin
16-09-2006, 01:51:41
See you could cut down on your problems by 50% by just getting ride of the offspring.

Lazarus and the Gimp
16-09-2006, 07:03:54
Originally posted by BigGameHunter
OK...may be able to top it...3yo fell off zipwire at playground and broke his arm, 5 yo puked, I've been sick for 2 wks and all my work peers are utter wankers.

You're an accident-prone bunch, aren't you? Is the self-preservation gene missing?

Skanky Burns
16-09-2006, 07:47:35
Originally posted by Oerdin
That's cool. Still, sorry to hear you got shit canned.

The company that fired me is the same company that re-hired me. Its a technicality to get me more pay and let the company avoid paying the agent I am with $5000 to make me permanent.

Fergus & The Brazen Car
16-09-2006, 09:33:57
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp


4- Crap day at work. One of my clients is on chemotherapy, and yet still dragged himself into the office just to shout at me.


Contract flu and go spatter the impudent wretch with phlegmglobs.

Lazarus and the Gimp
16-09-2006, 13:46:06
That incident was a first for me. I've usually got no problem with holding my own under those situations, but that just floored me. I couldn't believe it meant that much to him, and couldn't bring myself to contest the issue.

self biased
16-09-2006, 14:05:52
ah, so you're going soft in your old age, then?

Fergus & The Brazen Car
18-09-2006, 10:09:31
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
That incident was a first for me. I've usually got no problem with holding my own under those situations, but that just floored me. I couldn't believe it meant that much to him, and couldn't bring myself to contest the issue.


I can remember being stuck in what seemed like some anteroom to a Sartrean/Alan Bennett version of hell, in Victoria Coach Station some years ago, being forced to listen (it was the depths of winter and FREEZING outside) to some racist gobshite go on about being ' felt up by some nigg@r ' .

I turned around to see which member of the F.C.S. might be giving us an impromptu lecture, only to see instead a rough sleeper who had obviously had some kind of major surgery to his head & brain or both (dirty bandages and dressings still in situ, hair loss apparent).

The desire to remonstrate with someone who was both physically and evidently mentally unwell, waned somewhat.