View Full Version : Making fun of Kazachstan

C.G.B. Spender
11-09-2006, 13:10:03
It's my quest to hurt people's feelings as much as I can this is another huge step forward.

Make fun of Kazachstan and its people.

11-09-2006, 13:11:53
stupid Kazachstan... no one can pronounce their name:lol:

C.G.B. Spender
11-09-2006, 13:14:34
True story:

We had a consultant, Herr Barenboim or something like that. He was supposed to be some kind of DB/2 expert, but he didn't speak much german, almost no german at all. His company promised to send us a tech writer for a software concept. He was a huge man drinking a lot of Fanta. After a week we send him back, because he obviously couldn't do what we hired him for. The company that sent him was "asware". He kept pronouncing it like german ile "Uswuare" but we called it "ass ware", of course ...

11-09-2006, 13:22:02

ah, fanta fanta!

C.G.B. Spender
11-09-2006, 13:25:02

11-09-2006, 13:45:33
was he huger than you?

C.G.B. Spender
11-09-2006, 13:46:37
He made me look like mr_G

11-09-2006, 13:50:01
OMG!!! So now you know.

C.G.B. Spender
11-09-2006, 13:52:59
I know

11-09-2006, 13:53:47
Hey Lurker.

11-09-2006, 13:59:11
Does Lurker drink Fanta?

C.G.B. Spender
11-09-2006, 14:01:44
Fanta was invented during World War II in Nazi Germany by the German Coca Cola (GmbH) bottling company. Due to restrictions on shipping between Nazi Germany and the United States during hostilities, the German bottling plant could no longer get Coca Cola syrup. The CEO of the plant, Max Keith, needed to do something to keep the plant in operation and came up with a fruit flavored drink made from whatever he could find. Using apple fiber left over from cider presses and whey, a byproduct from cheese manufacture, Fanta was created and became quite popular.

11-09-2006, 14:03:02
Fanta is made from cider and cheese? No wonder I like it.

C.G.B. Spender
11-09-2006, 14:04:48
Abends Fanta, morgens stanta

11-09-2006, 14:05:30
Fanta is nazi

C.G.B. Spender
11-09-2006, 14:10:53
Scheiss Fantanazis!

11-09-2006, 14:13:09
Ich mach ihnen kaputt , Schweinhunt!

11-09-2006, 14:20:51
All grown up

11-09-2006, 14:59:27
and no where to go

C.G.B. Spender
11-09-2006, 15:01:24
so let us all drop our pants!

11-09-2006, 15:01:37
Snell snell!

C.G.B. Spender
11-09-2006, 15:13:00
No, isn't it rather "smell smell"?

11-09-2006, 15:14:43
Fun Fun Fun
In der Kazachstan!

11-09-2006, 15:14:47
I'd rather not.

C.G.B. Spender
11-09-2006, 15:19:16
Isn't Kazachstan near Kannietverstan?

11-09-2006, 15:40:12